I bring you greetings from Myrtle Beach.

The surf is cool upon my feet.

I send regards from me to each

and all my friends as I go to eat.

Shrimp and crab upon my plate

A sauce delight for all time

Hunger calls. I can not wait

A flight of flavor and all is mine.

And now I rest my weary head

For the best of day I offer this

My lovely wife will share my bed

Giving to me a lingering kiss.