Everyone needs a pick-me-up now and again. Today, I thought that for my 100th hub, I would give all of you a pick-me-up by finding some silly things people have said. We all know people have said stupid things before... we had President George W. Bush as our Commander in Chief for the last eight years. So I hope these quotations give you a giggle. 

• "Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do." -Ronald Reagan.... Now I am apologizing to all Republicans out there but this is another confirmation that Republican presidents are idiots. (Reagan is my most hated president so I am slightly biased.)
• "I can see clearly now the brain has gone"- Anon... enough said. Without the brain people wouldn't be doing much seeing at all!
• "I'm going to live forever, or die trying."- Joseph Heller (Catch 22) Picture someone saying this in a mad scientist voice, "Muhahaha I HAVE FIGURED OUT THE WAY TO LIVE FOREVER, BUT YOU MIGHT DIE IN THE PROCESS!"
• "I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup." -Jerry Seinfeld... This poses an interesting question. Do dyslexics get more out of alphabet soup than the rest of us because they can see words that aren't physically put together? 
• "There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera dive." -Josh Groban... This is true. You must belt out whatever you are singing. I heard my brother humming in the shower earlier and that was simply not permitted. He should have been rocking out like he had a whole crowd watching him. Although, it might be weird for him to have a whole crowd watching him singing naked....
• "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder." -Anon... Oh how alcohol makes everyone look so attractive.