You've all heard the Redneck jokes.  I want to add a twist.  The following is a list that will help those who are in denial about being a true bodybuilder.  They may be flirting with the edges of the sport, but not willing to admit that they have the addiction.  If you can identify with any of the "If's" below then you might be a bodybuilder.

1. If you eat enough chicken to keep a small farm in business, you might be a bodybuilder.

2. If you turn down a date to dinner and movie because it's Leg day and you can't miss the workout, you might be a bodybuilder.

3.  If you spend as much on supplements as most average families spend on groceries a month, you might be a bodybuilder.

4.  If you've ever called in sick to work to rest up for your workout, you might be a bodybuilder.

5.  If you've ever put off paying the phone bill (or any bill) so you could pay your gym membership, you might be a bodybuilder.

6.  If you've watched Pumping Iron (1977) more than once, on purpose, you might be a bodybuilder.

7.  If your idea of a good date is a chicken and rice dinner followed by a few sets of curls and presses, then taking in a Schwarzenegger movie, you might be a bodybuilder.

8.  If your schedule is centered around your workout and meal schedule, you might be a bodybuilder.

9.  If opening gifts on Christmas morning has to wait until after your first workout, you might be a bodybuilder.

10.  If you spend more time at the gym than at your job, you might be a bodybuilder.

11.  If your wife/husband/girlfriend/boyfriend has ever said that you love the gym more than them, you might be a bodybuilder.

12.  If there is even a sprinkling of truth to the statement above, you might be a bodybuilder.

13.  If all of your friends are from the gym because you never go anywhere else, you might be a bodybuilder.

14.  If you ditched your friends because they wanted to go to McDonald's, you might be a bodybuilder.

15.  And, if you take pride in being called a "Monster," "Freak," or "Too Big," you might be a bodybuilder.