Sexy Photos of Balding Yellow Toothed Man
67Sexy!!!Photos!!!Hot!!! .........................HUB Score?
I'm always trying to improve. Because I have a big ego, I'd like to get featured more often on Hubpages and raise my score. I figure one of the best ways to learn is to copy those who are more successful at the task, So I go to HUBpages and see that sexy photos of this or that often get featured.. I've seen one Hubber have three featured sexy Hubs simaltaneously. That's what I want. I want to be featured, I want to raise my score.
Look at my HUBBING, I suck. Scores in the 50 - 60's, once in a blue moon, low 70's. BOOOOOOOO. I want 99's baby. Enough of this goodness and ending racism stuff, that doesn't get HUB points, That goody-goody crap is boring, Makes me look like a ^%$## know it all, pain in the ass. Sexy pictures, that will make me a star .... and get Hub points.... I'm in. I can do sexy.
Below please find sexy pictures of balding, yellow toothed, hairy back American male. If you look close you'll see sensual beauty mark below right ear lobe. Notice the double chin in this photo ... if you order the entire collection you'll receive the never before seen triple chin. shot.
These photos are part of our Invisable American Male series. For autograph copies please call our HOTLINE 1-555-SEXY-MAN, that's 1-555-SEXY-MAN.
Watch my HUB Score rise like your temperature ... baby. SEXY!!! PHOTOS!!! HOT!!!
HOT!!! SEXY!!! Order Now!!!
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SolarShingles,
Thanks mate. I knew the offer of that triple chin shot would put HUBBERS over the edge :) Have a great day. - David
Yep, the triple chin shot did it for me! :) :) :) Great hub!
This is a funny parody on the sexy hot hubs-since I can see you too have a great sense of humor please join in the fun at http://hubpages.com/forum/topic/5197?page=2#post50 be featured in the upcoming 2008 Sexy Hot Hubber Pics hub.We need your sexiest pic!( full dress please...lol)Great hub and I'm a fan!
Very creative hub. I enjoy your take on this one.
Dude, the "hairy back" did it for me... Hilarious! I'm still chuckling. And there are MANY who agree with exactly what you're saying. I just (right before reading yours) read a hub by Stooge complaining about this very thing, but yours is WAY funnier.
You're a "sexy bitch" and you've got my vote!
Jama, Dorsi, Sweetie, Constant ... I'm glad you enjoyed the sexy pics:) If you like what you see now, you'll love the holiday calendar we're putting together. HOT!!! - David
Can I order mine in advance?
I swear, if you actually put one together, I'll buy that sucker just to see the joke through.
LOL - this one is already at 74 score! :-)
At the moment that I was reading your Hub, Google had placed an add for "Hot Black Lesbians" on it. I was wondering how "sexy bald yellowed toothed men" fit into that catagory? I guess the operative word is simply "sex." You have surely proven that sex sells! lol
I'm dying here! It would be fun to put "Hot Black Lesbians" in the tags and see what Google comes up with.
hilarious...
this funniest part are the Google Ads that pop up saying "Eczema Photos" right next to "Sexy Singles"...
This couldn't get any more ironic...
Oh, and P.S. to Constant Walker..there is nothing wrong with a "Hot Black Lesbian!"
LOL Of course not, but you've got to admit, the context is funny.
waiting for the holiday calendar ROTFL
I think you are sexy...
Well, thanks, Uninvited, but this is 516Ads' time. I know! ...Just kidding. Robie IS sexy, or that picture is, anyway. Is that you, Robie?
Maybe I'm over sensitive about this ..... but I'm tired of people just interested in me for my sexiness .... I'm more than just a pretty face, you know .... Why can't people just appreciate me for my mind, instead of my hairy back and chins?
Sexy people need to speak up .... and as long as their going to, they might as well say something smart ...
LEARN - Lets End All Racism Now
Now that's a calendar, naked or clothed ... sexiness from all cultures and colors ... LEARN ..... I'd bare all for that one:)
See what you've gotten yourself into?! You're just going to have to live with being an object of sexual desire... a piece of meat, to be used and then thrown away...
No one ever taking the time to notice the caring sensitive man inside... the thinking artiste, the feeling human being!
Great take on the sleazy hubs which have become a nuisance. Can I put this hub's link in a hub of mine which raised the sleazy hubs issue last week? I am not sure if you have gone through the hub.
http://hubpages.com/hub/Online-photo-galleries-on-
Probably your great humorous style could show some sense to people who could not understand my monotonous, unassuming writing. Let me know (By the way, you get a thumbs up and I am on my way to your fan list. Superb job!)
I mentioned this hub over at the 2008 "Hot Hubbers" thread. Looks like they're all here now making a nuisance of themselves :-)
Stooge, I liked your "monotonous, unassuming" hub very much, and have told several others how cool it was...
David, you are hilarious! and, your up to an 88! I love the third funny face photo! Who's the girl, is she family?
You're also on the front page (last I checked, anyway) of the "Hot" list.
David! I love this! So funny :) I happen to really enjoy your quality goody-goody, give peace a chance hubs too, though, so don't give them up!
Stooge, Eric, Constant, Chris, Amy
Thank you for your kind words ... whoever knew I was such a sex symbol. I was going to get my teeth whitened ... no freaken way. Playgirl's calling.
Check out the centerfold ... talk about HOT!!!
http://hubpages.com/hub/Is-Hubpages-kidding-me
That's the spirit, 516Ads! Why mess with perfection? :)
Your numbers are falling! Hey you actually look like Dustin Hoffman...what a minute, Dustin is that you? LOL
The parody fabuolous. The humor ingenious.
But what really did it for me (and made me give you a thumbs up) is the striking resemblance to Michael Lohan.
tee...hee....
Very Funny! I like your style!......Is the sensual beauty mark dressed in Blue!?
;)
Jama, Violette, Two Hand, Compu .... wheeeew .... it's getting HOT!!!! in here .... can't wait for my next photo shoot .... sizzling pics ....
Pics of you next to a HOT grill in a SEXY barbecue apron, perhaps? My heart is aflutter with anticipation!
BIG POP in views today .... the sexy man is getting some PR ... stay tuned .... on Father's Day I tell you .... you can't keep a balding yellow toothed dad down, watch out!!! :)
516Ads,
You have tons of hair... I wish I was balding like you. Great hub, made me laugh.
sschilke
SSchilke, I see you started a HUBbub w/ your SEX HUB ... good one .... welcome to HUBpages .... sorry you came in to such an introduction. Very babyish. I'll say this, anyone looking for sex on the internet can go to a lot better places. As I keep repeating, if people want a great writing site ... write great stuff.
I look forward to reading your future HUBS. - Thanks, David
Where have I been? How did I miss this? Hope my 'thumbs up' helps build the long tail of this hub! GREAT :) BUT...yea...the SEXY title...I've been known to go for it myself just to see if it helps! Why do sexy photo galleries get so much attention on the HOT hubs feature?
Desert, I was getting ready to pull the plug on this one. I figured they found another yellow toothed balding hottie and my sexy days were done :( Thanks for taking it off life support :) - David
I just wanted to bump this to the top of the pile. i know it is late so I will do it again tomorrow as well. Funny stuff! i just published a masturbation Hub. I originally started with the idea that I was going to promote the Hub with sex and more sex,,,but it morphed a bit and i made fun of myself more than anything.
solarshingles says:
2 years ago
Very nice, mate! I like your confidence and the story! I voted fore you, as well.