(NOTE: Before you read this you might want to read"S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things)"and "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things), Too", "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Three (some)", "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Four (U)", "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Five (Alive), "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Six (Half Dozen), "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Seven (Up)", "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Ate", S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Nein, S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Ten and S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) 11.  It's not a requirement but it might make more sense if you do!

I work for TodaysRecipePro.com. These hubs are where I put graphics that I think are hip, interesting or just "a bit much" to be anywhere ELSE. Your contributions are STILL welcome! In fact, at this point I have enough material for a dozen more editions of this series!

(You ladies can keep those pairs of well-worn panties coming, too. I PROMISE I am NOT going to wear them! Even if I COULD  squeeze into them I wouldn't want your natural scents to be washed out by the stench of my manly BUT, I digress . . . )

I know I did one of these just a couple days ago but I have so many pics I really need to get this series under control. So here is yet another set of peculiar pics!

I found this one while I was looking for domination pics. I think it was for a more recent hub here. The trouble was there was a problem with the "woman".

I don't know for a fact because I didn't investigate the source but it seems like the one on the top just might be a guy. WhaddYOUthink?

OK. Sorry about that. Let's move on to the next graphic now, shall we?

This is the t-shirt for this edition. This is to be worn by the man. It's the partner shirt to the one in the previous edition of this hub series.

Okay. I confess, I can appreciate the feet of a woman . . . especially her toes. I'm not a freak (in the BAD way, at least.)

I just know how to pleasure a woman from her head down to her toes, baby! Yeah!

Next picture!

Here is the musical contribution for this edition. This is one of those offensive album covers. okay, the pun isn't all that original and it certainly is reminiscent of a porno title but still it DOES have naked women on it, right?

If anyone actually HAS the album i would like to know. If anyone wants to SEND me this album, please do. Christmas is coming and it might be fun! (As I write this Christmas is only a good two months away.)

I found the above comic while looking for something for one of the hubs where I mention dating and relationships. I'm not sure which one at this point. Read all of them and you can tell me where you think it fits in the best, okay?

Above we have one for the guys. More importantly, this is the spiritual contribution to this installment. I have to say if someone would tattoo the entire Bible on women's asses we would ALL be going to church a lot more often. Seriously though, does it matter that I can't remember WHY I have it?   (I didn't think so.)

I have no clue how I got this. I was probably looking for something to put on a website review OR made the mistake of using the word 'doll' when looking for pix for the hub on G.I. Joe. At any rate, this is the literary shot for this installment.

There actually was a Doll Man movie back in the 80s I think. The character was small and heroic like the comic character but that was about it. Nothing else matched.

It was like that one Wonder Woman movie where some blonde actress daughter-of-a-real celebrity was the star and there was no red-white-and-blue costume. Never mind, y'all aren't old enough to remember that.

This was a leftover from one of my response hubs. The idea expressed was that if you were a woman and you had had sex with the whole football team you should not tell a guy that on a first date.

I found two pictures and saved this one because the other one had a football in it. I hope you guys enjoy it. Personally, I was surprised that I could not find any pictures with football players AND a woman in the same shot. What is Google coming to anyway?

This is something I have been saving for quite some time. I do not even recall what hub I was going to use it on anymore.You can no longer look at the pic becaus someone flagged me. i think it was from the "Sex' book by Madonna. it showed her seemingly performing analingus on someone.

I also want to know if any of you know women who actually will do to a man what Madonna (I think) is simply pretending to doin the now non-existent picture.

Mind you, you have to be thoroughly clean to fully relax and enjoy it but --damn, guys--it is hot when a woman eats your ass!

(I think my ex-wife ate my ass once when she was younger. It was a long time ago. At least it gives me pleasure to BELIEVE that anyway.)

On at least one previous hub I made reference to prostitutes. I was going to use this graphic for one of them but never did. I thought I could use it here so I saved it.

When I started writing back when I was a teenager I never thought I would someday be a grown-ass man using words such as "whore", "prostitute", and "golddigger" in my writing. Then again, at that point in my life maybe I was foolish enough to think that all women were like my mother. (Seriously. some women are wonderful . . . just not all of MY "ex"es.)

This is yet another one of the graphics that I have had just long enough I figure this is one for the ladies out there . . . or at least the married ones.

The woman in the picture is not drawn fat and YET supposedly she SAYS she is fat. I don't get it. She claims to be aware that she is fat and yet WHY would she draw that woman in that way?

What else do we have here? It's an anti-man, small penis joke. How original. Maybe next time I'll have some Grand Canyon pussy jokes for balance.

Below is a graphic I wish I'd found while writing a hub that referred to bachelorette parties. I actually found it later writing about the clap in a newer hub.

"The Planet of the Apes" franchise is one of my favorites. I saw all the motion pictures with my father at our local movie theatre. I saw the remake with my youngest son in the theatre. My youngest son and I have also seen most of the motion pictures at home on DVD.

I have some of the comic books. My son recognizes when The Simpsons or some other show does its own take on the series. In fact, before my old computer went down I had the "Planet of the Apes" musical episode of The Simpsons on my hard drive. I found this while searching for a graphic along the lines of "hot monkey love."

I write website reviews on todaysrecipepro.com. This was left over from a piece I did about a site about kittens. Yeah, it would have just been "too gay" if I had not included something sexy like a pic of the Catwoman.

She will always be the best and only Catwoman to me. In the comic books, the Catwoman is NOT black and does NOT have blonde hair!

Anyway, what better way to end this hub, eh, boys?

A sexy, hot little pussy before bedtime. That always works for me!

My name is Phoenix and . . . that's the bottom line.