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By mistyhorizon2003

I have written this hub because I know in my younger days I have had sex in some pretty odd places, and wondered if anyone else would like to share their experiences of strange places they opted to have intercourse, make love, exchange bodily fluids etc etc.

Looking back to my late teens and my twenties I tried some fairly outrageous locations with the chosen partners in my life at the time. I was young, life was fun, the thrill of sex in a public location was both exhilarating and exciting, plus I was learning all about the fun that could be had in life before the serious s**t came along!!!


Weird Places I have had Sex.....

1) In the front seat of a Vauxhall Chevette Car.

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2) In the front seat of a Mini Car!!!!! (believe me when I say this was truly NOT easy, and a bit of a squeeze to say the least!

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3) On the bonnet of a BMW car I used to own, whilst it was parked in a public car park at about midnight.... good fun, and really tested out the suspension! :) :) :)


4) In a remote field whilst lying on a load of very prickly brambles (or so I discovered too late), in the dead of night.

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5) On the back seat of a bus (in Orpington High Street, Kent), that was on its "stand time" on the bus stop in between journeys. This 'event' was with the bus driver himself when I was also a driver for the same bus company and having a fling with him at the time.

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6) On the top deck, back seat, of a double decker coach at Thorpe Parke in Kent with my ex-fiance (the coach driver). The whole coach was rocking for that one and it was great fun!!

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I am very sure there are more adventurous places than these out there, and that those of you reading this will have experienced such places yourselves. Are you brave enough to share your stories??? Let's face it, the best sex is seldom in the bedroom, but more often in the most obscure places where the danger of getting 'caught' is highest, or the atmosphere is the most unique.

I look forward to your stories...............

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Cris A profile image

Cris A  says:
9 months ago

This made me blush! And imagine! LOL

Gee, well I guess I've never been adventurous in that sense. It's always, on the bed or on the floor or in the shower, atop the kitchen table and that's just about it. LOL Thanks for sharing. This is fun :D

Btw, gorgeous avatar :D

Misha profile image

Misha  says:
9 months ago

How about in a big bush in Tashkent Zoo? It was fun :)

Oh, and btw life is still fun even at my age, so you can try something new ;)

And you changed your avatar! Not sure which one I like more - both are beautiful :)

Christoph Reilly profile image

Christoph Reilly  says:
9 months ago

Ummm...in the butt.

Tom Rubenoff profile image

Tom Rubenoff  says:
9 months ago

How big was the bush?

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mistyhorizon2003  says:
9 months ago

Hi Cris, actually it sounds as if you are fairly adventurous to me. I hope your kitchen table is pretty strong!!! As for the shower, well, tried that, and I reckon it is dangerous unless you have a rubber mat. Too slippery otherwise :)

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mistyhorizon2003  says:
9 months ago

Golly Misha, I hope that bush was outside of any of the wildlife enclosures!! Glad you like the new Avatar, still not sure which one I prefer :)

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mistyhorizon2003  says:
9 months ago

Christoph, dare I ask about your answer? Either it is really very honest, almost too honest, or there is more to your answer than meets the eye!!!

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mistyhorizon2003  says:
9 months ago

Naughty Tom, very naughty :)

Misha profile image

Misha  says:
9 months ago

LOL being eaten by wildlife was not in our plans, so yes - it was on this side of the fence Cindy :)

And the bush was big enough to more or less comfortably conceal two standing people Tom :)

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mistyhorizon2003  says:
9 months ago

LOL, I am very relieved Misha :)

Nayberry profile image

Nayberry  says:
9 months ago

I'm almost embarrassed to say, but what do you think about in the bathroom of a hospital room?  My husband was sick and needed a little cheering up.

Tootles!!!

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mistyhorizon2003  says:
9 months ago

I love this one Nayberry, I bet he felt loads better afterwards and soon recovered :) :) :)

PS. I hope he wasn't in for a Vasectomy!!!

