(NOTE: Before you read this you might want to read"S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things)"and "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things), Too", "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Three (some)", "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Four (U)", "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Five (Alive), "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Six (Half Dozen), "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Seven (Up)" and "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Ate".   It's not a requirement but it might make more sense if you do!

I write/work for TodaysRecipePro.com. Cooke2cook is my boss. This series of hubs is where I post pictures that are hip, interesting or just "a bit much" to be anywhere ELSE on hub-pages. Your contributions are STILL very welcome!

I have a lot of photos still left over for use here. Mind you, still waiting for a pic of Might Mom in her SuperGirl

outfit. Maybe Bredavies will send me a picture of herself in Zebra, which is the "new black" according to her. Which seems odd to me I thought "Black" was okay and "Zebra" was like a racial slur or something.

Maybe it's cool now since Obama is half-white? I don't know. I think I'll stick with English and forget trendy slang.

(Anyway, Mighty Mom and Bredavies, . . hmmmm. . . wonder which one of these ladies has a nicer BUT, I digress . . . )

This is number 9 and I have enough material for almost four more installments as I write this! Prepare to laugh and/or be slightly offended. here are the pics for this installment!

Here we go, boys and girls!

Below is the novelty for this installment. I found this when looking for graphics for the tips on dating hub I did. I included it HERE instead of there so i could enlarge it so you ladies could READ and learn from it. (NOTE TO MALE READERS: Do yourself a favor and remember as you read the left half of the shirt that this is a JOKE t-shirt. . .or play it really safe and don't read it at all!)

This was left over from a review I wrote about a website I later included in a sports-related hub. My boss thought it was unacceptable to have topless women on a recipe site. Who knew?

I used the related pic in a previous edition of this series. I think I made the hole-in-one joke in that one. Sorry.

Then again, I suppose I could come up with something involving "strokes" or my nine-iron or something about winding up "puttered" out but I have to go to scout meeting. Sorry.

Yes.  I am sorry that someone flagged like a dozen of my hubs because they can't be courageous enough to say things to my face.  So i deleted the pic of topless girls golfing.

Here is the first of several album covers i came across recently. I was looking for something having to do with doggy-style, animal sex for a recent hub. This was one of the pics that came up when I googled. it was on a site showing offensive or inappropriate album covers or some such. Anyway, consider this the music-related contribution to this edition. (I often use song titles and song lyrics and music-related information in all my anonymous website reviews.  It's one of my ways of "signing" my work.)

I found this while searching for something for one of my spiritual hubs. No, maybe it was for a website review. I don't remember. I do happen to enjoy R. Crumb artwork though even if I think his attitude toward America and signing autographs sucks. Dude, people who read your comics and enjoyed your artwork made it possible for you to be famous and for you to NOT have to work a f*cking REAL job. Finally, the man moved to France, for God's sake! What the hell is THAT?

I was either looking for a lesbian pic for one of my "stupid questions" hubs OR I was looking for something for a sports-related hub.

I forget. Here it is for your perusal, at any rate.

Y'all know that if you are in a hurry or having a busy day you don't have to read every single word on these "S.H.I.T." hubs, right?

This is a favorite for those who just like to look at the pictures I am told.

Well, I am covering ALL the bases with this pic, huh? I don't even know how I ended up with it but I knew it belonged here. You have to admit, there is something sometimes fascinating about a girl with a little something extra or even hermaphrodites.

Since hermaphrodites have BOTH sets of genitalia does it even bother them when you get angry and tell them to go f*ck themselves? You think maybe somelikeitscott would be any help here?

Here is the literary selection for this hub. I was looking for pics having to do with women or Wonder Woman or something along those lines. This is a real book. I've seen it at book stores.

Sadly, I don't recall anything about lesbianism in it at least not form just checking it out at the store. Just as well, Wonder Woman is NOT a lesbian anyway. Xena? I am not to sure about though. . .

(I hope you click on the links in these things.  They are not random.  they are here for a purpose, folks.)

I am up late at night writing this. "Family Guy" has more or less passed "The Simpsons" as my favorite TV show. I think I was originally gonna use this on a hub having to do with favorite date locations. Ladies, if you don't love this show I just might not be able to have sex with you. Sorry. I have my principles.  At least one of my kids likes the show, too, by the way. . as do cooke2cook's kids.

I needed a pic of me without the mustache, hat and duster. The above graphic made it into the final three. I also liked the message. Consider it one for the ladies!

This one was sent to me from a fan.  She got it from her sexy but too tall for me friend.  (Actually she ISN'T too tall for me but won't give in to the pleasure of being with me because she doesn't f*ck her best friend's babydaddies or boyfriends.  You know what?  I don't care if a chick has underarm hair if she has a nice personality.  I'll share her bed anyway.  That's just the kinda guy I am. 

This pic is left over from one of the hubs that I discuss panties.  Yeah, YOU try to figure out which hub to link this to, huh?  (By the way ladies, I am still waiting on those well-worn, unwashed pantyhose, stockings, ankle socks and playing cards made out of used knickers.)

I am actually tired of this thing being in the news. If you can pop out kids you are still a woman. I got this one when I had to write a website review on a website that deals with transsexuals. (I don't have anything against transsexuals. . IF they can pass! Otherwise,bitch please!)

My boss thanked me for not putting it on her website. So you KNOW house-fraus would take an issue with this. Keep those cards and letters and e-mails coming, folks! I will post anything and everything you send me!

My name is Phoenix and . . . that's the bottom line.