....Foreplay Technique
74Making HOT love ,because its Wednesday!
its time for business and a comical take on how the genders communicate the serious art of foreplay and making love,is business time.
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Making Love Is Business Time...
Its Concentrated Love...
Something Sexy For The Ladies ... (and The Guys I suppose)
Its been a long day ,the suns been beating down all day, sending the temperatures soaring. Its so hot, I can barely think.The kids are cranky,the cars low on gas,I forgot the dog food (again) and soon everyone will want dinner, but I haven't even been to the supermarket yet. I know that somewhere out there every woman can relate to this scenario. It happens more often than not ..
Foreplay Tips.
Almost dinner-time, My brilliant idea to get mere male to grill some burgers ,while I whipped up a salad (loosely translated is just washed lettuce,since one kid doesn't like tomatoes , the other no dressing anyway) but saying I made a salad somehow makes it look like I have gone to some effort . It really is a fool-proof way to keep man,boys and beast outside and out from under my feet in the kitchen.
Isn't it wonderful that men like simple things like fire and water and dogs and topics surrounding those subjects.
- Fire-grill-heat-burn off-explosion-energy
- Water-put out fire-fishing-river-ocean-more fishing-fireman of course combines the two elements ,better still !
- Dogs-deep bass sounds ( identifies)-doesn't talk back-obeys on command-uncluttered communication-confidence-assertive-doesn't like to bathe ( added that in to see if you were still reading)
Yes ,everyones mood has stabilised, mum lays the picnic table with cups and plates and chips to nibble, children play , dog sleeps, burgers grilling, then it happens ....
The Look
Mere male peers across the coals in his man cave ,checks out the woman and gives her one of those longgggg slowwwww looks......as if to say .....hmmmm....flames good , meats perfect i still got it in me ! oh yea....looks back to the women ,she returns his smile quickly ,as she continues to organise the table ,answer an inquisitive four year old, check a teenager for his attitude.....BUT the man knows..........the woman understands whats really going on ,because tonight is ........Business Time.............
Comedy Clip Offering Hot Tips..
Knowsss What youuu Really Want....
Hilarious Mating Rituals--- Quick Test To See If Youre a Left or Right Side Thinker!
- The 15 Most Bizarre Animal Mating Rituals | Cracked.com
The 15 Most Bizarre Animal Mating Rituals. And you thought your parents had weird sexual habits. Did you know for example the earwig has two penises!!, like a spare Check out Mr Hippo's sexy mating ritual, oh dear! - The Right Brain vs Left Brain test | PerthNow
The Right Brain vs Left Brain test ... do you see the dancer turning clockwise or anti-clockwise? Let me know what you see , I wonder if their is any difference between males and females? Pretty Cool
Foreplay Techniques Wednesdays
So now ladies our deepest ,naughtiest secrets have been exposed, but you have been forewarned , guys can read those subliminal messages, like when you say you're tired ,you might go to bed , decoded really means its , its,...Business time.
Babies napping, and you think you might just read that favourite book for half an hour ,your man knows that means its ,its...Business Time
Mother-in-laws just left,you kick of your shoes,let out a sigh ,flash your man a smile and he knows what that means. its....Business Time
Changed the bedsheets, stepped out of fragrant bubble bath,relaxed and at [peace with the world ..ahhh...serenity time , no, no ,no, havent you been listening ...uhuh yes, thats right....its
Business ,its Business Time.....
Hope you enjoyed my light-hearted look at the mating rituals of man, even if your not a fan of the 'The Flight Of The Conchords' ( video) ,I think they pretty much some up hilarious differences between the genders, and some tried and tried foreplay techniques!
To Do The Test Scroll Up To About Halfway Click Link
How Did You Do On The Left Side ,Right Side Test??
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Comments
lol ,is that before or after Pete? thankyou for your comments
I can't see how that spinning figure could ever be conceived as spinning the opposite direction.....sheesh.....hard enough to get past the boobs to see the spin. Who needs a sign .....my light's always green.
ahahaha luv ya sense of humor!!!...you saw clockwise?? wow hey thanks for commenting
It must be something to do with the primeval fire content of barbecuing!
Hi Gypsy, yes cave man genes...rrrrrgh rrrrghh...lol
This is awesome!!! BIG laughs! Loved the video too. As far as the test, first saw anti-clockwise, yet it changed to clockwise once I grasped the whole picture. very cool test.
Poor RBlue..wonder how long he stared at the spinning girl.. sigh.. I had to open this all again in a second window so I could keep listening and check out the test! Eagle.. the lead singer sounds just like a guy I was dating, new back in HS.. exactly like him, wow!! Ok, so being currently single, and no kids to feed, and cats are self feeding.. I need to find me a man.. can you find me one over there? I shall come and take delivery.. Many hugs!