Christoph Reilly profile image

Christoph Reilly  says:
9 months ago

No, it's a somewhat famous American story. We used to have a television show called The Newlywed Game, and the host would ask either the men or the women a sexy question, and then their spouses would come back on the stage and see if they could match the others answers, and that is how one of the ladies answered that very question on TV. It was funnier then.

As to answering for myself, mmm, I'll have to keep most of those to myself, but how about on the rooftop of my NY apartment with all the lit up skyscrapers all around. It was memorable.

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Nayberry  says:
9 months ago

No, he was in because he couldn't "use the bathroom" if you get my meaning (He was severly constipated) LOL Tootles!! Working those muscles helped though.

Tootles!!

Christoph Reilly profile image

Christoph Reilly  says:
9 months ago

I'll bet you cleared his pipes!

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mistyhorizon2003  says:
9 months ago

Wow Christoph. I wish I had seen that TV show, it must have been hysterical. I also love the idea of your NY rooftop. Sounds so sexy and very romantic, sigh..... we have nothing like that here in the Channel Islands.

Nayberry, OMG, your poor hubby. What a terrible thing to be in hospital for. I assume your actions helped, and that you had already tried copious amounts of beans, laxatives, syrup of figs etc before he went in..... :)

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Nayberry  says:
9 months ago

If I knew then what I know now, I'd have let him to all that SH** bottled up inside. He was full of it. I'm not just talking about the bodily waste either, but I have to admit that he was good for one thing. We also tried the living room of a friend's house and the conference room at a local hotel. He liked the adventure of it.

Tootles!!

mayhmong profile image

mayhmong  says:
9 months ago

I was hoping someone would admit to having sex at their in-laws, or public school or something!? But behind the bush at the zoo? Did those animals really turned them on?! XD

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mistyhorizon2003  says:
9 months ago

Thanks Nayberry, this was truly funny and enlightening info. I too have had several exes really full of s**t, so know exactly what you mean :)

Hi Mayhmong, give it time, these confessions may be yet to come. As for the zoo, well, you will have to ask Misha...............

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Trsmd  says:
9 months ago

Here are some more places you can try..

-elevator -hot-tub -under a waterfall -while you're driving (girl in lap facing driver...or not! must be done on a quiet road; best way out in the sticksto avoid too many people) -roadside park -in a tree -on a jet-ski -on a boat in a secluded cove or far from others -in the garage with the door shut, on the hood with the headlights on -in front of a window in a hotel (no one can see in most of them because they are mirrored, but you get the feel of being out in the open) best from a high floor and when it's dark and you have a great skyline view -on the kitchen table or counter -the back/front porch -the back/front yard -on a trampoline -in your office after everyone has gone home -in the rain

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mistyhorizon2003  says:
9 months ago

My God Trsmd, have you tried all of these?????

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St.James  says:
9 months ago

In Highschool ..the band room during a pep-assembly

A hot tub in a resort in jamaica

During skinny dipping in the Gulf of Mexico

On top of a pool table with a girl who's boyfriend was passed out on the couch right next to us.

Back of a movie theater

In the bathroom of a performing arts hall while Marcel Marceau was performing

In a park off of the main path

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cindyvine  says:
9 months ago

um on a picnic table on the side of the highway

in the storeroom at school with another teacher

in the baby pool in the middle of the night at a beachfront hotel in Swakopmund, Namibia

um, safest to stop there I think...

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mistyhorizon2003  says:
9 months ago

LOL St James, the pool table one is definitely the best (very brave) :) thanks for sharing!!

Cindyvine, golly, all great, u really need to ahre more of these adventures :)

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AEvans  says:
9 months ago

mmmmmm. I have been in some interesting places , in the park while there were actual people in it. In an empty house before they were completely built, and the funny thing is those people probably believed that they were the first in there. Lol:)

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mistyhorizon2003  says:
9 months ago

Great stuff AEvans, good job the people weren't moving into the house at the same time as you were " testing it out".

