Rawr! Sexy Primal Animal Print Lingerie For Men and Women
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Some people might consider animal prints to be tacky or trashy, but those people have never experienced the true power of wearing lingerie that looks like you're wearing animal skins without the hassle of chasing, catching, killing, skinning and chewing the animal hide softer yourself. (The chewing part is the hardest, absolute murder on the jaws.)
Today we take a look at a range of animal print lingerie, most of which is featured by the wild beasts at Yandy.com.
Leopard Print
Is there anything more fierce than a leopard? Lions and tigers get a lot of rep on the streets for being hardcore predators, and though Leopards are the smallest of the big cats, they are none the less fierce predators capable of tracking down and killing anything from a dung beetle to a large antelope. (Wikipedia teaches us all many interesting things.)
Leopard print lingerie is wildly popular amongst purveyors and purchasers of animal print lingerie alike, as demonstrated by this sexy leopard print corset and leopard print babydoll.
Tiger Print
Tiger prints are rare in the lingerie world, much as actual tigers are rare in the world. A caveat against wearing tiger print lingerie, it is possible that someone may mistakenly capture you and attempt to grind your bones up to make an aphrodisiac.
The funny thing is, you don't need a tiger's bones to create a powerful aphrodisiac, you just need to emulate the slinky pattern which graces their massive furryness. The pictured picture is alleged to be a tiger print, but last I checked, tigers are stripy, which means that once again, those cunning leopards have managed to infiltrate the tiger's natural lingerie habitat.
Zebra Print
Who doesn't love Zebras, the horse of the African planes? Apparently, very few people. Unlike most animal prints, which are based on the skins of carnivores, the Zebra is a plant eating wild beast. Regardless, the skin of the Zebra is highly prized for its black and whiteness, and its facilitation of road crossings in certain parts of the world.
Seriously though, you can get almost any item of lingerie in a zebra print. Bras, panties, babydolls, corsets, they're all available in a zebra print so that you can pretend to be innocently grazing the grazzy plains of the Savannah at your leisure.
Conclusion
So there you have it, the animal
kingdom can be your playground and you won't be required to wrestle a
single crocodile or stick your head in a single lion's mouth. Just
slip on some slinky animal print lingerie and go wild.
Want that in a bigger size? Go forth and read my hub, Sexy Comes In All Sizes, Plus Size Animal Print Lingerie
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Aime lingerie animal print bra & panty set cute 34B
Current Bid: $4.99
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Animal Print Cougar Babydoll Lingerie Fits All
Current Bid: $28.95
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Fantasy Lingerie Animal print Sheer Long Gown
Current Bid: $37.99
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PLUS SIZE LINGERIE Green Animal Print Babydoll Size 3X
Current Bid: $13.95
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Animal Print Sexy Lycra & Mesh Teddy Lingerie
Current Bid: $14.39
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Sexy Peach Pink Animal Skin Print Cami Top Lingerie S/M
Current Bid: $.99
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shortbread says:
7 months ago
Guys and gals both look great in the feline prints.But they are hard to find in all sizes....