Rush Limbaugh Is An Idiot, Rush Limbaugh Jokes and Political Musings
76Rush Limbaugh is the pompous king of talk radio, a true blow hard who deserves to have a joke or two thrown his way. I feel no personal animosity towards the man himself, but find his over the top antics to be ripe for any aspiring comedian. Here is a list of jokes inspired by El Rushbo. If you have any of your own, feel free to add them in the comment box below.
Rush Limbaugh Jokes
Last week, in an effort to raise money to pay for the stimulus package, Rush Limbaugh attempted to sell his golden microphone. When he took it to the appraiser he was shocked to find out it was only worth $.75. “Why isn’t it worth more?” Rush demanded. “It’s fools gold,” the appraiser answered.
When will Rush Limbaugh run for President?
Rush will run for a doughnut or a pain killer, but for President that would be asking too much.
What are the first three words Rush Limbaugh’s good night prayers?
Dear Ronald Regan…..
If Rush Limbaugh is paid thirty five million dollars a year for running his mouth, imagine how much it would cost to shut him up.
Why was one Democrat pollster so surprised that Rush Limbaugh did not vote for Obama?
Pollster: Look he’s an overweight, cigar smoking, drug addict… he the type of guy who could benefit from a Nationalized Health Care Program.
Why do Socially Conservative Republicans love Rush Limbaugh?
His belief in marriage between one man and one woman is rock solid. So much so that he has attempted it three times.
Fox television has asked Rush Limbaugh to appear as a bachelor in a new Reality TV series patterned after ABC’s “The Bachelor”. Women scheduled to appear on the show opposite Rush are: Hillary Clinton, Gloria Steinam, Oprah Winfrey, Nancy Pelosi, and Madeline Albright. The title of the new show is expected to be El Rushbo find his Bimbo.
Is it just me or does Rush Limbaugh and Teddy Kennedy look eerily the same.
When Rush Limbaugh coined the word “Porkulus” I thought he was talking about himself.
Future Paradox: President Obama’s head carved onto Mr. Rushmore.
Conversation between Rush Limbaugh and Jesus:
Rush Limbaugh: What must I do to inherit eternal life?
Jesus: Sell all that you own and give it to the government?
Rush Limbaugh: I want to become a Christian, not a Democrat.
Rush Limbaugh has just joined the Green revolution and started his own recycling company. It’s called Rushit…. He’s recycling bull*#$%.
I used to think that I was wasteful, throwing valuable commodities on foolish, frivolous and empty pursuits, but then I listened to the Rush Limbaugh show. Rush Limbaugh, “talent on loan from God”. After hearing that I didn’t feel so bad.
Some Additional Humor From Sschilke
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Comments
I suppose these would be funny for people who don't like Rush. Personally I do. So he's not perfect. Neither am I. Who is? But we both agree which direction the country should be headed.
I love the fact that people are free to criticize him. It means we still have the freedoms he is fighting to protect.
Vladimir,
Politics is all in good humor for me. I am not a proponent of socialism, so I am unsure as to whether making fun of Rush Limbaugh changes that. Rush has a giant size ego, one that can withstand a few jabs.
Thanks as always for the feedback:)
Steve,
Rush is flawed, no doubt about it. The humor Rush uses on his show is not that different from what I have written here. The only difference is that he may be a little more sharp tongued than I, and just a tad bit more talented.
Thanks for you comments, I appreciate it.
I do really appreciate you. I laugh a lot when I read your articles. I came today to my friend and he told me about what Rush L. said. I told him if president will succeed, then we will have full blown socialism shortly. And it is not fun. I was not born yesterday and I went through socialistic hell. I do not have time to listen Rush, but when I listen some, he is right. Please do no stop write humor. VU.
Good stuff!
No one has to make fun of Rush Limbaugh. He makes a fool of himself every day. For the benefit of your readers and commenters, Obama is not a socialist, he's a Democrat. Llife is a lot easier to bear for those who have a sense of humor. Thanks for the laughs.
I wrote and recorded an all orignal song and creaded a video to describe how so many bazillions of Americans feel about Mr Limbaugh. Click my URL to have a watch and see if it resonates with you too.
You think Rush Limbaugh is an idiot, listen to obama for crying out loud
Isn't there room for more than one idiot in this world?
sschilke
From Iceland to New Zealand the one common perception of 99% of Americans is of a staggering degree of rank stupidity. Superpower yes, father/mother of sheer individual brilliance yes but as your contibutor above suggested, it's not just Limbaugh that chooses a trip to dunkin donuts over a couple of hours in the library gathering wierd stuff like facts from history. Have you (like the countries you so deride) re-written your own stock market considerate sugar coated version of history, does nobody in America understand what socialism actually is? I do and I'm not a socialist but give me a choice between a government that educates it's children and looks after the health of its people over not seeing an economic benefit for not having corpses floating down the highway in New Orleans a week after Katrina then It wouldn't take me long to sign up.
Wake up America, Obama is the single best thing that's happened in US politics for 40 years. He's figured the US can afford to give a s%&t and if you have the courage to support him you might even find the rest of the world will stop thinking 99% of you are completely bonkers (obviously except for the gun thing) and rather than be seen as a bunch of crass bullies delivering what you seem to seriously believe to be democracy (McDonalds on every corner) across the world, you might stop scaring the crap out of the rest of us.
well good hub lol
How ironic that you don't get Rush's humor yet you expect us to embrace yours. Don't quit your day job. :)
to William F. Torpey, Obama is a prototypical socialist. He has attacked Wall Street, Health Insurance companies, doctors, police officers, and other economic and social classes of people. His goal is to create and nurture an underclass of dependents who rely on a federally subsidized socialized medicine program. If that aint socialism, then there aint no such thing.
zeke,
I have no expectations concerning your taste in humor. You take this all to seriously. Day job! Who needs one. The government will take care of us.
sschilke
Vladimir Uhri says:
9 months ago
Sad. I think the socialism will bring tears to all of us, even worse.
:-(