(NOTE: Before you read this you might want to read"S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things)"and "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things), Too", "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Three (some)", "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Four (U)" and "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Five (Alive). It's not a requirement but it might make more sense if you do!

Hopefully you have already read the earlier editions of what has become this series. I not only write for TodaysRecipePro.com I also find graphics for  and help edit the site.

Cooke2cook is my boss. This is the place for pictures that are hip, interesting or just "a bit much" to be anywhere ELSE on hubpages.  Your contributions are welcome!

I am going to Big Bear for a long holiday weekend as I write this. Lord knows what will happen here while I am gone.

Still, I never knew this place existed a couple of months ago so I am going to try and enjoy myself. (Sometimes taking hubpages too seriously can be to me what my man-monster once was to my ex-wife. . .too much to deal with and a major pain in the BUT, I digress. . .)

You all know the rules of the game so let's get to it!

I may have found this while looking for graphics for a hub about a special website on all things pizza. I made reference to teaching at a Muslim school in my parenthetical comments. It serves as the now traditional "naughty pic" for this edition. Real Muslim women cover their hair because hair is considered "sexual".

I was told that by more than one woman at the Muslim school. I have to confess something. I could tell which of the women at that school were sexy even with all the covering! 

Let's see what pic is next!

I cheated here. I had already found ONE t-shirt concerning road head. Still, Big Bear is approaching so it is foremost in my mind and i could not choose between the 2 I found!

Ladies, you have to understand, the first time you do something cool like give us road head, you automatically make a life-long connection between WHERE you did it and the act itself. So it might not be a good idea to do it to your guy on the way to or from the funeral of a loved one, okay?

I found this while looking for coupons and fast-food-related graphics for a hub responding to something about the annoying habits of men OR one on dating tips. This is the music-related pic. It was labeled as being a SLIPKNOT graphic.

I don't follow their career much so I wouldn't honestly know. If you can either confirm or deny this please let me know. I'm curious.

Below you will find the Jesus entry for this edition. I was no doubt searching for an unorthodox graphic to go with one of my hubs dealing with reviews of spiritual or religious websites. You have to wonder how much this guy

had to drink and/or if he is even a Christian.

I have to confess something else here. I am not an organ donor. I am so afraid that if I donated organs I would get to heaven and find out that you were supposed to keep your body as whole as possible. Who wants to be walking around all those sexy angels with organs missing?

It's funny. I can take my whole religion on faith but so far no religious spokesperson can convince me to donate organs. Besides, will the government-sponsored surgeons do their best to save ME if they think that

MY heart will do more good inside the body of some younger dude who is NOT an opinionated, over-educated though multi-talented jackass? I dunno. . .

This is the cartoon of the day, so to speak.  I was going to use this on one of the hubs I mentioned previously on annoying habits  or dating tips.  It might be slightly out of focus but it is so damn true. I have done a lot of women online and they will tell you that some guys still "exaggerate". . . so do some women; trust me!

I know I found this recently but, again, it is one of those pics that I was so intent on sharing HERE that I can't recall what I was doing when I found it! I DO know there is a dirty joke that this would go perfectly with; that's for sure.

Little Boy: (showing his penis to little girl) See? I told you that you were missing something!

Little Girl: (standing there naked and pointing to her crotch) It's okay. My mommy says as long as I have one of THESE I can get one of those (pointing to the boy's penis) anytime I want! 

(Something like that.)

Here is the Book Of The Day. I doubt you will ever see this on Oprah. Something about this smacks a bit too much of sexism? Honesty? Common sense? You tell me!

It's a loaded question. most of the time if a woman asks this question she already KNOWS she is fat. She just hopes that YOU will tell her otherwise rather than be honest.

(Damn, ladies, and you all are shocked when WE choose not to be totally honest with you or not tell you everything. We learned it from YOU!)

'Nuff said?

I truly enjoy some of these "retro" images. I know it might be sexist. That isn't what's so funny. What I find humorous here is the fact that it is a combination of "old", "male" and "geek" all at once. What do they call that? A hat trick?

Below you will find one for the ladies. I mentioned Aquaman underoos in a hub about "places to go on a date" which was inspired by a hub by Bredavies. So, here you go, ladies. Y'all groove on our undies as much as WE groove on your panties, right?

Hello? Anyone out there? Ladies?

Okay. Guess I'll move on now.

(By the way, I KNOW these are not underoos. I'm not stupid!)

Since we are all into the comic book character thing I might as well move on to the next picture. I might have found the graphic below while working on a hub about the phrase: "That's so gay!"

What IS so gay is that the gay community would talk ANYone into

pissing away money on the whole "that's so gay" thing when we still have not found a treatment or cure or whatever you want to call it for A.I.D.S. In the words of a gay gentleman I occasionally follow here in hubpages: "Don't get me started!"

P.S.: Wonder Woman would NEVER get A.I.D.S. Even if she wasn't a

super-hero, in the entire history of comic books the only super-guys she sleeps with are Superman and Batman. The one is invulnerable and the other uses Bat-Condoms. (Holy Universal Bat Antidote Pill, Batman!)

P. S. S. Steve Trevor doesn't count. He is in the military and they give those guys saltpeter and government-issued military condoms, right?

This next one I found when I was looking for pics for a hub where I mention the horrible possibility of stupid kids someday being our leaders. Of course, right now, so many of you don't like Obama that this isn't as funny. Hell, even black people are ready to call a spade a spade and acknowledge that he is half -WHITE, right?  I know this because I just got paid to write my THIRD feature on Obama losing favor with Americans. 

Ha HA! Another t-shirt entry! Think what you want about me! I do NOT get this t-shirt!

I am NOT a geek! I do not understand the message on the shirt. I am not a geek! That's all I really needed to say here.

I might sometimes be a jackass but I am not a geek!

Next!

Finally, I close with this picture. A naked man. . .a shower. . .wetness. . .a little pussy. Again, what more could you want at the end of a long day? "All You Need Is Love". . . (something like that). . .

My name is Phoenix and . . . that's the bottom line!