Six Packs, Heck, Real Men Have Kegs
60Its Raining Men
This is dedicated to all the hubbers out there with "Its Raining Men"
Make sure you see the video at the end, it is the funniest!
Look At These Kegs!
Guys are always bragging about their 6-packs. Heck that's nothing, look at these kegs!
I found a blog on why women should appreciate fat men.
Fat men tend to be more faithful to their wifes. The are less likely to mess around, attend brothels, and call sex lines. They general are more attended to their mates.
The thinner dudes are more likely to make advances on other women and have women hitting on them.
FFA (and I am not talking about farmers) which stands for female fat admirers are growing in numbers. They find the overweight men funner to be around and also more attentive to them. You may also know them as tubby chasers.
Besides, who knows better eating establishments. Skinny men are always watching their weight and do not like to eat in good food restaurants. They want to take their girls out to the high cost - high fasion restaurant to impress, so that they may get some action later that night. Like I always say, you want to find a good restaurant, ask an overweight man.
Women want men who will keep them warm at night. Just like Elvis sang, "Let Me Be - Your Teddy Bear"
Women like to cook for their men. Momma's not happy until her man takes seconds! Because, every women know, the way to a man's heart his through his stomach!
And don't forget, women get suspicious that her man may be fooling around when he starts losing weight.
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Lol very funny. I have this theory that when a man grows a beer belly, he uses up all his extra skin so there's not much left for his...er...other part, so that's why fat men have tiny thingies.
Ha ha...cindy, your comment is hysterical!!! I always thought the same thing!! Either that, or the fat has spread around it, and the rest of it is hidden inside somewhere, kind of like that expanding foam stuff that spreads around a pipe. This was a fun Hub!! All jokes aside, I have dated some heavier men, and they are generally sweeter, funnier, and kinder. Not always the case, though!!!
OMG! mmm... not convinced yet... very valid reasons but... :-§
A good laugh to start the day (and a diet LOL)
G-Ma J, Thank for stopping by.
Cindyvine, and Anne Marie, oh how your theory can be proven wrong, pretty fast. You think it is all skin? Well, I can't more.I
Princessa ,I am glad you had a good laugh. Your girls asked for this one!
Keep on Hubbing!
Awww.... I was always told..a belly is "a shed over a worn out tool"..... :O) :O)
hilarious, I should have sent my own picture to post
Too funny! I would have been pissed, but would have had a good sense of humor about it (the Car wash) I think...or maybe not.
G-Ma J, no its ya always put a roof over fine cars and toys,
Oh Toad, toads have shot glasses sizes, wouldn't work here
And The Captain, Yes, it was a good set up, I laughed a lot when I found this video.
Thank you all for hubbing by,
Keep on Hubbing!
What ever trips yer trigger.
Too funny! I prefer my beer in a bottle though, thanks.
I linked this to my hubmob hub, I hope you approve.
eovery, very funny! And you present a sound argument for men with keggers. I think I'm sold! :D
CC, thanks for stopping by, this was in response the the women's hubs on 6-packs, that they were all drueling over the young men.
Randy B. I would like to make the hubmob hubs, lets see.
Pam, welcome to the FFA org.
Yes eovery, i know what you're saying. It's all in the eye of the beholder. no prob. whatever you desire. good hub and have fun now, happy easter to you charlie
Thanks, Charlie.
Keep on Hubbing!
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G-Ma Johnson says:
8 months ago
I saw this b4 but it is still so funny...I like a man with some meat on him...but not a keger... muscles are nice too....nighti night and Happy Easter...G-Ma :O) Hugs