(NOTE: Before you read this you might want to read"S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things)"and "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things), Too", "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Three (some)", "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Four (U)", "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Five (Alive) and "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Six (Half Dozen).  It's not a requirement but it might make more sense if you do! 

I not only write for TodaysRecipePro.com I also find graphics for and help edit the site. Cooke2cook is my boss. This is still the place for pictures that are hip, interesting or just "a bit much" to be anywhere ELSE on hubpages. Your contributions are STILL welcome!

As I write this I have just returned from a long holiday weekend in Big Bear, California. My hubs more or less survived withOUT me. Who knew?

Life goes on without me. (I even noticed Mighty Mom put out a new hub. Still can't stop thinking about her dressed as Supergirl. Wonder what that Super-skirt looks like on her BUT, I digress . . . )

I know you were expecting the next pic to me one of ME since that's the way I usually lay it out here but this time I am making an exception. Besides, Mighty Mom deserves to have her avatar borrowed for teasing me about wearing the Supergirl costume and having it with her at all times.

I believe I found this picture while searching for a graphic on online dating or while I was looking for a picture of a sexy woman in front of a computer for a hub having to do with computers. I know I have a couple of those out there in hub pages. At least, I think that's why I have it.

I mean, who searches online for picture of naked women just for the sake of seeing pictures of naked women, right? Now what's next?

Here is the traditional novelty t-shirt entry. I think some of these companies should send me free samples for my collection; don't you? I honestly DO collect t-shirts. Just ask my lady friend.

For that matter you can ask my ex-wife. The "woman" (not sporting to refer to the mother of 2 of my three kids as "bitch") donated some of them to charity and didn't think I would notice. Anyway, I like the joke on this one.

Music-related entry for this edition is the above pic of the lead singer for Bow Wow Wow. I was looking for pics of women for a piece that included some Bow Wow Wow lyrics. I never used it with that particular piece because it was either "too much" or I had no room. ( "I Want Candy", too, honey, but what's with the hair?)

Here is the Jesus entry. I found it while looking for pics for one or two of my spiritual hubs. If you don't get it then you have not ever heard of the Village People.  "It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A." Now try and recall the dance steps? You get why this is inappropriate to use on those hubs now? 

I love this! Do your daughter a favor, ladies! Get her THIS video game! (You know, ladies, I might not be the ONLY guy who puts out for a home-cooked meal and ya gotta start somewhere! "Of course I love you, honey, now get me a drink. . .and something to eat!"

Sad truth is, when it comes to some of you out there, ladies, I know that your man can only IMAGINE you making him a sandwich. You're too busy writing hubs about getting rich,

losing weight and posting cute pics of yourselves on "Hot Or Not" just to see what kinda numbers you'll get!

Next!

I found this while looking for pictures of cowgirls. I reviewed a website that had something to do with all things western and naturally I wanted to show a cowgirl with my piece because that's why I work for that website--I inject the male point of view.

Anyway, I figured the housefraus who probably visit the recipe website might take offense to a lady who can dress like this and look good. So here it is in this hub instead. (Ride 'em, cowgirl!  Oooo weeee!)

This was going to be used for one or another of those hubs I have written to set the female gender straight on a few things. I thought this would work as the literary contribution to this hub but it might not be a book per se. Oh, well, it still is a bit amusing; don't you think?

You know that the people who put this together stole the idea from "Kindergarten Cop", right? I also like the idea of a light bulb being compared to a penis. Is that like a bad elementary school joke? Why is your wiener like a light-bulb? They both get turned on. Get it?

Personally, I think my archery comparison makes more sense. You'll find that on one of the hubs I linked above.

Regulars know I was an Eagle Scout. I am active in scouts again. Anyway, I was going to use the above comic on a hub about the troop going to summer camp a couple months ago but thought it would send the wrong message and take too much attention away from my son and his bodies. (This, IS, however, pretty accurate regarding my behavior as a scout.

I was going to use the above pic on a previously hub where I respond to a a girl listing what annoys her about men. It was too small to be seen in half width and I did not want to use it in the larger size. So I saved it for here. Check out the names! Ya gotta love this!

Again, I wrote a website review and thought better of putting a half-naked woman on my boss' website. She isn't a prude but she isn't a lesbian and thinks if I keep putting girls on all my reviews posted on her home page that someone will get the wrong idea. She is related to a lesbian but is not one. So don't think she has anything against anyone.

Anyway, I thought it was cool. Note the beer can in the bikini. Alcohol and a half-naked woman. That sure is the perfect bait for MY "trouser-trout". Now make like a big-mouthed bass, baby, yeah! (No room for a joke about being a "master-baiter", huh?)

I had this left over from a hub I was doing on top 3 places for a date. I include it here as the movie-related pic of the day (so to speak). I also include it for a specific hubber who appreciates the movie the way that I do. (I hope she pimps for ME like I'm pimping for HER.)

Seriously, folks, if you have to watch a movie about a man and a woman and no one is wearing a super-hero costume then you should check out this one. fast-forward to the good parts if you wish. It's worth checking out, okay?

Let's move on to the last pics, shall we?

I made a remark about road head in a hub about dating. I found a few good pics and simply could not throw any of them away. I am not sure if this is on a t-shirt but it should be. Bottom line here is that road head is truly a good --if not somewhat dangerous--thing!  Women who give road head don't have to worry abouttheir men being happy.  Take my word for it. I have experienced it on the 210 freeway in California and it was nice!

Someone sent me this in my e-mail. I personally hate Mexican. . . food, not p*ssy! I miss the dog; don't you? Probably some dumbass watch group didn't like him . . . just like the Frito Bandito.  Yeah, sometimes we are way too apologetic and "PC" these days.

My name is Phoenix and . . . that's the bottom line.