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AEvans  says:
9 months ago

Now that would have been something!!! *Wink*

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mistyhorizon2003  says:
9 months ago

Hmmmm, certainly would have raised a good few eyebrows I suspect :)

Amy G  says:
9 months ago

Sweet hub. Anybody who doesn't prefer sex in public places probably hasn't tried it. (Er, or not tried it correctly!)

Let's see.....

On the walkaround at the top of a water tower. That was cool.

Bronschuun Palace (sp?) in Austria. Watch out for asian tourists with cameras, and those freaky squirrels with super fuzzy ears...

In the bucket of a Gradall. (Super awesome.)

Under the Christmas tree. (Misteltoe is mere child's play)

In a canoe on a river in Florida, in the rain. (Not the easiest)

On an island off the coast of Florida. (Beware of F-15 squadron doing multiple fly-bys.)

Firetruck tailboard. (Every firefighter worth her weight in suspenders should definitely join the nozzle club once.)

Hotel balcony, 11th floor, Destin Florida. Nobody told me just how many banner planes frequent the coastline there. Thanks.

Hmmm... I'm tapping my memory bank....

OH, and CR~ The rooftop in NY thing is on my list! November will be ice cold, but probably worth it.

Christoph Reilly profile image

Christoph Reilly  says:
9 months ago

Amy G: Well, I'll try to make it but I can't guarantee anything.

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mistyhorizon2003  says:
9 months ago

Wow Amy, I reckon you are winning hands down (or should I say "knickers down") so far for unusual places. Well done :)

Amy G  says:
9 months ago

CR~ LOL! I was hoping you could recommend the scariest, highest, and best view in NY!

Tom Cornett profile image

Tom Cornett  says:
9 months ago

She was looking for tartar sauce in the frig! :)

Christoph Reilly profile image

Christoph Reilly  says:
9 months ago

Amy: Again, that would be me.

Mighty Mom profile image

Mighty Mom  says:
9 months ago

Did someone ask for public school? Yup -- that would be me (long before I was mighty MOM, of course). My high school boyfriend and I were brazen. We used to go down this small flight of stairs to an alcove in the schoolduring school hours. No one ever used that door (thank God). Being a cheerleader I was very, very flexible back then:)

Other places include in a boat locker, on a sailfish (very small, basically 1-2 person sailboat), on the football field (not on the grass, but on big blue cushions that happened to be on the field -- I think they were for pole vaulting or something). Ahhh. Memories!

mistyhorizon2003 profile image

mistyhorizon2003  says:
9 months ago

Doesn't tartar sauce go well with fish Tom???

Amy G  says:
9 months ago

CR~ Sweeeet.

Tom Cornett profile image

Tom Cornett  says:
9 months ago

Yip....but it took her 15 minutes to make us a sandwich! :)

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mistyhorizon2003  says:
9 months ago

LOL MM, just love the idea of you in the middle of the playing field on blue cushions "doing it". Brave Lady!!!

Also being a cheerleader must have advantages I suspect, (we don't have them over here).

Amy G  says:
9 months ago

MM~ Was the field at night? Because it would've been super awesome if it were in the daytime, like during gym class or something. lol!

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Mighty Mom  says:
9 months ago

Nope. the football field was at night. I think during a school dance or something. But the foyer sex was definitely during the day. A teacher or the principal or anyone could have walked down those stairs!

Oh, and here's another couple I forgot (from my "working girl" days, early 20s). On the floor of my office after first xeroxing our derrieres. Ouch -- rug burns! And at another job, on my boss' couch. No, this was not during working hours either. But I did get pregnant!

Amy G  says:
9 months ago

Souveneir? lol!

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mistyhorizon2003  says:
9 months ago

Gosh, did you keep the baby MM, and did you end up with the Dad???????