Hi Jodie...lol it is funny ,but so true too ,well the test thing is we actually use both sides of our brain ,but initially we tend to begin with the dominant side first.....but R.Bblue I suspect will represent quite a;large group of males ..lmao.. I should have put a 'green' light in the voting poll......kinda cool site ...
Candie you adorable crazy american, well I know whose gotta green light , so maybe the business man is right under your nose ...lol....those guys are based in the states now too ,so maybe when they tour ill fire bubbles n flash a txt ,tell them I sent you ...lol
Oh, goody, I shall!! But, if there's a Kiwi down your way.. looking to expand his "out of the country" business, I shall make a house call!!
Eagle - Great hub! Grunt...where's my club? Ah, the good old days... :)
Really enjoyed it and look forward to more.
Hahahaha Is this what the girls talk about in the locker room? EK.. Really good hub.. really well put together .... alot in there I didn't understand but.... Why would you suggest CandieV should meet a two minute terrier? Good on ya mate ...
Great hub! Ha Ha Ha
@ Cap.Dad...some things bout the good ole days never change (thank god) lol how cool you studied NZ way back then , is only 13 hrs by plane , great flight too. See ya when ya get there.
@PD..could never tell ya what we talk about in the bathroom cuz then Id have to kill ya ..lol...but Im a bit worried bouts the bits you didnt understand...awww aint love grand ! ps who is the 2min terrier ?...thanx for stopping by too.
thelesley show ...glad ya enjoyed a laugh ,thanks for your comments..GB
Jeeeeez I thought this was gonna be all full of juicy details, just gonna have to make do with my Playboy mag ; )
Interesting hub and for the life of me I could only see that dancer dancing anti-clockwise.
@bc lmao ,sorry ,see thats what ya get for being such a scally wag!!...lol no need to ask how you did on the test then ...(gigglin)
@dwilliamson....ohhhh wow ...that is interesting! ,seriously I think its not all together scientific, but does make ya wonder a lil bit too.
WOW! You really understand men! Awesome! I love this Hub. And I majored in business. Big bidness.
That Captain is such a rude man, he really is !
woohooooo.. James ,then you reeeeally understand what its like to be on, at the top (lol) of business....an thats a wrap.. hehe
CabinG...BC's only naughty ,when that birds on his shoulder...iffn ya knows wha I mean..lol
haha this is too good!
hey thanks for reading and glad you enjoyed the laughs..lol.
Thank you for my last hub of the night. I have to go to bed now, cause I have to get up for work tomorrow. Nudge nudge wink wink. Know what I mean?
Tiii hii...loved mother in law's left...business....
hey sceptic ,thanks for the flying visit , sure glad you enjoyed the mother-in-law reference ,( chuckles).
Funny song. Sorry, I don't do testing unless it's at a clinic. ;)
This makes me want to go clubbing. With a large stick and a dog named Fido. Squirrels, watch out!
gotta support the homegrowns ,lol,crowded house,evermore, an flight of the concords, thanks for droppin in HR
GREAT fun EK! Makes me too want to get back to the good ole days - but do I need to post myself bathing to find a guy? Or can I just start a huge BarB? Oh no, not a fishnet clad Avatar???
lol..glad you enjoyed it Sem Pro, the world has gone topsy turvy in most things it seems , the wierdest becomes the normal???..whats with that ,lol
maybe they didnt get to play dress ups when they were littlies...lol,or how to catch a politician in ya net(s)...lmao
WoW! You have quite the imagination! Then again this sounds like a typical day for you! LOL
Ha ha ha...I hate to think that when I get married I'll have to use 'Business Time' look to get it on....I feel for you married people, really! Hilarious hub.
Hey success great to see you ,sorry I took so long to get here ,even my short-cuts seem to turn into a distraction for me ,lol, I have toned down my imagination ,for now lmao....
fierycj
If your good , she wont be waiting for 'the look' she will be already naked an waiting in the bedroom..haha...btw , lovely you stopped by , appreciate that! dont stay a stranger now.
nice fun hub....... now it's thursday are you sat with your slippers on watching t.v. don't overdo things
thanks brenda , nahhh it will be wednesday somewhere else , lol
Good choice of a hub to advertise on my hub page!
I love "Business Tine". I have it on CD. I got it off the internet. Just don't tell the Eagles, or Metallica or Britney. I don't need a bogus lawsuit!
It was nice waking up to you this morning!
Thanks!
Thankyou for the Kudos -and I have Flight OF The Conchords on my hub ,imagine my slapped ass!! lol, and will I be an American or a Kiwi ( New Zealander) n come out fighting spose I could always plead the 5th....its all good.
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Pete Maida says:
6 months ago
Not too many business time signs get passed me. I do have to say I am more of a pasta guy.