(NOTE: Before you read this you might want to read"S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things)"and "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things), Too". )

I write anonymous website reviews and a column for TodaysRecipePro.com. (While I do have other anonymous writing gigs they don't require a lot --if any--of images.) I assist my boss--cooke2cook--in laying out my work.

Specifically, I always find my own graphics. Sometimes I even find graphics for her pieces.

Sometimes I find something cool but I end up having no room for it. Sometimes I find stuff that I like but is a bit inappropriate for a website about recipes. Sometimes I find pics that I would not dare post even on here on a hub page. Sometimes I find stuff that almost even offends ME. So just to prove to you that I DO actually edit my material and just to entertain those of you who are open-minded, I will

sometimes post the above-mentioned pictures here. (I assure you it's not all about showing nasty stuff like a naked woman with nice ta-tas and a nice BUT, I digress. . .)

Seriously, folks, I know I could get some really high scores posting a lot of pics of sexy, near naked women. In fact, there are people here that take that easy shortcut. I can't generally do that.

I often write hubs that have something to do with boy scouts and those scout parents --okay, the scout MOMS-- would probably have some doubts about me if they saw a lot of pics like this one right here. (I wish we had some way of "rating" our own hubs and labeling them!  I am not advocating censorship!  I just think there are some hubs I would not want my kids to see.)

Having said that, here we go!

I originally was going to use this for a hub having to do with the phrase "going commando". In fact, there were two different hubs I could have used this for but I lost it. So I'm using it as one of my "funny t-shirt" entries here.  (As regular readers may recall, I collect t-shirts so this kind of thing is interesting to me.)

It's no surprise I find the continuous over-coverage of the Michael Jackson death annoying. It turns out a lot of you are coming around to see things MY way, in fact. I wanted to do a hub on Farrah Fawcett but didn't want to regurgitate a bunch of stuff you should already know.

Instead, I will be doing a hub about a site you can visit if you are interested. Anyway, I thought this was an attractive picture of her. it's not the famous poster pic but you DO still get to see nipple, right?  So that is the celebrity pic for this edition, at any rate.  Look for the hub on Farrah soon!

I found this while working on one of my spiritual hubs. I am not sure which religious hubI was going to use it for (and then had second thoughts) but it was one of the scripture-related ones, for sure. I use it here as the "cartoonish entry" and not as a religious entry even though it works (or doesn't) as both.

I know chicks with tattoos are "goers". . . that's a rule! In fact, I should be saving this for use in my upcoming self-mutilation hub but what the heck! It's taking up room on the work laptop so I am posting it now. Besides, you really have to wonder what kind of action someone with this tattoo gets, don't you think?

Here is one of the religious/Jesus graphics I could not fit on a recent religious hub. I honestly forget where I got it or what the caption was but it was funny. Trust me.

I was thinking something along the lines of: WWJD? "What would Jesus Drive"?

I was also thinking about Bob Marley or that song "Are You Gonna Go My Way?" I like to use music references in my hubs. I'm told trying to be clever in hub titles costs you points but I don't care too much about my own points anymore. . .just readers.

I write a column called "Would You Like Some Cheese With That Whine?" on the website mentioned above. I was thinking of writing Easter Sunday. In fact, I was saving this picture for that column.  Then I had second thoughts. What if I do a serious piece? There would be no reason to have a graphic showing where those yummy Cadbury Eggs come from, would there? So I offer this here for your future use as Easter wallpaper for your computers. 

Yes; it's true. NOW you ladies can SMELL a nerd from a mile away! Star trek colognes! This is after shave for guys who want "to boldly go where no man has gone before". Better have some Budweiser "Romulan Ale", too. Alcohol will help a LOT when you "boldly go" home with some woman who really looks like a Klingon. Yeah, this is just the stuff to attract women with "green poonanny". If you're the kind of guy who isn't afraid to do any and every chick in the universe then you should get this stuff!

I don't watch MTV much anymore since they got rid of "Beavis & Butthead" and "Dariah". I am posting this here to see if anyone else has seen it. Supposedly it's from some PSA about safe sex. I was going to post it with my latest stupid questions hub. A woman being given cunnilingus from a huge spider. Will someone please explain this to me?

I honestly forget what hub I was thinking of using this one with but I know it was a fairly recent one. I don't honestly understand what the joke was behind this other than the obvious. Then again, it's 2009.

Perhaps someone truly thought people should take fund-raising into their own hands. Again, I am speechless. I don't have anything witty to say although I DO wonder if someone will have to hold another charity drive to help take care of the blind participants resulting from this particular event.

Wait! They can also hold a Palm-Shaving-A-Thon at the local catholic church after this! How's that for using my "head", eh?   Come on, folks, give me a hand!

Here is another t-shirt message. I was going to use this on the hub about the phrase: that's so gay. I couldn't honestly see overdoing Flintstone references beyond what I had already used.

It's an "oldie-but-a-goodie". It can be found in a number of different fonts with or without pictures of Fred Flintstone but you get the idea, right? I thought of saving this longer for an installment of my "stupid question" series but I'm cleaning house.

I used to sell these things, believe it or not. I used a pair of these once with the woman who is now my ex-wife. They are like a very thin fruit roll and are held on with something akin to licorice laces.

Body heat makes them melt a bit and they might end up staining the sheets so if you ever buy these save them for use with the "period sheets", the "old" sheets or for use at a hotel. They are pretty tasty if you ask me. . .then again, I eat ass!

I found this one  while working on one of the spiritual hubs. "Finding Jesus: He was on top of the bookcase the whole time". There you have it, folks. I end this installment with a joke and a little pussy.

What more could you want? Aren't you happy I had the taste not to include some of the above graphics in my hubs? I thought you might be.

Stay tuned for further examples of some hip interesting things and stuff I will never include in my  hubs. I want to make sure you know just how much of a classy guy I truly am.

My name is Phoenix and . . . that's the bottom line.