Abraham Lincoln's ghost or zombie, depending on how you feel about the situation, is obviously independent candidate Ralph Nader. Let's forget entirely about their politics and ideas. The evidence is quite clear if you just LOOK AT THE GUY! He's tall. He's got a weary, worldly sort of face. Bam. Same dude. Now, if I only had the technology to super impose a beard and possibly a top hat onto a photo of Ralph Nader, I could really make you see my point. I'm sure if someone could persuade him to simply withstand from shaving for a few weeks and take a trip to Symms to buy a top hat, he'd be winning in the polls.

Why he would beat Mccain: Mccain is old and he looks like he might actually be a zombie. But a zombie of whom? And does he look like a friendly zombie? No. He looks like he is wearing a mask made entirely of another man's face. Another man who had a larger head and thus rendering the mask to appear droopy and somewhat lopsided from time to time.

Why he would beat Obama: Simple. Obama would not even be able to run for president if it weren't for him. In fact, he'd probably be Mccain's slave.

So with America still blaming Nader for causing Bush to win the presidency, I believe that he now knows the remedy to fix his problems. That is all.