Joey from Kissimme share's a few of his favorite quotes. These quotes may or may not help improve yourself. It all depends on how you take them. It sure helped improve Joey's life.

For some people, it may take a cup of coffee or maybe a few beers or any other booze you could get your hands on when it comes to relaxing after a hard day's work. It takes a few beers and a good cigar for Joey from Kissimmee to relax, plus a little smooth sounding music in the back.

But what's really interesting is that how do people go through the usual part of life when faced with vein-popping stress? I mean, the new age thing like Zen or yoga is one of the good things and it actually works. Is there room for the intellectual side of people who can actually smell the roses-in-a-can while on the move? It kind of had me thinking that there really must be something in this 'mind-over-matter' thing.

Laughter is indeed the best medicine there is for anybody. I mean anyone can go to the local video store and rent a comedy flick just to make you wet your pants after laughing so hard. Despite of what’s going on, it's better to just laugh while facing the troubles with a clear mind than anger with a clouded vision.

Joey from Kissimmee quotes:

1. "Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons." It sounds good to me, I mean the practicality of all things does involve money but it doesn't have to take an arm and a leg to get it.

2. "I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government." 'Nuff said.

3. "There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?" This happens to be one of the classic ones. I mean the issue about life's little problems isn't all that bad, until 'he' shows up.

4. "Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions." And if you want more, just keep on asking!

5. "A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'." It sounds, 'practical', I think.

6. "Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats." I never had a boat in my bathtub before. Just staring at it while soaking in hot water makes me seasick already.

7. "I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens." If it rains, it pours.

8. "I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose." It could get worse when you're guzzling on beer… or mouthwash, and it happened to me once or twice!

9. "If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans." At least he doesn't smite us with lightning, and I'm thankful for that.

10. "The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have."

And to sum things up, here is the last nugget of wisdom to go by… however, whenever, and wherever we may be.

"Every single good thing in life has love as the basis. Even when love hurts, it's all-good, because it reminds us that we can FEEL. We are ALIVE! And living a life without passion is only existing, not living at all. Laughter has been proven to lower blood pressure and cure diseases. We can't avoid death and taxes, but we can choose to lighten our stress load with laughter, acceptance, and good friends. Just be happy! It's all your choice"