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59JIMMY THE JOCK
In the UK people from the home countries have nicknames for the people of each country, if you are from Scotland you are a Jock, Ireland a Paddy If you are from England it depends on region i.e from Newcastle you are a Geordie and Sunderland you are a Macum,i am not sure about people from Wales.(perhaps Drax or misfit will help me with that).
i was going to write a poem about it tonight but I couldnt think of anything because my sense of humor got the better of me and put me off lol. but i promise i will soon when i can get the thought out of my head.
I do appologise to those people whom I misled into thinking that I was a spotsman or fan as the american meaning of the word Jock.
ok so the thought that put me off the poem you really want to know? really ? i dont know if i should tell you, aww ok then since you asked so nicely.
ok I started the poem thus.
jimmy the jock has a nine inch.........................
I decided not to go down that route lol as it would be starting with an exageration lol
have fun.....jimmy
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oh and while we're on the subject, look up the meaning for the american "jock strap" which is not the same as the american for "strapping jock"....
hehe
Jimmy the Jock has a nine-inch clock - not as reliable as it used to be - It would once reach ten - but that was back then - Now it'll only reach three!-----Did that help any, Jimmy? Good hub.
roflmao! oh that was brilliant!
wajay can't have all the fun:
jimmy the jock has a nine inch sock
it fits on his left foot so well
his right sock is 10 inch
that used to be 9 inch
that is, it did until...
a Whacking Great Spider
bit the poor blighter
on the foot as it suddenly fell
it bit the jock right through his sock
and then it started to swell.
thanks guys love the poetry lol jimmy
jimmy the jock has a nine inch lock
for he lives in Saltcoats you see
out for a drink or an evening of rock
he never ever could find his key
*forgive the poetic license with Saltcoats Jimmy...
Jimmy, it seems you incite a party whatever the subject! Another great hub!
This comment is from the American Patricia. I've always disliked being called a 'Yank', as I am NOT a 'Yankee'. As in England there are names for people from different regions, same in the USA. I am a Cornhusker. (I know that's sad).
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Iðunn says:
2 years ago
I'm glad you told us... the suspense was killing me as I started reading. hahahaha... oh you are bad!
thx, I needed the laugh : )