I think this is funny and beneficial. Too bad I did not write this. So if you did please contact me, provide proof and I will gladly credit you.

1. Kitty is less likely to be hit by a car crossing your living room than crossing the street.
2. You are less likely to bite kitty than the free-roaming animals outdoors.
3. You (hopefully!) don't have fleas, worms, or rabies as do many free-roaming animals.
4. You cannot transmit contagious feline diseases such as feline leukemia.
5. Bad-tempered neighbors won't complain as much or try to hurt your kitty.
6. Kitty won't ever come home looking like something the cat dragged in.
7. When kitty disappears, it will be cute - not alarming.
8. You won't have to go looking for kitty all over the neighborhood in the dark.
9. Kitty won't wind up in the local animal shelter.
10. Kitty will live a longer, stress-free, happier life and so will you.

Please past this to all cat and kitten owners to save lives.