(NOTE: Before you read this hub you just might want to read"S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things)"and "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things), Too", "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Three (some)", "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Four (U)", "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Five (Alive), "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Six (Half Dozen), "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Seven (Up)", "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Ate", S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Nein, S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Ten, S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) 11, S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) 12 and S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) 13.  It's not a requirement but if you like hubs with lots of pictures and less text you'll probably like all of them!

I work for TodaysRecipePro.com. These hubs are where I put pics that I think are hip, interesting or just "a bit too much" to be anywhere else. In fact, not too long ago A LARGE PORTION of this series was flagged and had to be altered and in some cases removed! I hope YOU are reading this before someone less open-minded is or you might just be reading the "censored" version.

So tell your friends to check it out NOW before it's too late!

(LADIES, please keep those flirty e-mails, soiled panties and naughty pics coming! Again, that e-mail address is wsp2469@yahoo.com! I won't post them HERE unless you insist, because the powers-that-be probably don't want to see your sexy, naked BUT, I digress . . . )

I collect t-shirts. I found this pic while searching for something else. I think this one was simple and yet funny.

Considering that just a few years ago I was dating a 19 year-old while in my 40s, I just couldn't resist saving this one. Mind you, as a teacher,i would never date a girl before she graduated high school! I do believe in obeying the laws of this great country! That's why, henceforth, when you ladies send me your soiled panties or nasty pictures please include a copy of your

ID or I will simply have to not look at (too often)! Thank you.

Onto the next picture!

I found this picture while searching for graphics for a website review. it was a bit too risque for inclusion on TodaysRecipePro.com.

This woman is wearing a bacon bra. How does that grab you for a special breakfast treat? Milk and bacon anyone?

How about for some backyard BBQ?

Don't you love hubs without a lot of text? it screws with my score but who cares? I do this for you, my readers. (I'll probably never regain all the points

I lost from my flagged hubs so who cares?)

Next, we have the nasty album cover for this edition. (As I type this the picture is as I found it but I would not be surprised if I end up having to add some "spray paint censoring" to it before you know it.)

I kinda like this. it's a blend of faux-pornography, anime and horror movie, ya know?

If anyone HAS this album, let me know!

Here is one for the guys and the comic-related post for this edition. (I guess it could also be for my lesbian fans . . . bisexuals, too.)

I found this while looking for pix to use with my most recent reference to mighty mom. Being a collector and reader of comic books, she had me from "hello, I use Super-girl for my avatar".

The way I beat this thing to death I am expecting her to change it. (In fact, as I write this, it is October and she is now using a witch. She's not really a witch though; ask Mr. Mighty Mom.)

Here is one for the girls for this edition. (I guess it could also be for my gay fans . . . bisexuals, too.)

I didn't find this one. This one was discovered by my boss, Cooke2cook. I think it's funny in a sad way. I mean , you know the more muscles a guy has the smaller his "goo-goo" is, right? Keep that in mind, ladies, especially if you're planning to vacation out my way!

I do NOT workout at all! Ask my lady-friend n La Verne. She'll tell you. No, wait, maybe that isn't such a good idea after all.

Never mind.

This is the literary reference for this edition. I found this while making reference to oral sex in a hub.

The trouble is, I made reference to giving head in more than one hub. It's not like I purposely bring it up it's just that fellatio comes up a lot in my life. Sometimes it's just a subtle reference to oral sex.

I could probably include at least one more link to a hub that makes reference to blow jobs. Still, how many people are actually gonna click on every link that references getting head, huh? I think you get the idea. Notice I am not posting all the links to pictures having to do with oral sex.  

So without further adieu, and no more links to BJ references, next photo!

I know the above sign is NOT politically correct. I don't care. I am not even sure where I got this. Does it really matter?  It's NOT PC and it's funny.  Enjoy it while you can.

This was sent to me by a lady I mentioned in a hub having to do with disabilities. She is in a wheelchair and loves it when I make crippled jokes so take that you overly PC pukes!

Wait! THIS has to do with head! See? Getting head is just a really big part of my life; I guess!

(Come to think of it, ladies GIVING oral--to women--is an even BIGGER part!)

Okay, before I break out the "getting-head-from-crippled-girls-in-wheelchairs", we should probably move on to the next picture.

Here is something I stumbled on and lost.  In fact, I referenced it in other hubs in this series.  I found it again and this seemed like a great place to post it.

The above pick was discovered while looking for something to go along with a reference to bachelorette parties.  So, does it make you hungry at all?  If so, for what exactly?

Here is the "show biz" pic for this edition.  I promised you more Green Hornet pictures and here is one of them.  (As I write this the movie is still in production.)

The thing I don't like is when someone releases pictures from the filming that are not truly representative of the movie.  Having worked in the movies and having a Theatre Arts degree shooting night scenes during the day is nothing new to me.  Still, when you take photos during this process they just plain don't look cool.  THIS shot even includes the stars and the stunt men. 

We all know actors don't do ALL their own stunts but we don't need that rubbed in our faces before we even see the film, ya know?

This edition the "panty" pic is for the ladies . . . well, the straight and bi ones, at any rate. I guess it could also be for my gay fans. . .especially the geeky ones who play video games.

Then again, the ones who play video games probably don't have a LOT of people SEEING their undies, huh?

I think I found this while looking for pics for my most recent video game-related hubs.

I forget the back-story to this one but i found it while looking for pics for a recent hub.

As I write this, it is Halloween is almost here and I must dig out my "chick magnet" costume out of my junk room.

Yeah, that's me the shy, innocent, sweet white boy once more shouldering the heavy responsibility of being a "chick magnet". It's a dirty job but someones got to do it.My name is Phoenix and . . . that's the bottom line.