Sexy Beast
78Why are female dogs refer as bitch and cats as pussy? Thanks to animal instincts, people had started to developed the same behavior and names of these sexy beast! Not to mentioned from my previous hubs, a lot of folks were sure acting like animals. I am one myself, for being such a pussy to put up with it. I went through a little research on wikipedia.com for the true facts behind these odd names...
Female Dog=Bitch
This term bitch is suppose to associate with female canines. But lately its becoming a very popular term for a lot of mean women. Especially in the 1980's in the Soap Oprah show called Dynasty.
The word bitch is also commonly used as...
- Son of a bitch
- Life's a bitch
- Bitch-slap
- Bitching
In poker
Common situations in poker where another player has "drawn out," or managed to defy probability and defeat them with a previously weaker hand, is occasionally referred to as "getting bitched."
To have the "bitch end" of a hand in poker is to have the weaker version of the same hand as another player. This situation occurs especially in poker games with community cards.
In hearts
In the game of Hearts, the queen of spades (worth thirteen points alone) is referred to as "the bitch" or the "Black Bitch". The latter nickname has evolved into an alternative name for the game itself.
Cats=Pussy
Thanks to AEvans hub on pussy, this was brought up. Pussy Cats is an album by Harry Nilssen released in 1974. It was produced by John Lennon during his "Lost Weekend" phase. It was later used in the movie called Josie and the Pussycat. And now a great sexy band called the Pussy Cat Dolls (PCD)
Rooster=Cock
The rooster, also called a cock or chanticleer is the male chicken. The term cock came from the old English version. Why? I dunno, they probably had a lot of big cock fighting back then. Or from the fact that they are the loud cocks that wake you up every morning just a cock a doodle doo away. You can't hit the snooze button back then, but you can sure shoot'em.
Male=Buck
What would you rather be the female deer, doe, that bares one or two big oh babies, or the male deer, buck, who likes to $#% and have its life cost more than a buck. This just got me singing....Do ra mi fa so la...doe, a deer a female deer.
Donkey=Ass
The male donkey is refer to as a jack while the female is refer to as jenny. Why jenny? I never heard of that before? But you got to admit, its okay to sing a song about ass in church.
Other uses for the word ass:
- Someones ass can be, big, fine, nice, and tight.
- Jackass
- dumbass
- Kickin ass
I know there's gotta be more use to this word than this?!
Horse=Stud
Well, the male horse gets the name stud, while the female is refer to as a mare. And nowadayz, a stud is considered a really hot guy. You know what I'm talking about ladies.
other terms for studs:
Stud may refer to:
- Stud, an animal retained for breeding
- Stud farm, a property where livestock are bred
- Shirt stud, a small ornamental button
- Screw, a threaded fastener
- the interlocking circular piece of a LEGO brick
- Stud earring for pierced ears
- Cleat shoe, a protrusion on the bottom of a shoe to provide extra grip
- Shoe stud, a traction device used on the bottom of horse shoes
- device inserted in an automobile tire tread for added traction
- Wall stud, a vertical member within a light-frame construction wall
- Wheel stud, a bolt on which an automobile tire rests
Cow=Bull
An intact adult cow is called a bull. A younger one is called a mickey in Australia. A virgin female is called a heifer. I can go on with this cattle breed, but heck we all know the term of using B.S when were pissed off. Or if you hit the middle dot of a dart board, its considered as sa bullseyes. But if someone calls you a heifer, well, it sounds much better than a bitch to me.
Pig=Hog
Pigs are referred as hogs, swine and boars. I just like the word pig itself without all the other technical terms. I'm sure everyone loves to pig out or hog all the snacks some time in their life!
Here's something stupid to do, spell pig backward and admit ya gotta pissed.
The Peacock and Peahen
Rabbit=Hare
There are numerous breeds of rabbit! No wonder they had to use the other name hare to distinguish it from the rest. We're not talking about jackrabbits but korean hare, european hare, africa hare, etc.
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Hahaha oh May oh May here I am laughing again. Those pics are just the coolest out, well done really.
funny as hell!
Love the pix, May...you've done a great job of matching them to the copy!
I can't believe they allow such provocative pics around here
May, your picture of the two bucks on the doe is hilarious!
mayhmong you are too funny ! Those pictures are something else !
Love your choice of pictures. Very revealing. Funny way to make us think about words and expressions we use
ah i love your twisted humor! keep sharing!
And btw, is that some Japanese invention on your head (avatar)? :D
Yeah, nothing wrong with talking about cocks, ass, pussys, and bitches in this hub. Thanks everyone for dropping in!
BTW, that's not a picture of the real me as a profile picture. I just couldn't get my cat head back on....
May, You can always make me laugh! I love your humor and I love the pictures, LOL!
I didn't think you come here because of your kids?
No, they only see what I write. LOL, I doubt if they follow me around!
Loved this...LOL....great work! :)
Why, thank you.
This is great, I love it!
Tom, you're hilarious!
good picture
Thought this was the real thing? Well, it is for now
Now this is hilarious, luv the pics and thanks for the education on some of those sexy words.
They should of included this in sex education, ya?
Ha, ha! Say, that girl with the horse head is kinda cute! Can you introduce me?
Sure thing. Neighh...
Clever way of getting rid of a few frustrations.
Yeah, I can name a few.
Holy crap! I almost have over 1,000 view on this lame hub?!
it's kind of joke, funny pcture.
Thought I show off the real meaning behind the scene.
naughty girl you. haha I love that about you pussycat May. we need a chat again
Have you heard the story about the man who tried to bring his pet chicken with him to a movie? When he asked the ticket seller for two tickets the ticket seller asked him who the second ticket was for. The man replied that it was for his pet chicken and held the bird up. The ticket seller said, "Sorry, we don't allow animals or birds in the theater."
So the man left and went around the corner where he stuffed the bird in his pants, returned, bought a ticket and went into the movie theater where he took a seat beside two women.
Before long the chicken began to be restless so the man unzipped his pants and allowed the chicken to stick his head out for a breath of fresh air.
The woman seated next to the man elbowed her friend and said "Look! The man next to me has unzipped his pants!" Her friend shrugged and continued watching the movie and commented, "So what. If you've seen one you've seen 'em all," whereupon the first woman replied "But this one's eating my popcorn!"
Walrus, what chat are you talking about??? Or did we ever chat before???
Norbert, you need to write a hub about that incident! Call it, My pet chicken Bokchoy.
i enjoyed that !
Glad ya did! Where have you been?
Brilliant!
Whatcha doing Green Lotus? You like my sexy hubs? ;)




























mayhmong says:
7 months ago
Thanks cindyvine! I forgot to add the comment box?! My internet was slow and kinda crashed at work. So there, its fix.