Should I have a vasectomy, should I have a vasectomy I kept repeating to myself, jeez would I have the balls to go through with it. I had no choice, it was either have the vasectomy or do without sex. A pain in the lower regions for a few weeks or doing without sex for a long time, hmmm deff a no contest, I would get the vasectomy operation.

But unlike a few friends no way was I going to be awake during the vasectomy operation, I was going to be knocked out during it. Like if you are a guy hands up if you wanna be looking down and seeing someone with a scalpel at your privates. No way was I gonna be.

I had to make sure the vasectomy was done by the best hospital, I didn't want any cock ups, no way was I going to be a right dick. So I got my Doctor to make me an appointment with the Hospital and both me and my wife were called for an interview. The Doctor pointed out that once you had the vasectomy you could if you changed your mind have a reverse vasectomy years later but they couldn't say it would work 100 percent. I wasn't listening anyway, no way would I have that operation twice.

So he also said I was young to be having the  vasectomy operation which of course made me smile. I stopped smiling though when he sent me to a room to give a sample of sperm. A really pretty lil redhead nurse came in and was holding the bottle. Naturally all types of thoughts ran through my head about how my sperm was getting in the bottle but she just pulled the curtains and told me to hurry up. I hate being hurried doing that, kinda spoils it, doncha think.

Anyways a few weeks later the letter dropped though the door and I was to have my vasectomy operation done in 2 weeks time. I got a bit nervous because i know a guy who got it done and he got an infection and his testicles grew to the size of a mellon, kinda made him stand out though. Still he was a dirty bugger who rarely washed down there wheras I am a clean cut kinda guy, I would be alright. but I thought into myself, once they cut the tube how does the sperm still come out, would I be spermless?

I was taken into the Hospital at 8am, the vasectomy operation was to be at 10am and I was allowed to go home at 3pm, a short and I hope a painless operation. Yet again like my heart operation the nurse arrived with the damn razor and they shaved the nether regions for me. I can never understand the female shaving craze these days down there, for me it damn well itched for weeks afterwards.

But then I was put on the operating table and given the injection in my hand to knock me out for my vasectomy , I lay there as he said count to 10, 1, 2, 3, and wham I was out cold and next thing I know I am waking up in the hospital bed. I look at the clock and notice it is 11:15, it took just over an hour for the operation and I wasn't feeling any pain. I lifted the blankets and had a peek down to see the aftermath of a vasectomy. Jeeez thank god it was still there but it had a bandage on the side of it and just a bit of blood was showing. I was now no longer able to make babies, the vasectomy had robbed me of my fertility. The video above to the right shows the actual operation, not mine like !!

Once I got home it was basically having a bath or so everyday to avoid infection plus I was walking like a damn penguin. Then as I took the bandage off I saw my testicles were both now coloured black as was half my penis although the bruising had actually left half my penis a nice pretty rainbow colour of yellow, blue and black. I kinda thought it looked sexy but to touch it felt like a mule had kicked me in the nuts.

Time passed and it all healed up and I had to go back to the hospital to make sure the vasectomy operation was a success. They needed yet another sperm sample and I was beginning to feel like a tosser, ya know. So yet again the pretty little nurse took me to the room and as I filled the bottle I thought of her, hey I am a man, one has to visualise ok. So I asked her for her mobile number and as I was walking out of the hospital she slipped a piece of paper into my hand. As I got outside and the cold air hit my face I opened it and read it " get real you pervy old fart". Oh well !!

A week later a letter fell though the letterbox from the hospital, congrats on your vasectomy, you are now infertile or words to that effect. Do I regret getting a vasectomy at an early age, nah not really I had my daughter plus I hate kids, never liked the buggers since i was a kid and went to school with them, plus having the vasectomy meant I didn't have to use damn condoms anymore, tis like having a bath with a raincoat on. I was now free to have unprotected sex, well unless I was going to pick up a bit on the side, but would I, after all I am way too shy and nice.