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Tatjana-Mihaela  says:
9 months ago

Ah... My suggestion is always that is nothing more natural then sex in the nature:

-in the lakes (several times)

-in the bushes (close to the lake)

-in the sea (day & night)-several times

-beach in the night

-on the small romantic island (under the olive tree),

-small meadows on the mountains are especially romantic plus I choose places when there is no hikers around at all

-small sailboat (especially nice is when wind is blowing)

-in the straw

Hm, there is more, but enough for now. Well, Cindy, I cannot wait that this winter is finally over...... many thanks for inspiration!

Thumbs up!

P.S. Compliments for your new avatar!

spryte profile image

spryte  says:
9 months ago

*dirty grin*

LOL! Okay...my list....

The roof of a 20 story office building with a police officer on duty...(I was dating him)...

On the desk of the president of an insurance company after the place had been locked up for the night....and no, it wasn't with the president of the insurance company...

Ummm...the altar of a Unitarian Universalist church. Might go to hell for that one...or mebbe not.

Against a birch tree in the middle of the woods in Vermont...

Those are probably some of the most memorable.

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goldentoad  says:
9 months ago

There was this public stairwell, the pathway from the bottom of the hill to the top, my girlfriend at the time were in the middle of a great fight, we took it the streets, I chased her, and I caught up with her as she was going down the stairs. I don't know what came over us but we were all over each other and next thing you know we were going at it on the steps in the middle of night, I don't know if anyone saw us, but I remember it all crystal clear.

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Elena.  says:
9 months ago

Hey Misty -- coming back with a splash, are you?! Laugh! Seems you tested a whole fleet of cars in your day! :-)

The comments are something else too! Guess I ought to share my bit? Hmmm. My terrace, al aire libre, that's a ...errrr...refreshing experience every time it happens. An bathroom in the airport in Madrid, a toilet in a pub... that'll do :-)

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Florida Keys  says:
9 months ago

A couple of times as the driver (both ways) of an automobile.

On the side of a sand dune with a girl I met on the bus we just got off of. (was her time of the month...but that never stopped me). Hey an idea for another questionairre.

In the front seat of a VW bug at a drive-in in Maine with a 15 year old girl.

Hammock.

Mile High Club!!

mayhmong profile image

mayhmong  says:
9 months ago

Whoa, that didn't take long for people to start feeling more comfortable talking where they do it. I wouldn't be caught dead like that in public!?

mistyhorizon2003 profile image

mistyhorizon2003  says:
9 months ago

These are hilarious everyone, keep them coming (forgive the pun) :)

Nayberry profile image

Nayberry  says:
9 months ago

I see that nobody fessed up to doing at the in-laws so I guess I'll have to bite the bullet and tell it. I have two ex-husbands and I've done it at both of my in-laws. Actually, my second husband's parents were divorced and we took a go at Mom's and Dad's houses. We also did it at his aunt's house a few times. We did it in the bathroom at his cousin's house during a birthday party once before we got married.

Aagghh! I was s wild when I was with him, but lusty hot sex is something not to be taken lightly. It's not as good as making love, but it is a close second for sure. LOL Tootles!!!

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Florida Keys  says:
9 months ago

I've been married a few times (5) and before my 3rd wife and I were married, she was living at her dad's and he was away for the weekend.....so we were in the process of christening his bed when he came home early and caught us....boy was he pissed!!!

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Mighty Mom  says:
9 months ago

LOL. Ah, the old in the bathroom during a party trick! I know that one well, too.

All this wild sex talk makes me realize how much I've actually come to appreciate the "luxury" of a bed.

I'll add this one, although it doesn't directly involve me. While away on business I was rooming with my "hot young assistant" Alexis. She was a naughty wench alright! I had turned in earlier than she after a hard night partying with your clients. I got up in the middle of the night to pee and discovered Alexis seated on the vanity in the bathroom with one of our clients in very close proximity. I had the option to join them but decided to just go and pee on the balcony instead... Some of you will no doubt disagree with this decision, but I felt it was very mature:-).

