I live in a perfect little suburbia. It looks exactly like Wisteria Lane. The neighborhood is good because no one wants to be the shitbag of the neighborhood.

My neighbors are going thru a divorce.They have a 17 year old daughter. They gave her a birthday party a few months back. The mother came to all the neighbors in advance and said we are having a birthday party on Saturday for our daughter so it may be a bit noisy but we will keep it under control.

Ofcourse everyone responded politely and cordially because that's what we do in this neighborhood.

Well the party didn't start til 10pm, the music was so loud it rattled the windows, It looked as if they let all the thugs out of county lock up and they were at the party. The Mom made vodka jello shots for these under aged kids and had hard liquor available for them.

Several of these ghetto thugs were parked down the street by the corner house blasting there music rom their car stereos, the owner came out and said hey turn it off and show some respect, to which the thugs replied Fuck you old man. He got his gun his wife called the police and the party broke up.

Halloween night they have another under aged drinking party for the daughter. as par for the course they started it late. Over 100 cars of teenagers bombarded our neighborhood dumping all their trash on the streets. It looked like New Orleans after a Mardi Gras parade, it was disgusting. Various neighbors told me that these kids parked in everyone's driveways, trespassed. A gang fight broke out and the police were called out in force. Neighbors said that a car reversed out of there driveway at full speed crashing into a car parked on the street and took off. They heard some one yell the cops are coming and , it looked like the L.A. Riots with all these thugs running thru the neighborhood trying to get to their cars and away from the police.

When I got home all the excitment had occurred and the neighborhood looked like a war zone.

The parents were there chaperoning this fiasco. They thought it was all funny. No one else was amused.