Seriuos subjects. Hell Yeah!
70Dudes at work we have alot of talks about serious subjekts. We awways talk about woemn, sports, and beer and parties. Sometimes people get mad about their teams and favrit players. They get offended like the police at hubpages over my hubs. Sometimes they get banned for being too funny. But dudes, sometimes its serious and people need to know about spoogin', fromunda cheese and durty butts, cuz you dont want to talk to people and you not know what they aer saying espeshally if you are at a construction site. Cuz dudes at constrution sites like to act like they are all smart but really they aint. Anyone can read survey elevashuns, weld gas lines together, run feeder conduit, saw cut and core concrete, install grade beams. Aint nutthing but a chicken wing!
But thats boring stuff. when we go on our lunch break we talk about exciting stuff like I said. Todays serious subjekt was butts and who got the best booty in the world. At first mario said J-Ho. You know Jeniffer Lopez. She got banged by a bunch of dudes and been married like four times awready and then the last dude bug eyed Marc Anthony knocked her up so she wouldn't ho around anymore with someone more famous. But I bet she still goes undercover.
then Tippy said he liked Kim Kardasshian. Or we all say, Kim Hard-AZZ- I'm-In. But we didnt know how TIppy would know who she is becuz shes way young for him and he can be her grandpa. He got mad and called us a bunch of holes. He got a bad temper and cant take a joke sometime. He still mad for being in jail. But we all admitted we like Kim Hard-AZZ- I'm-In but we bet she was going to be another J-Ho, becuze she is awwready breakin up with dudes and mario said she was makin pornos too. Once they make a porno they are automatic ho. But I said I dont think she made a porno yet like paris hilton or pamela anderson.
Then apocalypto said Grama! Out loud for everyone to hear. So I punched him in the mouth cuz I'm still mad about it. But he didnt say nuttin after I punched him. He bled a little and spit out another tooth then threw his peanut butter sandwich in the dirt. He walked away to eat some of his leaves that give everyone energy. Dudes Im not mean but he was being disrespektful and he thot he was bein funny. He got a couple of teeth left so I dont worry. And he works with Tippy and Tippy awready knocked some teeth off of Apocalypto but apocalypto has become a smart azz since he started watchin' TV here in America.
Then I said Beyonce. And everyone ageed Beyonce had a nice azz but she was dumb to marry Jay-Z. She was too fine for anyone especially Jay-Z. She should have married me! But I said she wasnt in love becuz she hadnt had any bebies yet. So I bet Tippy I would bang Beyonce one day when I win the lottery. He bet me a twelve pack of beer of his choice. I said deal. .
Then the taco truck lady pulled up. She was late and everyone but the
supe had eaten but we were goin to buy something anyways from her becuz
she like to bend over in the cooler and show her azz. Her name is JJ but we still call her taco truck lady. TIppy got a picture of her one day while she accidently dropped a dollar bill and it blew with the wind:
We were goin to kick it and talk to her and buy some candy bars or sumthin but the mean dickhead supe told us to get back to work. I told him we were havin serious conversashuns and we still had one minute left on our lunch break. He said he heard everything about our stupid talk and with North Korea about to blow up the world and Iran goin bizerk all we got to talk about was Nice Ass. I said yeah. And? He said we might as well talk about Jon and Kate too. I said who? He said shut up and nevermind. he wasted our minute. We went back to work and didnt talk becuz the onlly ass we see at work looks like this:
Seriuos Decishuns for you!!!
Who got tha best booty?
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it sucks but thats reality.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha Raider I am speechless hahahahahaha. Thumbs up baby!!!
butts up!
Can't trust a big butt and a smile. Why did you have to show crack?! I am with LM that just ruined it for me. I already saw one crack this morning it was way too early too.
think if you had to work with it all day. depressing.
Just say no to crack!
it kills.
crack is good
as long as its on a female butt.
I'm a crack ho and I'm proud!
cool. I like crack ho's.
MM, that picture and that comment are perfect together!! LOL!!'
rf - you know we love you for taking only your assigned brakes and lunches to discuss this important stuff, and thank you for sticking up for Grama. He deserved to loose a tooth - kinda like a public service!
I'd punch apocalypto again.
LOLOLOL!......Bet Tippy he can't lift a 12 pac with his tool. There was a guy from Hungary that carried 3..... 5 gal. buckets....the middle one on his Cheney! I bet a case that Tippy can't lift Beyonce with his tool! Hey...that should be an olympic sport! The Dickathalon?
WOW...Thanks! I am in the ranks of J-Lo, and kim....funny I am latina and part armenian too... Extra better ghetto booty! But really the taco truck lady ? =) YOU ARE SO SILLY!!!!
