So, I worked as a public servant for almost a year in 2007/2008...

If you have ever worked for your local government, you know how employees of these places can act. Sweet-as-pie (sour-as-lemons behind your back) uptight, overly boastful, pains in the ass. Maybe that was only my office? Hmm...

So anyways, I was the youngest employee- and I had a little tactic for people who would randomly stop by and bother me during work or who tried to lecture me. I got a whiteboard, and started writing "Quotes of the Day" -only my quotes were not the typical motivational ones you saw on all those "work harder" posters they like to keep all over the office. Mine were filled with sarcasm and silly sayings. Needless to say, I got a lot of strange comments. I hope you enjoy reading a few of my more memorable ones below.

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four 

Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. 

Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then 

it's YOU." - Rita Mae Brown

"I have a spelling checker. 

It came with my PC; 

It plainly marks for my revue

Mistakes I cannot sea.

I've run this poem threw it,

I'm sure your pleased too no,

Its letter perfect in its weigh,

My checker tolled me sew."

-Janet Minor 

"COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key." - Anon

"I think the reward for conformity is everyone likes you

but yourself." - Rita Mae Brown 

"Patience, n. A minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue."

-Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"