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By Hoodala

Perfect Tits
Perfect Tits

Rate my Tits

Okay gentlemen you know there is nothing more you would like to do with your life than spend the rest of your days rating tits. Tits are God's gift to man and the lovely set above are a prime example of why I thank him every day. If I could choose any job in the world it would most definitely be official tit inspector. I would go to work every day with a smile on my face and gladly examine every tit on earth. What a glorious job that would be. Unlike being a gynecologist where you would never be sure what you might run into, I have never seen a tit that I didn't love, or at least want to love very badly. Take a close look at the tits on this page and be sure to vote for your favorite tits. I will start the comments below and let everyone know exactly why I like the tits that I like best.

Great Cleavage
Great Cleavage

Salma Hayek is the most perfect woman ever put on earth. Everything about her is amazing. Salma has perfect skin, gorgeous hair, sparkling eyes, the best butt in the world, and look at those tits. There is just no question that she is the perfect woman, especially since I have never met her. Maybe she is like all the rest and nags and complains about every little thing, but for some reason I just wouldn't care. I would look at her perfect tits and say "yes dear whatever you want". There aren't too many women that could get away with murder just because of the way they look, but Salma most definitely could.

Carla Gugino has great tits
Carla Gugino has great tits

Here is your dilemma: You are being pursued by Carla Gugino and Salma Hayek at the same time, they both know about the other and are forcing you to make a choice. What do you do? The first thing you do is wake up cause you know you are dreaming, there is no way that either one of these perfect women are gonna chase your ugly butt. Second thing you should do is keep dreaming, cause there are not two better women around. Carla doesn't get all of the notoriety that Salma gets but I think that helps make her even more attractive, not that she needs any help. So many beautiful women which tits am I going to choose? At this point it is still up in the air, I will find one more great rack to place on this page and then make a decision.

Halle Berry's Perfect Tits
Halle Berry's Perfect Tits

The stakes just got a little higher because I have been in love with Halle Berry's tits for years. I am not sure I could pick any other girl over her just out of respect for the long term relationship that Halle's tits and I have had. I am not sure there is really much to say about Halle and her perfect tits except look at the picture and tell me honestly that there is any woman in the world that you wouldn't drop in a heartbeat to be with Halle. You know there isn't one, not a single one, so I guess that just says it all.

Sonia Ferrer is Gorgeous
Sonia Ferrer is Gorgeous

Sonia Ferrer is so incredibly gorgeous she should be outlawed. No seriously she should be illegal to everyone on earth except me. I should be able to have this Spanish beauty all to myself. Okay I would never want to deprive my fellow man of looking at a beauty like this. Words cannot describe how beautiful this woman is, she is flaming hot from top to bottom. After seeing her I was reminded that there is another great set of tits that need to be included on this hub also, so the decision is really going to be a tough one.

Vida Guerra Tits to die for!
Vida Guerra Tits to die for!

Vida Guerra is probably best known for having the worlds most perfect butt, but in this case I would like to make a case for her tits also. Full and round they look like they could snap an under wire in half just from their weight. Okay I see the face too, but the rest of the package is amazing. There is no way you could look at that body and say anything more than that she is a treasure to behold. Her butt even looks great in this picture, but if you don't know her then you should look up some of the great butt pics she has online, you too will be completely enamored.

Well these 10 tits are all for know so we all have a tough decision to make. Which tits are the best of the group? Yes it really is a tough decision because of the amount of shear beauty I have amassed on this single hub, but it is a pleasurable decision to say the least.

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Hoodala profile image

Hoodala  says:
2 years ago

I have to make some very hard choices when it comes to picking only one of these women, so my choice is.................Salma. Some may argue but I am very happy with this choice, Carla gives her a good run for the money, but Salma is just too perfect. I almost picked Carla but I have made my final decision and I am going to stick with it. Salma you are my woman of the year. Now it's your turn go ahead and rate my tits.

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Mark Knowles  says:
2 years ago

Got to be Selma, although she doesn't look like that anymore.

Ellie McHale profile image

Ellie McHale  says:
2 years ago

Selma is the most beautiful out of all of them...

But, you gotta give some love to smaller chested ladies. ;)

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compu-smart  says:
2 years ago

Mmm, Variety is the spice of life:P

Mike Paahana  says:
2 years ago

selma is the 1 she is the most sexy girl around she looks jus like my gf sister hoo is so hot

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easegiri  says:
2 years ago

Where is Salma? I could not find her. I vote for Carla. Nice beautiful face and shapeful breast.

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Just_Rodney  says:
2 years ago

All nice,however,Sonja wins the prize from me.

abhinav  says:
18 months ago

Selma Boob is only boob which I want to touch.

jam from california  says:
11 months ago

having no words to express!!! request to make it my home page

Steve from nc  says:
10 months ago

Perfect is an opinion, all women have perfect breasts. They have feed humanity with them, that's why they are all perfect, large or small.

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Hoodala  says:
10 months ago

Wow Steve, way to take all of the fun out of tits.

neeraj1966  says:
9 months ago

salma is the best

dgvcvino  says:
9 months ago

okokokokokokookokokkookkookkokokokokokkokookkokokkokkokokkokkkok. i am expecting more gulmour

ladyvenus  says:
8 months ago

hahaha I just laugh at some comments here.

monty  says:
6 months ago

i want to suck ur boobssssssss

shree  says:
6 months ago

good boobs

ganesh moharana  says:
4 months ago

LIKE THE STYLE OF FIRST GIRL SHOWING HALF AND HIDING HALF IN A SEXY BRA I AM REALLY OUT OF CONTROL AND WANT TO TOUCH THOSE BOOBS

URALLLOSERS  says:
4 months ago

Okay...I sorta' like Halle Berry. But, as my name suggests, I'm just here to remind everyone that they are LOSERS. hoodoola- or whatever your name is- you are a loser. How much time did you spend gathering these "SCRUMPTIOUS" photos, and then putting this whole article together? 2 hours? 3 hours? dude- you have WRITING TALENT. You should be writing a bestseller novel- but instead your posting BOOB contests for morons.

And as for you morons- you're even lamer. instead of voteing for your favorite girls on this geekie website, you should be flirting with something called "ACTUAL GIRLS". As for those who already HAVE girlfriends- why are you on this site, instead of spending time with those you love?

This is URALLLOSERS, and just as a reminder, you are all losers.

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