Rate my tits

Okay gentlemen you know there is nothing more you would like to do with your life than spend the rest of your days rating tits. Tits are God's gift to man and the lovely set above are a prime example of why I thank him every day. If I could choose any job in the world it would most definitely be official tit inspector. I would go to work every day with a smile on my face and gladly examine every tit on earth. What a glorious job that would be. Unlike being a gynecologist where you would never be sure what you might run into, I have never seen a tit that I didn't love, or at least want to love very badly. Take a close look at the tits on this page and be sure to vote for your favorite tits. I will start the comments below and let everyone know exactly why I like the tits that I like best.

Salma Hayek is the most perfect woman ever put on earth. Everything about her is amazing. Salma has perfect skin, gorgeous hair, sparkling eyes, the best butt in the world, and look at those tits. There is just no question that she is the perfect woman, especially since I have never met her. Maybe she is like all the rest and nags and complains about every little thing, but for some reason I just wouldn't care. I would look at her perfect tits and say "yes dear whatever you want". There aren't too many women that could get away with murder just because of the way they look, but Salma most definitely could.

Here is your dilemma: You are being pursued by Carla Gugino and Salma Hayek at the same time, they both know about the other and are forcing you to make a choice. What do you do? The first thing you do is wake up cause you know you are dreaming, there is no way that either one of these perfect women are gonna chase your ugly butt. Second thing you should do is keep dreaming, cause there are not two better women around. Carla doesn't get all of the notoriety that Salma gets but I think that helps make her even more attractive, not that she needs any help. So many beautiful women which tits am I going to choose? At this point it is still up in the air, I will find one more great rack to place on this page and then make a decision.

The stakes just got a little higher because I have been in love with Halle Berry's tits for years. I am not sure I could pick any other girl over her just out of respect for the long term relationship that Halle's tits and I have had. I am not sure there is really much to say about Halle and her perfect tits except look at the picture and tell me honestly that there is any woman in the world that you wouldn't drop in a heartbeat to be with Halle. You know there isn't one, not a single one, so I guess that just says it all.

Sonia Ferrer is so incredibly gorgeous she should be outlawed. No seriously she should be illegal to everyone on earth except me. I should be able to have this Spanish beauty all to myself. Okay I would never want to deprive my fellow man of looking at a beauty like this. Words cannot describe how beautiful this woman is, she is flaming hot from top to bottom. After seeing her I was reminded that there is another great set of tits that need to be included on this hub also, so the decision is really going to be a tough one.

Vida Guerra is probably best known for having the worlds most perfect butt, but in this case I would like to make a case for her tits also. Full and round they look like they could snap an under wire in half just from their weight. Okay I see the face too, but the rest of the package is amazing. There is no way you could look at that body and say anything more than that she is a treasure to behold. Her butt even looks great in this picture, but if you don't know her then you should look up some of the great butt pics she has online, you too will be completely enamored.

Well these 10 tits are all for know so we all have a tough decision to make. Which tits are the best of the group? Yes it really is a tough decision because of the amount of shear beauty I have amassed on this single hub, but it is a pleasurable decision to say the least.