(NOTE: Before you read this you might want to read"S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things)"and "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things), Too", "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Three (some)", "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Four (U)", "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Five (Alive), "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Six (Half Dozen), "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Seven (Up)", "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Ate" and S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Nein.   It's not a requirement but it might make more sense if you do!

I write/work for TodaysRecipePro.com. This series of hubs is where I post pictures that I think are hip, interesting or just "a bit much" to be anywhere ELSE on hub-pages. Your contributions are STILL very, very welcome! At this point, I only have

enough material for another half dozen hubs if I'm lucky so send me your material, people!

(You ladies can keep those pairs of soiled panties coming, too. I know I can't post them here but I can certainly find some use for them. After all, they most certainly must be perfumed with the scent of your vajayjay and your smooth BUT, I digress . . . )

Let's get right to the latest pics, shall we?

Here is the novelty t-shirt contribution to this particular edition. I believe I found it while I was looking for something else but I cannot honestly recall anything beyond that. I just liked it and thought it was cute and saved it until now. I DO wonder if the gag will still be hip and current decades from now.

I'm even curious about whether or not people in every country in 2009 would get this gag. (You can't tell me my parents are the only ones who know next to nothing about cell phones!)

Here is the half naked woman for this edition. Mind you, I've been keeping this for a few week so I cannot honestly recall how I came across this either. The website isn't paying me for posting this pic; trust me.

I may have been looking for a girl in boots. I think I was looking for a dominatrix kinda thing for a hub I wrote in response to something written by Teddybear1000. I just thought it showed too much skin and not enough of her boots. In fact, I found a few other pics along these lines that I am saving for future installments of this series.  So, let's move on to the next picture!

Here is the music-related pic. I found an entire site where they had a couple of pages of truly offensive or tasteless record album covers. The funny thing is, they censored some of the covers on the site.

I won't do that here. (Hub-pages might eventually but I won't. So feel free to revisit these hubs every so often just to see if they get censored or not.)  It's funny how you run across the interesting and unexpected when searching for the mundane.

This is the literary and/or comic book-related contribution to this edition. I forget if someone sent me a link to the page this was on or if I stumbled upon this while looking for something else. Nevertheless, it is the cover to a graphic novel by Robert Ullman.

I did a hub on a site that discusses graphic novels, in fact. I also did a hub on a graphic novel being turned into a movie and at least one on the importance of reading.

I found this recently. I don't know what I was searching for when i found it but I knew I had to keep it for this series. The object on the left is obviously larger than a regular can of coke.

Now, picture the average butt hole. Now picture the object on the left going up your butt-hole. That's right. The object on the left is a butt plug. Scary, huh?

Trust me. I know all about butt plugs. After getting laid off from my full-time public school teaching job I had two different jobs where I sold them and one of those jobs was for a company that actually MADE them.

I wrote a hub in response to something written Bredavies. This led to me writing other hubs responding to hubs written by other women. Somewhere in there I also wrote at least one hub about dating tips. It was one of these hubs that led me to this particular pic.

So this one works as the cartoon contribution. It also is here because I just happen to be a fan of blondes who give head on the first date. Then again, good-night kissing is very important, too. It lets me know the girl might want to see me again . . .

you know, as opposed to just . . . (ahem) blowing me . . . uh, off.

The picture below was sent to me by a regular. In fact, it's funny that I would have a bit about getting head on the first date right before mentioning her and her contribution . . . heh, heh . . . the woman in question sent me this pic (along with a few others) and told me I am only allowed to flirt with women like the one in this picture. Gee, tie a woman up, handcuff her, spank her, impregnate her from behind and videotape it for a special birthday surprise and she loses her sense of humor, huh?

This is the panty contribution for this edition. I was looking for panties for one of the above-mentioned hubs written in response to some misguided women. I think it's funny that the only guys who actually GET the joke will probably NEVER see these panties on ANY woman let alone one that looks so good as the one in the picture.

These are actual red peppers. This was sent to me by a regular. My boss, cooke2cook is all into red peppers so I not only had to post this for the reader who sent it to me but for my boss as well.

Yes. This is supposedly not a trick. Supposedly, there are indeed red peppers that look like tiny penises. I have not seen a red hot little penis like this since I got carried away trying to pleasure myself when I was a little boy.

(Okay, I was never that little but it seemed like a funny thing to say, you know?)

Next photo, please . . .

I can't believe how many editions or repackagings of successful movies that we see these days. Seriously though, I enjoyed the movie "Iron Man". It was a bit different from the specific origin in the comic books BUT it was generally true to the overall spirit or overall concept behind the character. That is basically the best comic fans can hope for since show business always dumbs things down and "updates" things for the movie-going public. Face it, some people who go to the movies have never read a book outside of public school.  Anyway, I was going to write a piece on the DVD release but Associated Content doesn't buy DVD reviews.  So screw it, I'll briefly praise the movie right here!

I was searching for a funny sign graphic I misplaced right before i started this particular hub series. I found this one.

It was labeled "jerk off". (I DID also manage to find another appropriate sign for another hub mentioned earlier so it wasn't a total waste of time.)

While searching for an appropriate spanking picture . . . (never thought I would ever write that) . . . for a recent hub I found a few different spanking pics. I couldn't part with any of them. Hey, spanking comes up a lot, right?  Well, okay, fine. Spanking comes up a lot in MY social circles. What can I say? Even nice, shy, innocent white boys like yours truly need a spanking once in awhile.

My name is Phoenix and . . . that's the bottom line.