(Pagan Humor/Jokes)

Since today is Beltane, I thought I would share with you my Top 13 Pick-up Lines for you to use at your Beltane celebrations! Why only 13 you may ask? Well, after all, this is a list for Wytches!

May Your Beltane Fires Burn Bright!

13. Guy: "That ritual gown is skin-tight baby... How do you get into it?" Gal: "Well... you can start off by getting me a chalice of mead."

12. "Hey-hey, is that a magick mirror in your pocket - because I can see myself in your pants."

11. "If I said you had the body of a Goddess - would you hold it against me?"

10. "Hey babe, what's your sign? What's it's ascendant? What's your Moon...?" (*caresses your butt*)

9. "Read any good Llewellyn Books lately?"

8. "Would you like to come over to my place and get busy kickin' wytchy-boots?"

7. "Hey beautiful, your feet must be tired... because you've been spiral dancing in my mind all night long."

6. "Haven't I seen you in another life before?"

5. "Wow... You have the most beautiful third eye I've ever seen."

4. "So... do you do The Great Rite here often?" or "So... ya wanna jump the bale-fire together?" *wiggle eyebrows*

3. "What's a georgous Nymph-Goddess like you, doing in a Circle like this?"

2. "Yes, I'm handfasted, but that's not a "legal" marriage.... but we *could* go out in the forrest for a Greenwood Marriage..." *wink*

And the TOP BELTANE PICK-UP LINE IS......... *Drumroll please*

1. "Is that a Maypole in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

GREAT BELTANE STUFF ON AMAZON!