(Note: Please read the hubs titled "Stupid Questions", "Stupid Questions Too" , "Stupid Questions The Third", "Stupid Questions For (U)" and all the rest of the earlier published "Stupid Questions" hubs before reading this hub. It isn't a requirement but it will make a little more sense if you do.)

I noticed that my "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things)" series seems to be attracting the most attention out of all my series as I write this. I guess sometimes we like to just look at the pictures. Nevertheless, I checked my notebook and sure enough I have enough material for another installment of "Stupid Questions". I was hoping to do another installment of "Weird Words And Phrases" or another "she said/he said: 'bitch, please!'" but I STILL don't have a specific weird word choice and again I'm not in the mood to be the voice of reason just now.

(Mind you, I also have a lot of material for another installment or SIX of "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) but I don't want anyone to think I have forgotten how to actually write as opposed to just posting pictures like SOME hubbers do.

(Okay, fine, I confess, I am ALSO still waiting for sexy pics from Bredavies and Mighty Mom but, I digress . . .)

I promise once I get some new pics from the cuties on here I will STOP making that particular "joke", okay? 

Here, then, are the latest "stupid questions".

First, do you think other hubbers such as Bredavies, Mighty Mom, Fierycj and Somelikeitscott will ever get tired of being mentioned in my hubs?

Do you think it would be wrong to use tags like SEX and NAKED WOMEN and ADULT CONTENT to get more attention to my writing?

What exactly does the slang term "three-legged deer come from anyway and what does it mean?

Why do men give me a weird look when I come out of the stall in the bathroom complaining about how cold and deep the toilet water is?

Did we truly have a president who was almost taken down by a simple blow job from a fat chick?  Is it TRUE that BIG girls work HARDER?

Where do you put the stamp on e-mail?

If there was a hub party and I grabbed Cooke2cook's ass or Bredavies ass or even Mighty Mom's ass and they both HIT me then people would say they were fighting for their rights. On the other hand, if Somelikeitscott grabbed MY ass and I hit him then people would say I was homophobic. Don't you think that is unfair? Don't you think that would be a lot of ass grabbing for ONE party?

What part of illegal do some of you STILL not understand?

Would guys, lesbians and bisexuals STILL read this series of hubs if I forgot to include lesbians?

"If a picture paints a thousand words then why can't I paint you?" (Ya wanna make a bet I'd paint your boobies BIGGER?)

What smells worse . . . a woman with a heavy flow on a hot, sweaty day and right after having sex OR a dog fart? (Which one TASTES worse?)

Did anyone see that episode of the Dr. Oz show where he was talking about poop and had fake turds on display? Did anyone watch it during dinner?

Do you remember FIZZIES? Did you ever think someday some businesses would charge way too much for candy and crap that was cheap back in the 60s?

Ladies, do you spit or swallow?

What kind of toothpaste do you use?

Do you remember the first time you were drunk and decided to take a leak in a moving elevator? Did you piss in the BACK or did you just piss towards the doors? If you whizzed towards the door did you have that moment of discovery when you realized you would have to be really careful trying to get OUT of the elevator?

"Would it kill you to buy American?" (Can you name the movie?)

Does every woman have a pair of period panties?

What is Mister Spock's full name?

On a related topic, is there ANY color of "down there" that Captain Kirk has not or would not tap? (How about my male readers? Any color YOU wouldn't hit? Why or why NOT?)

A regular submitted THIS one: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why is it called a Brazilian Wax?

I found this one on a comic book site done by a comic book fan who truly IS gay: "If a gay man gets sexually aroused by the sight of other men's bodies, does that mean you ever get turned on by your own? By looking in the mirror, I mean? Is that enough to give a gay man an erection?" So what do YOU folks think? (Come on, 20 pounds ago I used to give myself a hard on all the time . . . especially if i was wearing panties or pantyhose? (I mean, you know, for Halloween, ya know?)

How many of my readers have earned their "Red Wings"?

How many don't even know what that means? On a related note, how said IS that?

Do you think I'll still be asking these stupid questions once people actually notice me around here?

What race or races are being slurred with the phrase: "burrito-munching, sand turds"?  (What movie is this quote from, anyway?)

Do you remember your first blowjob, guys?

What did it taste like anyway?

Did you know there is a drink called "tastes like shit"?

Will I ever, ever get to see Mighty Mom in her Super-girl costume? or OUT of it? (Will she ever send me pics? Will I ever POST them on a hub?)

Will she ever get tired of these kind of questions and give me the spanking I deserve?

(Will my lady-friend in La Verne beat her too it?)

Will you guys get tired of my stupid questions?

(I certainly hope not!)

My name is Phoenix and . . . that's the bottom line.