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Resume Impossible: Food Lies! - And the Reprieve

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By Patty Inglish, MS


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RESUME: IMPOSSIBLE

Lying on your resume will be discovered and the larger the lie and the more famous or talented or intelligent you seem to present in a high- end job, the more likely you will be discovered in your lies. People, including supervisors and bosses, can become jealous and that state heightens suspicions about one's credentials and professional experiences. If you receive promotions, raises, praise, attention, and awards, you will likely be investigated.

Food Network's wonder-working food engineer ala Star Trek™'s Montgomery Scott was Robert Irvine. He could prepare a dinner for 1,000 with a sous chef, some volunteers and no food in the pantry. He learned these skills in Her Majesty's Royal Navy and learned them well. He was right out of the film Under Siege and looked like it.

However, he felt that this was not "good enough" for the "wealthy Americans" that he felt had so much money to burn. He felt below them or perhaps above them. He believed since Americans had wealth and power that he would need to lie to impress them. Thus, he followed bad advice and lied on his resume.

After two years, it caught up with him.

Chef Irvine was informed that his contract will not be renewed for Dinner: Impossible, a fine food show that teaches the viewer how to get things done and make them beautiful as well as tasty. His worst lie was to bring up the dead who could not testify (an old resume trick) -- He wrote that he had worked on the wedding cake of Princess Diana: an English fruitcake over 360 pounds. It had ornate and intricate side panels telling the history of the Royal Windsors/Spencers in icing. How delicious.


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Tragedy of Lies Begetting Lies

Chef went on to say that he'd been knighted by the Queen and owned a Scottish castle, had cooked for presidents and royalty around the globe and was a good friend still with Prince Charles. He admitted lying because he though America would not accept a sailor who could cook. We accepted Steven Segal as such, and he may not be even ABLE to cook!

Chef Robert Irvine will likely gather funds from investors that find him interesting and able to succeed because of bad press, and open up a chain of restaurants. Admitting his mistakes, he can still work and support himself. He may even become successful. That's the real America.

Being a fine sailor who can cook is indeed good enough. He proved he could cook a Dinner Impossible. Now he must prove his integrity.

Moral: Do not lie on your resume, because it is not necessary. Research your future employer and understand the corporate culture, before you apply for the job. Show that you can do the job better than they expect, because you have drive, integrity and know-how. You're a fast learner, you can take direction. You can do it, without false embellishments on your resume. Believe in yourself.


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Mission: Food Network

Unfortunately for adults that attempt to train their children in right and wrong and for career coaches that advise their clients to practice resume integrity and solid work ethics, Moral One above did not hold past the limp mediocrity felt to be achieved by Iron Chef Michael Symon for his short go at the cleavers on Dinner: Impossible.

Food Network was unhappy with the results of the new chef on the popular show. This likely had to do with veiwership decline and lowered revenue derived from sponsors. FN execs felt that something must change to keep the show alive.

Chef Robert Irvine received a reprieve in the form of hosting six additional episodes of Dinner: Impossible beginning broadcast on the air in April 2009.

Moral Two: When faced with possible failure, some bosses re-hire workers previously fired for duplicity and lack of integrity. The workers that have maintained integrity and productivity on their jobs are thereby punished by leadership inconsistency and resultant failure for integrity and good ethics to be rewarded. Morale declines.

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Peter M. Lopez profile image

Peter M. Lopez  says:
2 years ago

Too bad. I've only seen the show a few times, but I enjoyed it. Interesting hub.

Patty Inglish, MS profile image

Patty Inglish, MS  says:
2 years ago

I agree that it is too bad. A part of America loved him because he was much like the heor that Steven Segal attempted to give us inthe movies.

We need heros, even in the kitchen. I hope for him the best in a restaurant chain or even a show with another network.

How sad that Americans are thought to be all wealthy and arrogant and dunning.

stephhicks68 profile image

stephhicks68  says:
2 years ago

Wow - I didn't know about this story. A hard lesson to learn.

Patty Inglish, MS profile image

Patty Inglish, MS  says:
2 years ago

Yes, and it is an example to those looking for work that they want to keep.

Patty Inglish, MS profile image

Patty Inglish, MS  says:
2 years ago

He has a new website: http://www.chefrobertirvine.com/

Going into sales...

MrMarmalade profile image

MrMarmalade  says:
2 years ago

A pertinent hub

Least said to the aside of your resume, the better you will be

I do like Steven Segal

He does not seem to around much these days

sudamaprasad profile image

sudamaprasad  says:
2 years ago

Very interesting

Patty Inglish, MS profile image

Patty Inglish, MS  says:
2 years ago

MrMarmalade, thank you for your profound observations, I wonder what Segal is doing these days?

sudamaprasad - many thanks for the comment.

sudamaprasad profile image

sudamaprasad  says:
2 years ago

you are welcome

cgull8m profile image

cgull8m  says:
2 years ago

This is what happen when some one lies it ruins everything he got so far. Hope he learned the lesson and try to come back with his own talents.

Patty Inglish, MS profile image

Patty Inglish, MS  says:
2 years ago

I really hope so as well. He was exceptional in creatng lovely banquets against impossible odds by taking command and using good survival skills and ingenuity. He also got people working together with an intitial agreement that the goal was to fulfill the mission, not to assert personalities.

Lying on resumes sometimes is seen by these folks as survival, but it does not usually work out. I myself had two HR types tell me to lie and put more on my resume. Great Ceasar's Ghost! -- I have too much on it already.

Thanks for vsiting, cgull8m. You always have interesting input.

Patty

Abhinaya  says:
2 years ago

Why would one lie on such a thing,I mean his field was altogether different and.... just for money and fame? He learn't a lesson though.

Patty Inglish, MS profile image

Patty Inglish, MS  says:
2 years ago

It seems that he thought that Americans must all be so wealthy and hard to impress that he had to lie to make himself look better. That was as you say, a lesson. His hard work and skills would have been enough and America would have liked him even better.

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