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Florida Keys  says:
9 months ago

Now that brings up a whole nother can of worms doesn't it MM...LOL...and for one I would have been the joiner.

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mistyhorizon2003  says:
9 months ago

Golly , you all really have some tales to tell don't you?? Florida, my God, no wonder your future Father in Law was narked, I guess you would be too if you found your kid having sex in your bed LOL :)

MM, So funny, what a shock for you, and I can't even begin to imagine you peeing on the balcony. I hope you had no neighbours overlooking your property. :)

I once had sex against a tree in a public park with a guy I was having a fling with in Kent in the UK. He was walking his Doberman dog at the time, but the dog just went off and did it's own thing whilst we did ours!!!, (a situation I had forgotten about until today when it popped back into my mind).

logic,commonsense  says:
9 months ago

Several times in the front seat of the car, once with passengers in back seat. Once digitally pleasured a woman at her parents home in the same room as her grandmother. We were under a blanket but the noises and smell surely had to arouse suspicions.

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sixtyorso  says:
9 months ago

Coincidentally, also in the front seat of a Vauxhall viva. The bath (in my parents home). They were out, but came back and caught us. A car park outside the car against the door (at night though). The car (again) the cops knocked on the window and took our names and addresses. The cop tried to blackmail my girlfriend into having sex with him! The cheeky sod! The beach at night not so much fun. Sand can spoil things a bit.

Misha profile image

Misha  says:
9 months ago

LOL and I thought I was instrumental!

Mr Nice profile image

Mr Nice  says:
9 months ago

Central park NYC, School auditorium.........All the wrong places you can imagine.......

~ Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. ~ Billy Crystal

~ Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone. ~Dave Letterman

~ If sex is a pain in the butt, you're doing it wrong. ~

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mistyhorizon2003  says:
9 months ago

Hi Logic, OMG, I hope her granny had long since lost her sense of smell and hearing :)

Hi Sixty, great to see you here. I agree, beaches are not a good idea, all that sand and all. What on earth did you do about the Policeman incident? I would have officially complained about him. Was this in the UK??

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mistyhorizon2003  says:
9 months ago

LOL Misha, I bet you are too :)

Thanks for the great quotes Mr Nice, all so true as well :)

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Princessa  says:
9 months ago

I enjoyed reading this hub and the comments, really good it has given me a couple of ideas :)

Now, are you ready? Apart from the usual tables, desk, kitchen worktops, top of the washing machine, carpets, parents beds, showers and baths, cars (inside and outside), window sills, terraces and gardens ... I would say that some of the most unusual places have been the top of an arabian castle's tower, the sea during a morning swim, a derelict castle with only 3 walls and no roof, the sauna at the public swimming pool, and a house for sale while doing the inspection visit. And the most memorable... on a duvet in the middle of the fields during a "rain" of Shooting stars.

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mistyhorizon2003  says:
9 months ago

Thanks Princessa. Your last one sounded really romantic, and the house for sale one really risky, but no doubt very exciting. In the sea, not great for lubrication so I am told!!!!

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Princessa  says:
9 months ago

What can I say about the sea?... it worked very good for me ;-)

The Shooting stars has been indeed one of the most romantic ones.

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Christoph Reilly  says:
9 months ago

Princessa: You forgot to mention at Christoph's house (after all, that was pretty strange!)

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Randy Behavior  says:
9 months ago

Princessa yours are my new goals, lol. I like water so, in a sea doo jet boat, on a houseboat, on the beach, on the river bar, on a rock above the river, in the river... and once on a hay bale in a barn. But I'm gonna work on a castle!

