(NOTE: Before you read this you might want to read"S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things)"and "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things), Too", "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Three (some)", "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Four (U)", "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Five (Alive), "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Six (Half Dozen) and "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Seven (Up)". It's not a requirement but it might make more sense if you do!

I not only write for TodaysRecipePro.com I also find graphics for and help edit the website. Cooke2cook is my boss. This is still the place for pictures that are hip, interesting or just "a bit much" to be anywhere ELSE on hub-pages. Your contributions are STILL very welcome!

I have way too much material to NOT do another edition of this series. (Having to go through all the pictures

set aside for this series when I am looking for graphics for something ELSE is time-consuming and a pain in my BUT, I digress . . . )

So here we go again, folks!

This picture was chosen for a hub that mentioned road-head. I didn't have room for it so I thought it could be the official novelty t-shirt for this edition of the series. I have to confess though . . . wearing this shirt is a bit like wearing one that says you love breathing.

I found this while searching for graphics for a website review that had to do with cowboys and so forth. I kept it because I think it's a fine example of the LACK of truth in advertising. She calls herself the "NAKED" Cowgirl.

Helloooo? You are NOT naked, honey! You're not even topless with those stars on ya! Plus you are wearing a skirt! (The skirt thing is kinda cool in ONE way: it pairs together three of my favorite, unbeatable things: America, ass and pu$$y!)

Does THAT raise YOUR flagpole, guys? I know I wanna stand and salute! The cowboy hat and boots make me want to show her my special saddle-horn, too. Yee-hah!

I came across this when I was doing a hub on New York City. I don't get it. Who was the marketing genius behind this?

I love the Beatles. Still, who picked the outdated picture? This picture was already out of date when the Beatles recorded "Strawberry Fields Forever".

All I can think is that this was some kind of foreign release or some foreign bootleg maybe.

I was going to use the pic above in my most recent edition of the "Stupid Questions" series.  Somehow I have always known that His middle initial was H.  I knew I must have picked it up somewhere years ago.  How about you?

My boss e-mailed this to me the other day. I asked her about it yesterday. She said I might want to use it in my "S.H.I.T." series. (She also made me change HER pic in another installment in this series.)

Anyway, she wanted to know what this pic had to do with football. (Yeah, yeah, guys, I know. . .but YOU tell her. . .she isn't YOUR boss.)   At there are boobs in the pic, right?

Here's something for boys who don't look old enough to buy real porno and have no one to buy it for them. This is also for older, geeky guys who still live with their parents.

I think someone saw that "Saturday Night Live" sketch with on e of the Baldwins and figured they should do something like THAT only with scantily-clad women! (Y'all SAW that sketch, right?)

I found this when I was looking for pics for a hub on a website that has to do with baby-boomers. They were saying goodbye to Farrah and that once great pop king who IS, indeed, dead! it's the closest thing I have to a literary item for this edition of the series.

Then again, at least it was Playboy. Playboy had the last interview with John Lennon, Ringo Starr's wife naked, and it has even had fiction by Ray Bradbury in it. (I forgot to ask him about that when I met him a couple years ago!) You might not be able to tell your mom you read Hustler for the articles but she might buy that line with Playboy. Marge Simpson did!

I include this because I like comic books and I had no comic or cartoon saved for this edition of the series.  It is also the avatar of another writer here on hub-pages: fierycj.  He downplays his contributions here.  If I ever manage to get anything I have written in front of anyone who has to do with the film industry I'm gonna try and get this guy involved.  He's into making movies. . .  and not the kind I have made with the likes of my ex-wife and babymomma either!

I have no clue where I found the above pic or why I was even looking for it. Maybe it was when I was looking for graphics for a hub where I debate the whole "putting-down-the-toilet-seat" issue. Personally, I think it speaks for itself.

I was looking for pics of condoms for a specific hub on threesomes. I didn't think this worked very well at half-width but hoped to use it some other day. Today is the day. Of course the Pope said no. Come on, would even a Catholic girl want to screw that old man? Or is it like some of us would still do "Catwoman" Julie Newmar from "Batman" or "Mary Ann" and "Ginger" from "Gilligan's Island"? Come on, where are all my Catholic girl fans . . .and when are ya gonna send me your well-worn panties!?

I had to review a website that had to do with bass fishing. I chose this to use with the piece but had just been reminded by my boss that women who visit her site might have no interest in women who are sexy. Plus, my boss likes BOYS and not girls. SO no use accidentally misrepresenting her.

Too bad I didn't have this pic when I was doing a hub on fishing or hunting. All I can say now is she has a nice pair of big ones there, don't you think? What? You say the fish aren't bad either? Shame on you!

I am tired of MTV. It seems someone else is, too. I can't recall how I got a hold of this but i am not the only one who thinks there are too many music channels on TV now. if you can't do music videos most of the day and make a profit it's time to go get a real job!

I DO miss "Dariah" and "Beavis and Butthead" though. . . still, they were music-related--big-time!  I'm tired of music channels showing movies no one cares about and reality shows.

I know I was going to use it somewhere.  It doesn't show up at half width though so I saved it until now.  That's all, folks!  Keep those cards and letters coming!  I don't do this S.H.I.T. for the money!

My name is Phoenix . . . and that's the bottom line.