A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.

I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The

blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in

and shows him where she has the puzzle pieces spread all over the table. He

studies the pieces for a moment, looks at the box, then turns to her and

says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to

assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand

and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and

then...." He sighed........."Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the

box.......

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what, we're going to be the first on the sun! The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"

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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The blonde driver turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde explore Native Island. They get attacked by Natives. The Natives say, "We need your skin to make our boats, so either we kill you, or you can kill yourselves with honour." The girls of course chose to kill themselves with honour, so the Natives show them a plate of weapons.

The brunette takes a knife, "I just want every one of you to know that I love my boyfriend very much." And she falls dead.

The redhead takes a dagger, "I just want every one one of you to know that I was about to graduate." And she falls dead.

The blonde goes to the dinner table and takes a fork. She stabs herself all over once, "I just want everyone to know that your boat is going to leak!"

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