Sexy Moroccan Arab Women to be Bar-Coded for Convenience

Morocco, also known as the Kingdom of Morocco, is a country located in North Africa with a population of nearly 32 million has announced that it intends to bar code all sexy women under the age of 32 and over the age of 18 for the convenience of those who wish to scan them under a bar-code scanner and discover information about them quickly and easily so that they can then proceed to either ask the woman for a date, or not waste time pursuing a woman who, while she may be wearing a bikini and looking very hot, would prefer to read a Russian novel rather than going out on the town or indulging in orgiastic events in Morocco's notorious dens of vice.

Idris ibn Abdallah, a spokesman for Moroccan governmental policy, said in a press conference yesterday:

"We are hoping all the sexy women of Morocco will comply with the new law and register themselves, their interests, hobbies,pastimes,peccadilloes,sexual preferences,personal statistics (height,weight,bra-size etc.) with the Moroccan National Census before the beginning of the new year so that we can then begin our program.

The program consists in simply stamping an indelible bar-code on the women, probaby on their butts where they won't interfere too much with their appearance. This will be a painless procedure and will make the woman accessible to bar code scanning by any man (or woman) who wishes to find out fast and easy if the woman herself is 'fast and easy' or conservative and uninterested.

We hope this will be the first of many such initiatives to increase the level of happiness in the Kingdom and smooth out the age old dating conundrum: 'will she or won't she?' as well as increasing the ever-important tourism in Morocco.

Idris ibn Abdallah ended the news conference by branding a young lady with his bar code press, a handy, portable printer that can be carried around the streets and applied to the booty area of all Moroccan women.