(Note: Please read the hubs titled "Stupid Questions", "Stupid Questions Too" , "Stupid Questions The Third", "Stupid Questions For (U)" and all the rest of the earlier published "Stupid Questions" hubs before reading this hub. It isn't a requirement but it will make a little more sense if you do.)

I noticed that my "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) 14" seems to be attracting the most attention out of all my hubs as I write this. I guess sometimes we like to just look at the pictures. Nevertheless, I checked my notebook and sure enough I have enough material for another installment of "Stupid Questions". I was hoping to do another installment of "Weird Words And Phrases" but I don't have enough material for that yet. Not to mention Mighty Mom is pushing me to do this piece on my time in the adult industry and that is going a bit slowly. (As if y'all wanna hear about all the porn stars and strippers that wanted my then-cute, tight BUT I digress . . . )

Here are the latest stupid questions.

Why do some guys like doing it in front of a mirror?

Do you think Mighty Mom changed her profile avatar because she got really tired of my Super-girl jokes?

Do you think it's wrong to use tags like SEX and NAKED WOMEN and ADULT CONTENT to get more attention to my actual writing?

When times passes . . . where does it go?

Do you think Bredavies or my boss, Cooke2cook will ever get tired of my using their pics in my hubs? Did you know that every woman I mention in my hubs (to date) now has a higher hub score than I do?

What is your favorite body part?

What is your favorite body part on someone else's body? Is it the same part?

Do nudists get tanned or even sunburn on their "hoo-hoos" and "goo-goos"?

On a related topic, if male nudists put sunscreen on their man-monsters , do they ever get overly-protective and have "accidents"?

Do they then just rub everything in and hope others think it's ALL sun tan lotion? What SPF is splooge anyway?

Someone on the PlentyOfFish dating site once asked me: What do you like in a woman?

Was it wrong for me to reply: "my thick, cut, dick"?

Why do we "bake" cookies and not "cook" cookies?

Have I mentioned lesbians yet?

Did you know it's no longer against the law to have sex with animals in the state of Tennessee?

What part of "illegal" do some of you people out there STILL not understand?

Is there any other state besides California where the native drivers believe that the use of turn signals is totally optional?

My boss' kids were having a little party when I was over there drinking and writing--you know doing my job--and I overheard a guy ask: "If you could suck your own d*ck then you could probably f*ck your own ass too so why would you need a woman?"

Now you tell me, do ya really think alcohol doesn't kill underage brain cells?

Have you ever been bored at a stranger's house, gone into the bathroom and sniffed the dirty undies in the laundry hamper?

Do ya sleep in the wet spot after sex? What about when there's someone in bed with you?

As I write this, it is Halloween weekend. Is there anyone besides little kids and people with eating disorders wo actually eats candy corn?

On a related note, does anyone truly like Circus Peanuts?

Will you find YOUR dad's smile in Aisle 7?

Did God really give women vaginas to make all the other nonsense almost worthwhile?

Ladies, are you smooth or hairy?

When you date a woman who usually doesn't wear undies do you find it really sexy when she actually wears panties?

Now some stupid questions regarding hubpages: Can you use the word "cock" in a hub without being "flagged"?

How about the word "pussy"?

Is it true you can post pictures of cleavage but a penis would be too offensive?

Will my hub score ever recover from the hit it took when 13 of my hubs were flagged in one day?

My boss, Cookw2cook, wants to know why there is no number eleventeen? Why is it just eleven?

Will you guys ever get tired of my stupid questions?

(I certainly hope not!)

My name is Phoenix and . . . that's the bottom line.