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Teresa McGurk  says:
9 months ago

Well, I guess I can share, since I'm among friends -- in the fields behind the Y, on a hill outside Segovia, on the balcony in Madrid, on the balcony in Japan, out at sea way off the coast of SC, in a field while the goats escaped in England, on the screened porch in SC, while driving -- all of those in broad daylight; in various cars, in the common room at the uni. hall of residence, in parks, on picnic tables, a kids' climbing frame, in a hallway, in someone's front yard (don't know whose house it was), at parties, on the beach, in the rain, on boats, in a motel room we were sharing with another couple (we were much less quiet than they were) -- all those at night; "interrupted": in the front seat of a car in the snow, interrupted by a policeman who made me get out of the car and recite the alphabet (don't ask); by a deaf fellow student who walked in and told us the bed was thumping against the wall and the vibrations were keeping her awake; and once, the most potentially embarrassing, by an MP on Parris Island Marine Corps Recruit Depot where I was teaching a class -- he could have arrested the gunnery sargeant I was parked in the car with, and I could have had my pass revoked.

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gwendymom  says:
9 months ago

Carlsbad Caverns national park

the lake, a country road, I think I need to think about it some more.

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Princessa  says:
9 months ago

Christoph please try to be a gentleman and keep "our" secret! (at least you didn't mention the one at Beson's party LOL)

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THE LIP  says:
9 months ago

Two all time memorable LAYS that will remain etched was in a movie theater BOX during a porn film festival.Had so much torrid action in the push back slumber seats that I we both had to actually come again to see the movie in order to review and rate it for my publication. Horror and more horror my partner also chose the same day and same showa again...This time we promised no sex just view and review the movie but cud not resist 69ing.Eventually I reviewed the movies from the publicity material.

Another time and Another place that was memorable was when I had to interview a leading star and his newly wed but badly neglected wife decided to do the talking(instead)with him over the speaker phone while I dialled her time and again in his bed. Imagine my plight when I went to interview him eventually and he sang praises about his bride and how wonderful she was and how much she loved him. It was a Herculian task to keep a straight face though I wanted to admit that indeed he had a wonderful wife..wonderful in his bed!!!

Eventually whenever she felt he was shortchanging her and having it on the side, she wud invite me to have her in his master bed.That was her way of paying it back to him in his own coin!!!

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sixtyorso  says:
9 months ago

Misty the policeman incident was in South Africa. But I did report him to his Station Commander who said he would take action. She never heard from him again.

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B.T. Evilpants  says:
9 months ago

I tried it in the ocean, at Virginia Beach, once. A jellyfish changed my plans in a hurry. The twins were just not the same for a good month. True story!

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sixtyorso  says:
9 months ago

@ BT ouch!!! and ouch again!

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Princessa  says:
9 months ago

B.T. Evilpants : vinegar suppose to be good for jellyfish stings and incidentally vinegar is used in some places over the male sexual organs to "waken them up" a reputed aphrodisiac :)

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Christoph Reilly  says:
9 months ago

Princessa is correct about jellyfish stings, and thats why (this is true) someone peeing on your sting can relieve the pain. Sorry, but it's true.

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mistyhorizon2003  says:
9 months ago

I heard that about peeing on stings too Christoph.

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Nayberry  says:
9 months ago

I love this hub. With all the hanky-panky confessions going on here, I can stay amused forever. Keep 'em coming fellow hubbers, and let's all thank Misty for giving us a confessional for all our "sins". HA!HA! LOL

Tootles!!

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mistyhorizon2003  says:
9 months ago

Thanks Nayberry, I am enjoying giggling at all the confessions too. Can't wait for more, so hope to get further contributions soon :)

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B.T. Evilpants  says:
9 months ago

Oh sure. You guys are all helpful now. Where were you in 1985, when I really needed to be peed on? Oh well. you live and learn, I guess.

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blondepoet  says:
9 months ago

Hi Misty I saw the title and zoomed in here. Now strangest place.......,I would have to say in the projection room, at the movie theatre, while the reels were spinning out some great movies in the eight cinemas below. Second would have to be, on top of a mountain on New Year's Eve, with fireworks flooding the surrounding sky at midnight lol.Third....by the side of the road at night with a nightime picnic.... some great confessions here yahooo.....