@ Tom- you sound like you know of these seriuos conversashuns. I will take your bets! whats a george bush by the way?
pachuca- taco lady brings the goodies and the booty.
That JJ got one fine caboose....I'd drop a dollar just to watch Raider.....BTW...can you lend me a dollar? Glad to see you ain't dead.
Why thank you R Blue...nice to know my ASSets are appreciated!
@ R Blue- sometimes we ask for the cactus cooler drinks. we know she keeps those at the bottom of the ice chest.
W is right behind the Cheney!
@ Tom you know it!
what the hell are you talking about "W is right behind the Cheney?"
That JJ...does she have a nice rack too? If it's the one I'm thinkin about it's as fine as her caboose.....and looks ain't bad either. what's Cheney's first name JJ?
Maybe we should just jack this hub JJ...Raider's been away for a while....
Seems Korea wants to see lot's of butts flying...:O)
woo hoo....love that last one....
If they ain't careful G-Ma...it'll be their own!
OH I get it...
LOL... Thanks R Blue! It took me awhile to get it.
Always glad to help out JJ. :-)
=) Always helping your fellow hubber ey? Or only when they are HOT! LOL j/k
Well I sure hope so...in the mean time what see is what we get...:O)
The hotterer they are the more helpfuller I am.....you must be psychic!
ha ha ha =)
Glad to see you in a better mood tonight JJ....how U feelin?
sad and blue...having some problems. Check out my new hub and you will understand. =(
Awww...poor baby....wish I could help...will check out your hubs now. Don't like to see you upset.
Plumbers union meeting?
Paper Moon.....how could you make a crack like that???
Well raide you dropped a great turd here. 'Cept for that crack at the end, that's a pile! JJ is just too hot now ain't she. I eat her tacos anytime and ring her bell too.
ha ha ha! Oh my god....I am at a loss for words and thats pretty bad coming from my big mouth!
cool.
LMAO! :D Raider sometime back I head that Lopez got herself stuffed to make her behind look ...ummmm .... you know 'seriuos'.
probably but she eats a lots of rice and beans too.
That's some serious talk you guys got going on. Lemme know if you're lucky enough to score with Beyonce, so you can owe me something too! ;)
J-lo's butt is natural as is is mine and kimmy's we can't help it we have ghetto booty's.....its all the food we eat in the concrete jungle....remember " a moment on the lips...forever on the hips"
What a better subject when the world is going to blow up tomorrow. Gots to have your priorities straight.
why is everyone so worried about blowing up? GOD would not let everyone die now would he? =)
yeah ... and nuts too.
Eat drink and be merry! Nobody's gonna blow up nobody. It's all strut and no gut! I hope.
Yeah...I hope so too~
cool.
Raider don't let the super catch you hubbin...you gonna get fired....it ain't even lunch time there
In two minutes it will be.
Hmph! you still here???
I added a poll.
@ Pest- R u coming back or jus visiting?
LOL - if the world is going to be blown up then it is a good time to talk about ass. ... Actually it is always a good time to talk about ass!
true. betta grab some while you can.
not that last one tho - I'll hold out for something betta!
cool.
Your riight us dudes do talk alot women quit a bit esppically when walkin through the mall... On the oter hand if ya'll are bored then check out some of these sites dudes www.playandsearch.com & www.dldirectory.com
cool.
raider fan your imence come to my page sometime mate
Yeh, very cool
hope u guys voted.
Sneaky....slipping a pole in last minute....guess that's what you want to do to Beyonce huh? I voted for the Taco Truck Lady.....she promised me a free peek.
Hell Yeah!
That damn supe! You shouldn't outta let him stand in the way of you and the taco lady! That shit's real.
I know but he's a playa hater.
What's up with the blue balls?
how sad
BANNED AGAIN!
I just saw it before I could sign in. hmmm Too much I reckon. Now ya know how far not to go.
fuck 'em. I'm a target, gotta come up with a different strategy on when to post.
It's a legitamate health condition...geez
Ha! But anyways, it only makes them look worse.
maybe it was the chicks kissing that got their panties riled up. but it was such an intentionally blurry pic!
You said you had a new Hub Raider which way do I go? Jajjajajajaaja. Oh those fuzzy pics, oh they are damn good, you need to enter them in a competition,HELL YEAH.
Love you Raider !
Interesting title
sup
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It's all fiction, right? Besides you left out Halle Berry (serious beauty)
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I think it is sad how woman are treated, and talked up about. Its not right. They are Gods beautiful creators.
I think it is sad how woman are treated, and talked up about. Its not right. They are Gods beautiful creators.
How Ironic, they are at last rejoined : )
I still love this....RF....RF ...hey RF! echo :)
I sure miss "Hell Yeah"s on my hubs :(
Miss you....
Laughing Mom says:
5 months ago
Everything was fine till I had to see that last picture.