(NOTE: If this is the first S.H.I.T. installment you are reading then please first read"S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things)"and "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things), Too", "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Three (some)", "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Four (U)", "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Five (Alive), "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Six (Half Dozen), "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Seven (Up)", "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Ate", S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Nein, S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Ten, S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) 11, S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) 12, S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) 13 and S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) 14. It's not a requirement but if you like hubs with a lot of graphics and less text you'll probably like all of them!

I work for TodaysRecipePro.com. These hubs are where I put pics that I think are hip, interesting or just questionable to be anywhere else. In fact, recently A LARGE PORTION of this very series was flagged and had to be altered and in some cases enitre pictures had to be removed! I truly hope YOU are reading this before someone less open-minded reports me.

So tell everyone to check it out NOW before it's too late!

LADIES, I haven't received any nasty, dirty, sexy pics for days! Don't forget, that e-mail address is wsp2469@yahoo.com!  The playing cards made out of knickers and the chewed pieces of chewing gum are STILL my favorites!

(Y'all know I am just longing to see-uh-I mean POST pictures of your sexy BUT, I digress . . . )

Here is the t-shirt pic for this edition. I believe I found this while searching for "Family Guy" material for a certain hub.

Nothing like a cross between child-molesting, impotence and Star Wars to win friends and influence others.

I enjoy "Family Guy". I think THEY have had more trouble with censors than even I have here in HubPages.

Next picture!

I don't recall who sent the above picture to me but I thought it was sexy in its own "won't get flagged on hubpages" way; ya know what I mean?

I like how if you don't look too closely (and it is at a smaller size than shown here) the finger doesn't necessarily look like a finger even though we all know it is.

The music-related pic for this edition is another of the "album-covers-in-poor-taste" from that website I once found.

The title of this one is "Uncontrolled Laxative Abuse". (I am not editing this one unless I'm flagged.) Hell, it's not like it's a photograph, right?  (NOTE: I was flagged.  I edited it.)

As always, if anyone has this album and doesn't want it please send it to me. if you have it and you DO want it let me know anyway. Maybe you can send me a copy.

Here's another one for the guys . . . or the lesbians . . . or I suppose even the bisexuals.

It looks like she has pretty eyes though, doesn't it?

Anyway, my boss, Cooke2cook, found this one.

I don't know WHY but she did. She gave it to me to use here.

I wonder if I'll get flagged because you can see her nipples.

I am really surprised at how a lot of you truly enjoy looking at the pictures.

Let's check out the next one, shall we?

Here is the literary selection for this edition.  I found this while looking for a spanking graphic for a particular hub.

If any of you are wodnering what to get me for Christmas this would be a fun idea . . . even a used copy.

In fact, if the used copy came with pictures taken by the people ho had read it before me that would be an even better stocking stuffer!

(Uh, mind you, just because a guy might have been talked into disrobing and letting a big, meaty, horny girl spank his butt while he was across her naked thighs and maybe got a little aroused doesn't mean he's a freak or anything, right?)

This was a leftover from Halloween.

Okay, I confess.

I purposely pulled it from my Halloween Hodgepodge because I didn't want the hub to get flagged because you see cartoon witch nipples.

I'm just waiting to see if some real "witch" flags me or turns me in to the powers that be. (It happened. I was flagged.)

Some people really need to get a sense of humor, ya know?

Okay.

Why don't we move on to the next picture?

I found the above pic while looking for graphics for a hub where I mention sluts.

This is another graphic submitted by a fan. It's nice when y'all e-mail me pictures for this hub series.

I know for sure you're reading them when you do that.  (What I can really use for this hub is weird or inappropriate show biz-related graphics.  I don't have too many more of them.)

In fact, this was sent to me by a lovely lady I mentioned in a hub having to do with disabilities.

She is in a wheelchair and loves it when I make crippled jokes so take that you overly-PC pukes!

Ya know what george carlin used to say: "If it's funny, it's funny!"

Ya gotta love the above sign. I don't know the backstory but it's funny!

Here is the comic-related post for this edition. I found it while looking for spanking graphics.  I don't recall seeing this in "The Dark Knight", do you?

The panty pic for this edition is an interesting one.

If you recall in a previous edition I showed you these Nintendo undies as they are sold in the stores.

I can't believe some chick is actually wearing them! I really would have liked to see what this girl looks like, ya know?

Okay, she has a cute ass but I have my concerns. I just picture truly hot girls wearing these things.

Am I wrong or is it that I just haven't dated a teenage girl for a two or three years so I am out of touch?

Here is a scary showbiz picture. Yeah, Nicholas Cage was once going to play Superman . . . the long-haired version from the comics back after he died. Thank God there were problems with the writers and a few other things.

I wasn't even crazy about him playing Ghost Rider. Hellooo? Ghost Rider, a.k.a. Johnny Blaze was a tall, buff, blonde dude. Cage couldn't even change his hair color for "Ghost Rider".

I know I should have saved this graphic for the hub Mighty Mom requested on my years in the adult industry BUT I thought it was funny so here it is. I don't know WHY I have it but I do. I probably was looking for a picture for a review of a website that had something to do with reading.

My boss has a sense of humor but she knows the women who go to her website for recipes and related topics wouldn't appreciate this pic if ONLY because it has the word "fuck" on it.

(I would also add that most of those women would not like the stripper part either since most of them were probably never hot enough to BE a stripper.) I have a similar attitude regarding the women who flag my hubs. They don't want to see naked pics of women here because NO ONE wants to see THEM naked. (I mean, it's ONE thing if it's your job to police this

place but something else entirely when you do it for free. You obviously have other motivations when you aren't getting paid and it's not even your JOB or your "business", so to speak!)

My name is Phoenix and . . . that's the bottom line.