The Story of the Rainbow Poo

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By AEvans



Multi-Color What???

I recently changed dog foods just to add a little pizazz although the vet was completely against it. As humans we don't like eating the same thing over and over again so since our dogs are also our second set of kids I went completely against the grain and changed the dog food. The bag itself was colorful and it read all natural no additives added on the outside of the package. I started to feed our rambunctious Cocker Spaniels this hearty dog food and of course "Daisy" went for the green pieces and "Nazoo" went for the brown and yellow. Apparently animals sniff these flavors out as they say they are color blind but I have yet to base my opinion on that. At the beginning everything appeared the same , no change in there everyday disposal of their waste and then one day our son runs up to us, as he as always been mystified about this process and I hope that he grows out of it soon, says at the top of his lungs " Mommy look Daisy and Nazoo are pooing rainbows!!" I could not hold back my laughter as yes they were pooing rainbows bright and brilliant greens , yellows and any other color you could think of. I thank God they were not pooing blue, pink or purple. Needless to say after the bag was gone, we went back to Royal Canine and now our son says to us ," Why are they not pooing rainbows anymore, they are only pooing brown?"Who knows our son may become a Vet one day and then after he figures out what causes the change he can share the story with patients little people, and chuckle about his own little comment. Innocence through the eyes of a child is so amazing.

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Netters profile image

Netters  says:
14 months ago

That is so funny. Love it.

AEvans profile image

AEvans  says:
14 months ago

Kids certainly do say the darndest things and it will be one that I will keep and cherish for a lifetime. The joys of being a parent.:)

agvulpes profile image

agvulpes  says:
14 months ago

You have started a new fashion "Boutique Rainbow Poo" now madam would you like that in stripes or the loops. Your story is very funny. Show and tell for the kids at school?

BDazzler profile image

BDazzler  says:
14 months ago

LOL!!!

AEvans profile image

AEvans  says:
14 months ago

agvulpes, mmm I do like stripes every now and then but an occassional loop will do. hehehe!! I would have died if he would have even considered taken it to school :)

BDazzler, Yes I do have a humorous side.:) hehehe!!!

Ashley Tyler profile image

Ashley Tyler  says:
14 months ago

LOL tooo funny! Cute dogs. I wish mine would have stayed small.

AEvans profile image

AEvans  says:
14 months ago

Me too!! Daisy was about 3lbs when we brought her home and now she is 15 and Nazoo is a King Charles Cocker the med size spaniel and when we brought him home he was 8lbs and now he is 30lbs. I think we all wish sometimes that they would stay small :):)

mikeq107 profile image

mikeq107  says:
14 months ago

Well Julianna ;0) if your dogs ever went missing...they would not have been hard to find Lol

mike;0)

AEvans profile image

AEvans  says:
14 months ago

You have that right and could youimagine our son going with me? He would be telling everyone that the dogs poo rainbow:) now that would have been hilarious!!!hehehe!!

mikeq107 profile image

mikeq107  says:
14 months ago

I can poo a rainbow , poo a rainbow, I can poo a rainbow too...LOL

mike ;O)

mistyhorizon2003 profile image

mistyhorizon2003  says:
14 months ago

LOL, great hub and really made me chuckle. Kids really do say the cutest things :)

AEvans profile image

AEvans  says:
14 months ago

Mike, I believe I will teach that to our son and let him know it is from you as that is cute and he will get a laugh out of that. I am certain that he will teach all of his little buddies to, thanks for that one.:0

Misty, They certainly do and it never seems to stop .:)

Shalini Kagal profile image

Shalini Kagal  says:
14 months ago

Thanks for the laugh! Our Lab cross has his rainbow poo days too (sounds so much more sophisticated than plain 'multi-coloured' so thank your son!) Only that's because he's a bottomless dustbin and eats just about everything!!

AEvans profile image

AEvans  says:
14 months ago

You are so welcome!!! I will definitely let him know that you thanked him as he will be tickled pink, or purple or blue :)

Pianistic profile image

Pianistic  says:
14 months ago

How cute. I love that story.

AEvans profile image

AEvans  says:
14 months ago

Pianistic, Thank you as this is one that will go down in history and I plan on giving him this article so that he can see how funny it was as well. A little heirloom for him.:)

Mr Nice profile image

Mr Nice  says:
10 months ago

Hi AEvans!

You were right kids are amazing.

Why are they not pooing rainbows anymore?

I guess they are not eating rainbow any more .........hahahaha

"I'm glad I'm finally eight. This is the oldest I've ever been in my entire life!" -- By an 8 year old kid.

"Why don't you get some expensive money?" -- 3 year old daughter, when told by her mother that she could get a small toy but that the ones asked for were too expensive

AEvans profile image

AEvans  says:
10 months ago

Hi!!! I am glad you enjoyed and I had to dig it up from the archives and share it. :)

Mr Nice profile image

Mr Nice  says:
9 months ago

Hi AEvans,

Thanks for taking the time to find the hub for me. Kids are innocent and cute.

AEvans profile image

AEvans  says:
9 months ago

Mr. Nice: They are quite hysterical!!!!:)

jacobkuttyta profile image

jacobkuttyta  says:
3 months ago

Lol... Enjoyed reading...

AEvans profile image

AEvans  says:
3 months ago

jacobkuttyta: Funny how this one was resurrected again, thanks bunches! :)

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