Screaming Skull to Replace Eddie Munster? (Chertoff & Gonzales)
54Night of the Living Dead?
DHS ‘head' Michael (Jolly Roger) Chertoff, replacement for outgoing DHS Secretary, Tom (Calling all Cars) Ridge, whom he replaced soon after replacing outgoing FEMA Secretary Heckuva Job Brownie, is rumored to be slated as a replacement for the soon to be vacant (if it wasn't already) Attorney General's post, replacing the outgoing Munster. Having replaced so many other outgoing sad sacks, Chertoff is considered by many top level neocon replacers to be the perfect replacement.
Replacing Munster will not be easy. Remember that Eddie was the replacement for outgoing Attorney General and adored crooner, John (Joe Friday) Ashcroft, who, eerily portending this moment, was once defeated in an election by a man who was actually dead.
Not your ordinary bureaucratic zombie, Chertoff is expected to take up where his beleaguered and befuddled predecessor has left off, vowing, once approved by the rubber stamp congress, to further erode human rights and dignity until the last vestiges of civilized culture have been drained of their blood.
Stopping briefly to speak with lapdog reporters Munster cited a sudden onset of Alzheimer's disease as his chief reason for stepping down. When asked if he planned to spend more time with his family, he said he couldn't remember.
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