(NOTE: Before you read this you might want to read"S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things)"and "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things), Too", "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Three (some)", "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Four (U)", "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Five (Alive), "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Six (Half Dozen), "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Seven (Up)", "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Ate", S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Nein, S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Ten, S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) 11 and  S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) 12.  It's not a requirement but it might make more sense if you do!

I work for TodaysRecipePro.com. These hubs are where I put pics that I think are hip, interesting or just "questionable" to be anywhere ELSE. IN FACT, JUST RECENTLY A LARGE PORTION OF THIS SERIES WAS FLAGGED AND SOME PICS HAD TO BE ALTERED OR REMOVED! I hope YOU are reading this before someone less open-minded is or you might just be reading the 'censored' version.

(If Supreme Court judges have difficulty determining what pornography is then I would say it's safe to say that ANYONE HERE should NOT be so quick to judge this series. YOUR contributions are STILL very welcome! In fact, at this point I have enough material for 2 dozen more editions of this series!

(You ladies can keep sending pictures

of yourselves to me, too. I won't post them in this hub series unless you insist, because the powers-that-be probably don't want to see your naked breasts or BUT, I digress . . . )

I know I did one of these just a couple weeks ago but I have so many pics I really need to get the picture files under control. So here is yet another set of peculiar pics!  So, here come the latest pics.  if you find anything offensive . . . don't be surprised and tell ME first because a lot of people enjoy this series UNedited, okay?

Below this is the t-shirt for this edition. I might have found this while working on another hub where I used the word "va-jay-jay". Hey, I have been to Virginia and in Virginia THIS would cause controversy!

Here is the musical selection for this hub. it is from that collection of "bad" album covers. NOTE: there are no truly distinguishable nipples on this album cover HENCE there is really nothing wrong with this graphic. Additionally, the pictures used on this album cover obviously came from "National Geographic". That magazine was NEVER  pornographic. I point this out so that I don't have to deal with yet another hub being flagged, If you read this and there is NO album cover here or there is 'color' of any sort on it then you know you are too late!

This is the comic-related pic for this edition. I found it while searching for spanking pictures for a hub where I mention spanking. I think it's (ahem) "Super" and (ahem)"man", I (ahem) "Wonder" what "Woman" wouldn't like it.

Okay. That's it. Enjoy the pictures.

Don't be surprised if the next picture is NOT there as you read this. I have a feeling the hub will be flagged and I will be forced to edit the pic OR to delete it.

It was sent to me by a lady-friend. It's one of those pics you may have already seen in your e-mail IF your

friends have a sense of humor.

I just hope that the lady-friend who sent me this picture wasn't trying to tell me something. I don't think she was. (Oh God!) I'm too young to use the blue pill yet! Please! Thank God I have my tireless tongue!

Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh, ladies, I gotta lick it before we kick it!

My lady-friend also mentioned going camping to me one time. (As regulars know, I am an Eagle Scout and an Assistant Scoutmaster and my youngest son is in Troop 641. I wrote two hubs about the troop, in fact.  Anyway, I saw this book while I was looking for graphics for a 300 word piece on camping.

It was an anonymous piece that I rewrote to sell to Triond. I am not sure if I still know where they put it but if I do there will be a link here.

This is the literary contribution to this edition of the series. After all, reading is fun-damental! ( I have yet to "do" a woman in a tent. There was a cheerleader in my high school class who somehow confused me with another scout in my troop. Her brother and her dad were active in our troop. One year, I did not make it to a particular camping trip. She made out with someone else and for some reason by graduation her mind decided to "remember" making out with ME in a tent instead of the other guy. Wishful thinking. I sure won't ever tell her the truth when/if I ever see her again!)

I either found the above graphic while looking for pics for a football-related hub OR for a hub where I mention lesbians or girls kissing or something like that. I seem to mention lesbians a lot. I never meant to in fact it was a bit of a joke. NOW mentioning lesbians in a hub is like a running gag; I guess.

I found this while looking for a sign that I have recently published in this series. There's something about the word douche. You can do it to a woman AND you can call a man one . . . even at the same time if you have your bedroom window open.

Below you will see an exclusive pic from the shooting of an upcoming feature film. They are indeed bringing the radio hero, the Green Hornet, to the big screen.

These characters, Green Hornet and Kato,  have been on the radio, television, in comic books (various times) and now they get to be in the movies, too. More pics in a future edition of this series!

I have a thing for panties. I have a collection of well-worn panties, in fact. I even have a few pair of unsoiled ones and a couple I have worn myself. (Well, you know, Halloween. . .) Wow. How many hubs could I get out of THOSE confessions?

Anyway, here are panties you ladies need to buy to get a rise out of your video game geek guy friends. Then again, y'all could just ask ME for my cell phone number. It doesn't take a whole "system" or special panties to "score" with me. "Nintendo DS." "DS?" What's that? "D*ck Suck?"

This was sent to me by a very special lady who just happens to be in a wheelchair. Thanks to HER I can make as many cripple jokes as I want! If SHE likes the "crip" jokes no one else can b*tch at me about it! She is incredible. In fact, I have talked about her in a previous hub if you're interested.

I believe I found this while looking for one of the reading-related hubs i have written. I DO read banned books. In fact, if you tell me a book is banned I will read it even if I originally had no interest in it. (Yeah, I can be a jerk BUT y'all already know that, however, if you followed my "adventures in hub-flagging".) I just read a hub about "adult content". It made me laugh! I worked in the adult industry and NOT behind a desk and even I would not assume to be objective enough to be a good censor . . . especially if I was not getting PAID to do it!

My lady-friend sent me this one quite some time ago and i am just now getting around to using it. The line at the top of the pic reads: "Where did they put the rest of him?"  I don't know, I think a lot of myself in the area of "male sexual prowess" but i don't think I would have the balls to suggest my "man-monster" needed a separate grave-site.

Finally, here is my Halloween costume. Believe it or not, after I bought and wore MINE the company that produced the costume retired it. Yeah, and those pro athletes think they're hot stuff when someone retires their number. Big deal!

Yup; that's me.  I'm just a shy, innocent, American white-boy shouldered with the weighty responsibility of being a "chick magnet".

My name is Phoenix and . . . that's the bottom line.