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mistyhorizon2003  says:
9 months ago

Thanks Blondepoet, it is amazing the places people have had sex, certainly plenty of ideas for the couples reading this whilst looking for inspiration :)

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sixtyorso  says:
9 months ago

Misty your penchant for taking confession must date back to your days in convent schools! See I forget nothing! PS does doing the Pest thing count as sex? We had a guy in primary school who did that in a mixed class in primary school (about grade 5 or 6). Supposedly on the QT but everyone except the teacher knew and could see what he was doing. We certainly did not see any jelly fish or stings around!

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mistyhorizon2003  says:
9 months ago

Hi Sixty, I guess Jelly fish don't usually frequent classrooms, but wasn't it B.T. this happened to rather than 'Pest'???

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Pest  says:
9 months ago

Mediterranean with a couple of British chicks I met a Yates Root Cellar in Lloret De Mar Spain... Not very strange, but when you consider my shark phobia, this was a strange place for me.

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mistyhorizon2003  says:
9 months ago

LOL, thanks for your input Pest, glad the sharks didn't get you :)

her guy  says:
8 months ago

Hi Misty, I did the field thing. I had a picnic lunch on a table in the park, YUMMY! I had a box lunch in the trunk of a car, big trunk small lady. There was the very foolish time that she rode me in a dark movie theater and it was a wonder I didn't get caught or arrested. The things the human mind is capable of amazes me!

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mistyhorizon2003  says:
8 months ago

LOL, but you have to admit, it is exciting isn't it 'Her Guy??? (chuckle)

her guy  says:
8 months ago

It sure is but I could just see it play out: Me with my chin dripping, her breathing hard saying to the cop. "He is not going anywhere for at least 30 more seconds!" and before I could say anything - my mouth full of kiity!

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mistyhorizon2003  says:
8 months ago

LOL Her Guy, now that is an image that is forever burned into my imagination :)

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Iconoclast  says:
8 months ago

In a secluded corner of the International Terminal at JFK

Against the window, 4th floor, Embassy Suites, JFK

On the old city wall, Nuremburg, Germany, little park near the Green Goose and red light district

Many women's parent's homes; sometimes parents were home, sometimes not

One time best friend's bed- since it was with his wife, we aren't exactly best friends now

Bank of the Donau (Danube River for those who don't know) in the afternoon near Regensburg, Germany

In the Airport Club, Neu-Obertaubling (? I think) Germany

Barstool in DeKalb, Illinois- yes the bar was open and crowded

Parents' gazebo- hey, I built it

Backyard, in the rain

Girlfriend's best friend's balcony and pantry

Barracks room with room mate present

Soon to do it with my wife while a friend takes photos

Ex-inlaws' bed

Bank of the Chattahoochie River at a GI party with a bunch of grunts and MP's offering advice

Buddhist Shrine in Korea

In a minivan outside a club in Lombard, Illinois- got caught by the police

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mistyhorizon2003  says:
8 months ago

OMG Oconoclast, I reckon you win, hands down, or should I say "Pants Down" !!!

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Jewels  says:
8 months ago

I think I need to play Catch-up to come close to competing with Oconoclast. He could help out Mr Know It All.

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mistyhorizon2003  says:
8 months ago

I too need to play major catch up to Oconoclast I reckon :)

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Jewels  says:
8 months ago

The Buddhist Shrine in Korea! I suppose love transcends all inhibitions. LOL

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mistyhorizon2003  says:
8 months ago

I reckon lust does, but not sure if love is the same in terms of "inhibitions" :)

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R. Blue  says:
8 months ago

Ahh...he was just braggin.....I'm older and more experienced...and If I wasn't so old I'd probably be able to remember lots of places. I remember how...just not where.

