(NOTE: Before you read this you might want to read"S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things)"and "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things), Too", "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Three (some)", "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Four (U)", "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Five (Alive), "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Six (Half Dozen), "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Seven (Up)", "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Ate", S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Nein and S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Ten   It's not a requirement but it might make more sense if you do!

I write for TodaysRecipePro.com. This series of hubs is where I post pictures that I think are hip, interesting or just "a bit much" to be anywhere ELSE on hub-pages. Your contributions are STILL welcome! In fact, at this point I have enough material for almost two dozen editions of this hub series! (You lovely ladies can keep those pairs of soiled panties coming, too. Yes, I know I can't post them but I can certainly find some interesting use for them. No! I am NOT going to wear them! I doubt i could fit your sexy undies on my hairy BUT, I digress . . . )

Here are the latest pictures!

A lady friend or a regular or both sent this to me. I thought I would save it until this month. (As I type this it is October and Halloween is on its way.)

The real question is WHERE does this woman put the candle? (Yeah, I'm goin' there.)

Regulars already know I collect t-shirts. I found this while looking for pictures having to do with domination. It may have been a leftover from this particular hub. There is a "matching" t-shirt that goes with it but I am saving that for another edition.

This is the lady picture for this edition. Since Halloween is approaching as i write this and since my kids all USED to like PokeMon I thought I would include this. My youngest said it was "wrong" and "inappropriate".

(I'd like to take a PEEK at HER "chu"; that's for sure!) Pok 'er, man . . . activate! Now what is next in our treasure trove of peculiar pictures, anyway?

Here is the musical contribution for this edition. I found this on a website having to do with offensive album covers. I really should have saved the name of the site. It was pretty cool. Have no fear though as i will be including them ALL in this series eventually.

In case you can't read it, the title is "Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy".  (I hope you're not eating as you read this.  if you are . . . sorry but you should know better by now if you're a regular.) 

I also collect comic books. Consider this the comic-related and literary contribution to this edition. I found this while looking for Catwoman pictures for a website review i had to write for todaysrecipepro.com. The actual site was about kitties but I wanted to put a pic of Catwoman on it to make it more interesting.

Besides, I'm the kind of guy who just can't say no to a lady in tight leather and hip boots.  Seriously, there is something sexy about a woman who can handle a whip.  One of my old college profs had a daughter who knew how to handle a whip.  It was a long bullwhip and it broke while she was using it on me in the college newspaper office after hours.  (That is a whole 'nother hub though, isn't it?)

How do you like this picture? The woman is dressed up as Auntie Flow and the guy is a box of Tampax. Either this guy is really pussy-whipped OR she is the most spectacular woman in bed OR they lost some kind of bet. WHO dresses as a box of Tampax?

My "baby-momma" said the picture was "stupid . . . seriously stupid". Sometimes I have pictures that I just don't have a lot to say about and this is one of them.

I probably mentioned something about surfing the crimson tide in one of my hubs. I think it was this one from my "stupid questions" series.   I believe I mentioned something about "red wings" and was looking for pictures having to do with periods and so forth.

The above comic contribution was sent to me a long time ago by a regular. I know my boss at TodaysRecipePro.com thought it was cute. I hope you do, too. 

Here is something I found on a costume site somewhere. I was looking for picutres for one of my more recent hubs. i think it might be this one. I was looking for something having to do with a woman being a pig or something along those lines.

Again, costumes seem appropriate for the time of year that i am actually writing this.

On a totally unrelated note, if you want to help me out I would love to see more examples of music-related or literature-related graphics that you think are odd, interesting or even offensive.

Now, let's get back to the rest of the hub. I still a few more pics to show you!

This pic serves a number of purposes. It's perfect for Halloween. It shows a scantily-clad guy. it contains panties. Iit also serves as a nod to my boss, Cooke2cook, and her 16 year-old daughter who is already out of high school and puts up with my presence when I am working with her mom on the website. I am hoping being exposed to her will help me deal with my own teenage daughter.

This was left over from one of my recent responsive hubs. It just seems like so many of the men here let the women talk sh*t about us. Someone needs to set them straight! it's not like I'm some kinky guy who lets women dominate him. It's not like I let them demand that I kneel naked before them and let them put me over their naked laps. . .and . . .mmmm. . .

I had a weird experience in college. I was once told about similarities between james Dean and myself. I thought it was funny but as I looked at my life and researched his more I found way too many weird (hopefully just) coincidences. Nevertheless, I am still alive at MY age so i no longer worry about being James Dean reincarnated.

Anyway, I saw this book somewhere and had to include it here. I have no clue why i have it other than I was probably going to use it on a website review or found it while looking for something to use with a website review. I'll have to add this book to my list of books I want to read before I die. (The only scary thing now is that I'll end up with the same hairline he had at the end of "Giant".) So there is a literary and show-biz related pic for this edition.

I found the above graphic while looking for something for use with a spiritual website review. I knew my boss wouldn't go for it but I saved it for one of these hubs.  I have written some spiritual hubs but this was discovered pretty recently so it's not on either one of them. 

This was left over from one of the hubs in which I refer to fellow hubber Mighty Mom. She teased me once or twice about actually wearing a Super-Girl outfit and NOW i am totally jealous of her husband! Damn!

I think my first reference to her was in an earlier edition of this particular series, in fact. then again, if you read my hubs you know that already, huh? Sorry, it's getting late as i write this!

take note, ladies, if you can look good in spandex you should try something like this.  We like scantily-clad women . . . and not just at Halloween!

My name is Phoenix and . . . that's the bottom line.