Welcome to the "Road Kill Cafe" The only Restaraunt where you can bring in your own entree! Live, Dead, Needin a bullet in the Head, We don't care! But there is an extra charge for any critters over 30 pounds. Handling Fee you see,just incase We have to reattach any body parts to the crew after the processing of your Dinner. Doc's a Good Cook but he ain't cheap on the Surgery thing!

We here at the Road Kill Cafe would like to announce the long awaited arrival of our newest addition to the Kitchen; John Boy and Billy's Grillin Sauce! We smother everything in the house with it, Even the mouse that fell in the pot when we were boiling the pigs feet. Yuummmmyyyy. If you can't tell what it is, Smother it in John Boy & Billy's Grillin Sauce! Available at most Supermarkets World Wide. With many flavors of sauce its hard to go wrong when using your tongs. So go grab your Grillin Sauce and turn that critter into something tangy and tasty for Dinner.

Drivers, Tourist, College Students, Travelers and anyone with a set of wheels, We are hiring for Dinner shift. Shift starts at dark and continues til morning or the freezers full, whichever comes first! Bonuses for over-achievers. All Pay is in Food Stamps and can be redeemed at Cafe! Don't forget, We sell cigarettes too!

If you witness a Tragic accident involving one of our beloved furry little creatures, Please call 1-800-road-kill immediately and we will do our best to have it on the Menu that night!

So If you would like a job like Dale Earnhardt where you get paid to run over stuff just give us a holler at 1-800-road-kill and set-up your interview with lou.He's our labor manager and Local Auto-parts Dealer. Come join the Fun at the Road Kill Cafe, Open Nights for your Dining Pleasure!

  Get the Meat you Eat off the Street! It's Neat on Wheat!

   One of the original, If not "the" original, Road Kill Cafe got its name from a prank played by a couple of regulars and then the name just stuck.The Artemus Store is easy to get to if you know PA at all, It is 6 miles off Interstate 68, exits; 68,64,and 62. Follow 40 to the top of Green Ridge Mountain, when you get to the crossroads follow Inglesmith for 1 mile and it's on the Left. Call 814-784-3257 for more details on the Real Cafe and Directions. Have a Wonderful Day!

  Timothy Millar