Saudi Arabia's Riyadh is teeming with hot and voluptuous girls of Arabian extraction who are talented in more than just looking good in a bikini and dancing on the dance floor--they can also summon up the power to influence mechanical, non-sentient objects like ATM machines to do their bidding.

Arthur Slosher, researcher at the Kerplunkt Institute, a think-tank in Seattle, has come out with remarkable findings, which he hopes to publish soon in Wishful Thinking an academic journal dedicated to the furthering of knowledge on a variety of highly intellectual topics, one of which is the ability of Riyadh girls to be so utterly sexy.

As Slosher puts it:

"When I was visiting Saudi Arabia recently, looking for sand to add to my sand collection, I happened, quite by accident, to see some girls in Riyadh dancing seductively in front of an ATM machine near a market on Osama Street.

These girls were really into their dancing, jiggling their booty and jumping up in down in such a manner as to make their pendulous breasts go 'boom boom boom' (to put it in scientific jargon.)

Well, then a most startling thing happened.

The ATM machine, which normally are not equipped with voice-technology, started to sing 'Shake, shake shake your booty!' to the tune of Madonna's 'I'm Hanging Up on You'...and the next thing I saw was even more remarkable.

The ATM began spewing out bills in large denominations! Twenties, fifties, and one-hundreds were flying every which way in the Arabian wind and the girls were chasing them down.

It was remarkable."

Slosher's new paper on the subject, which will also cover the influence Riyadh girls have on other inanimate objects like toasters and hair-dryers, can be found in next month's issue of Wishful Thinking Journal published by the Kerplunkt Institute.