Rate my boobs

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By Hoodala

I rate these boobs a perfect 10
I rate these boobs a perfect 10

I find it amusing in this day and age that so many women go out dressed as if they are saying will you please rate my boobs. I am happy to do just that, all boobs get a ten. Seriously I have never seen a boob that I wouldn’t like to get to know better. I love the way that women are dressing their breasts. Low cut shirts and under cup bras are like a dream come true for me. Don’t get me wrong I also love the shirts they are wearing that form around each breast, but cleavage is what makes me smile the most. Thank you to every woman who has ever decided to let the girls hang out for the day.

I love the attitude of modern women who have decided that showing off their boobs is their god given right. I agree if you have what every man wants then you might as well let us see them. And what we want is for every woman no matter what size shape or color to show us her boobs. Yes I am completely serious. You know how they say that a woman can tell if she likes a man within the first 10 seconds of meeting him. Well a man can tell if he likes a woman within the first ten seconds of seeing her breasts. Me personally I like them all. Yes every single one. There has never been a boob on this planet that wasn’t up to snuff.

Like every man I do have a preference for a certain type, but all of that goes out the window when the shirt comes off. Truth be told I am one of those rare few who like women with some meat on their bones. I love the feeling of having something to hold on to. With that preference derives a preference for boobs that are large and have some good sag to them. There is just nothing better than boobs that fall off to the side when they are not restrained. But the best sight in the world to me is a woman with large sagging breasts out in public with a shirt that is a little too tight and nary and bra in sight. Okay I am sure that some people will think that is a little strange but that is what I like. Some men prefer small perky boobs and some men like firm boobies filled with plastic, but not me I like real women with real boobs.

Of course you can’t talk about boobs without also talking about nipples. I can go either way on the issue of areolas some women look better with large ones and some women look better with small ones but the nipples have to get hard. Hard nipples that are as big as gumballs are just a sight to behold. But even if they aren’t very large as long as they get and stay hard for long periods of time then they are great. Inverted nipples are very strange and puffy areolas and a little weird, but as long as they are on a booby I will gladly do my best to make them my friends.

I also love to write about great boobs and you can read more at my favorite blog boobsaregreat.com. And if you would like to send in pictures to get rated then you are always welcome, just put rate my boobs in the subject line, but remember from me all boobs get a ten.


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Mike Paahana  says:
2 years ago

rate them 11 look how great they r

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U.S Veteran  says:
2 years ago

Alas Most boobs are a ten.

I like a nipple about the sizeof a gum drop.

I like medium sized areolas.

Boobs are best between a b and a c.

Only some chicks are good with D's without it being just a sloppy mess andallot of flat chested girls are fine. Like you I prefer a little meat on the bones...getting off boobs I like girls with some hips. Hour Glass

eric  says:
2 years ago

ewwwwwwwwwww

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Hoodala  says:
2 years ago

Well you must like boys huh Eric?

hemant  says:
17 months ago

wow what a size yaar

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dancer girl  says:
16 months ago

nice!

hi  says:
15 months ago

U ARE HHHHOOOOTTTT.

prettyeyedbrunett  says:
12 months ago

HOLY IMPLANTS!

lo  says:
12 months ago

nice

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eranahubs  says:
10 months ago

check boob and breast hub published by me that shows reality

Zack  says:
8 months ago

Hoodala....That was not nice of you saying Eric must like boys!!! Now there is nothing wrong in liking Guys {men}!!! How about showing "Guys Pec`s" Or ......

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kasanova  says:
5 months ago

why to rate...they are simply superb.

sex   says:
4 months ago

they r simply sexy

james j esparza  says:
3 months ago

cant help but to love yoy

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wondergrl  says:
2 months ago

thats funny stuff there!haha

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