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Shiyya Offers Acid Reflux Cure by Bottling Her Kisses!

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By evemurphy

The sexy Indian movie star who goes by Shiyya, is moving in on the bottled-water market by starting a company that will produce, of all things, bottled kisses--her kisses to be exact.

Shiya has researched the problem of acid reflux, having had acid reflux many times in her life, from eating too much curry and hot sauces on her foods, and she says that this gave her great motivation to seek a cure for acid reflux.




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Shiyya came upon a solution quite by accident. As she explained to me in an interview in Bangladesh in her posh flat where she lives with her father and mother and three shitzus who she considers her 'babies', Shiya said:

"Well you know my papa had acid reflux for many years and I think I inherited it from him. We would eat our meal and then sit around the dinner table burping for hours and wishing there was a cure for it.

Then, one day, I noticed by little shitzu 'Istanbully' had heart burn too, and so I kissed him out of compassion, and noticed his burping stopped. So then I tried it on Papa and his burping stopped. Then I ran out the door and found everyone I could who had heart-burn and kissed them and they all said it stopped on the spot!

So I found a chemist and paid him to bottle my kisses for me.  He merely extracted what he called 'the kissability dna' from my blood and put it into his secret formula.  Now we sell my bottled kisses for the world and cure acid reflux everywhere!"

Shiyya says she is very happy to have found such a simple cure to this irritating disease of the gastro-intestinal type, and now many people will be able to eat hot chillies, pizza with pepperoni and even their wive's cooking.

World peace will surely follow.



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