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Iconoclast  says:
8 months ago

Nah, it ain't braggin' if it's true- still need to find a pilot to help the wife and I join Mile High Club, and thinking about a Chicago cemetery..... but I think I may have forgotten quite a few myself. Maybe I should try to do it at someone else's wedding?

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mistyhorizon2003  says:
8 months ago

LOL, just so long as it isn't in the Church at the time Iconoclast!!

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Jewels  says:
8 months ago

Iconoclast, Mt Pilates is a mile in the sky, go to Switzerland. Plane toilets, hmmmm.

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Iconoclast  says:
8 months ago

No, at the reception, Misty. Jewels, being able to drive to the spot doesn't count; that would make Denver, Colorado valid.

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mistyhorizon2003  says:
8 months ago

LOL Iconoclast, let us know if and when you achieve these goals :)

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Suiiki  says:
5 months ago

Well, I did lose my virginity at my in-laws' house.

Other than that, in the laundry room of this house (We rent the basement suite and share the laundry room with the girl renting upstairs) Luckily the outside door locks and can't be unlocked from the outside, it would have been awkward if the upstairs tennant had walked in on us having lesbian sex on the laundry table LOL

Oh yes, and once when I was visiting Amy at work.

We haven't been married long and we're young yet, so there will probably be weirder places to come (No pun intended!)

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mistyhorizon2003  says:
5 months ago

LOL, thanks for sharing Suiiki, and good luck with both your marriage and future sexual locations ;) ;) ;)

Horny Boy  says:
5 months ago

Done several random places, have a list of 196 places to do currently... 22 of them done:

Against a wall (standard)

On holiday in Mauritius... a lot of times there... v v good holiday

Against the fridge

On a balcony with a large, unaware crowd

Banister of a large flight of stairs

My bed

several friends beds

Boat (Broke onto a random persons huge catamaran and did on the back on the floor.... then came back twice again later that eve)

Car... every seat done

Field.. Doggy style midday, in a flattish area, with several people walking along the paths about 10/15m away... yes we were in plain view... what you going to do?

Footpath... i don't like walking, so they gotta have a use

Full Moon... quite a romantic thing

Gym... everyone needs a varied workout

Kitchen... not just mine against the fridge, but I am building a 'done' kitchen portfolio larger than most House and home shops

Next to people... without them knowing, and also with them watching the entire time

Party... several

Shower.. love it! always try and have sex there, love the water coming down.. plus washes everything away after:)

sofa

Stairs... (uncomfortable... well for her anyway)

Swimming pool.. creates odd swirls in the water that annoy rhythm...still fun

Public toilets... great story, whilst in mauritius, had sex in toilets at a bar.. large queue outside the room... had to leave her bent over the toilet 'throwing up' whilst i got a glass of water and pretended to be looking after her... worked like a charm:D'

Trampoline... we got air!

Happy Shagging

xx

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mistyhorizon2003  says:
5 months ago

LOL Horny Boy, great selection and some fab ideas for those looking for inspiration too :)

vijayasing  says:
6 days ago

Against a wall (standard)

On holiday in Mauritius... a lot of times there... v v good holiday

Against the fridge

On a balcony with a large, unaware crowd

Banister of a large flight of stairs

My bed

several friends beds

Boat (Broke onto a random persons huge catamaran and did on the back on the floor.... then came back twice again later that eve)

Car... every seat done

Field.. Doggy style midday, in a flattish area, with several people walking along the paths about 10/15m away... yes we were in plain view... what you going to do?

Footpath... i don't like walking, so they gotta have a use

Full Moon... quite a romantic thing

Gym... everyone needs a varied workout

Kitchen... not just mine against the fridge, but I am building a 'done

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mistyhorizon2003  says:
5 days ago

Hi vijayasing, golly, that's quite a list, I especially loved the one "Footpath... i don't like walking, so they gotta have a use" LOL

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