I'm a stand-up comedian. I have opened and performed with some successful comedians and I look at things in life and wonder about them. Some of these things make for good jokes, others just are bizarre. These are few things that I don't get in the country or the world. Some probably have simple answers, some probably not:

If they are trying to promote literacy in the world, why do books cost $7.99-$14.95? I know there are libraries, but not everyone has access to one - and they are intimidating.

I was at Burger King the other day, and they said they couldn't serve me because the broiler was broken. Shouldn't that be the only thing they worry about in Burger King? The broiler?

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. - What if you don't like lemonade?

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get. - What if the box had a label with the contents? What now Forrest Gump?

The War in Iraq - wars in general. - Enough said.

No selling pop or bad food in school - I don't think they realize people can still bring them in. And if the child wants something, he or she will get it someway or another.

If they are trying to promote education in the world why does college cost anywhere from $15-$50 thousand dollars per year? And then, why do some that need it, not qualify for financial aid?

There is no "I" in "TEAM". But if you rearrange the letters you can find a "ME".

Do you have any other random thoughts? In this economy things are constantly changing and it only makes sense that you'd question some of the things going on in our society. With the way things are going, I am sure many more updates for this hub will appear, as I am constantly wondering about what is going on.