Starting Over At Wal-Mart

Starting over at Wal-Mart.

They’re open all night.

They’ll have what you need,

When love isn’t right.

You can get almost anything.

And the prices are great.

Starting over at Wal-Mart,

When love turns to hate.

Get some towels and sheets,

So many colors to choose.

Starting over at Wal-Mart,

When there’s no more to lose.

You might get some beer,

Toothpaste, shampoo, and soap.

These little things will help,

When you have no more hope.

You’ll need a broom and a dust pan.

They have all your house wares.

This is just the beginning,

When she no longer cares.

You’ll be shopping a while,

So choose a good cart.

You’ll be getting all new stuff

Except for that old broken heart.

You won’t know what it takes

When your heart really breaks.

You might see a friend,

Who knows your world’s at an end.

You won’t know what to do,

When it all crashes on you.

When you feel your eyes tear,

You might go back for more beer.

No, you aren’t very smart,

Starting over at Wal-Mart.