Tables Turned

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By Randy Behavior


This poem was inspired by Mighty Mom's comment on my I Hunger hub.  She said, "the hunter becomes the hunted, the thrill is in the chase, and all that usual male as pursuer stuff turned right back at them."

I realize not all men are such predators, so don't get your hackles up.  But for those that are, this poem is for you.


Next time I will be like a man

Prowling for a delicious form

I will shove my emotions  

Firmly in my back pocket

And lead with my hormones

My heart bound and locked

I will track the pheromones

And pounce on the  sleekest of the pack

Then stand proudly over my kill

Devouring you until I’ve had my fill

I will please you then I will leave you

At the inkling of complication 

With no remorse or reservation

For it was always about the hunt

Never about the prey


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Gypsy Willow profile image

Gypsy Willow  says:
4 months ago

Well that's telling them!

Randy Behavior profile image

Randy Behavior  says:
4 months ago

Gypsy thanks for always being so quick to comment on my hubs!

KCC Big Country profile image

KCC Big Country  says:
4 months ago

Very nice Randy B! Gypsy's always a quick one!

Christoph Reilly profile image

Christoph Reilly  says:
4 months ago

Finally a poem about me! Um...but seriously folks...while I love your poetry and your skillful use of the language and structure, this attitude is...um...well, this is the third thing I've read tonight in a span of a few minutes that...um...oh nevermind.

Nice poem. I luv ya!

Randy Behavior profile image

Randy Behavior  says:
4 months ago

Thanks for popin' in KCC!

Oh chill Chris, its just tongue in cheek. Now I'm gonna have to go see what you've been reading.

Mighty Mom profile image

Mighty Mom  says:
4 months ago

Oh RB, not only do I approve, I think this is fab! I think my favorite line is "

I will shove my emotions

Firmly in my back pocket

And lead with my hormones"

How like a man to utilize a back pocket instead of your purse:-). And I suppose leading with our hormones is the closest we'll ever get to thinking with our "little head" eh? But the sentiment is obviously there- you certainly freaked poor Christoph out:-). Thumbs up. You go!

Randy Behavior profile image

Randy Behavior  says:
4 months ago

Thanks for the inspiration MM. I'm glad you like it and approve, now I can go to bed... alone. But hey, tomorrow is a new day and a new hunt.

Paper Moon profile image

Paper Moon  says:
4 months ago

Okay, nice poem and all. Nicely versed, but um.... this would be a bad thing?

Hawkesdream profile image

Hawkesdream  says:
4 months ago

seems about right to me!!!

Randy Behavior profile image

Randy Behavior  says:
4 months ago

To a woman, used up and left is usually a bad thing PM. If it works for you as the victim, then great!

Thanks for coming by for a read Hawks!

alekhouse profile image

alekhouse  says:
4 months ago

Wow. Powerful words. Really liked it. Thanks.

Randy Behavior profile image

Randy Behavior  says:
4 months ago

Alekhouse, I'm glad you like it. Thanks for commenting.

Paper Moon profile image

Paper Moon  says:
4 months ago

couldn't help myself.  I am sure that many a male would love to have you pounce upon them, even if but for a night. 

To use my new favorite idiom,

What a bonbon and me with diabetes!

I do understand what you are saying though and couldn't agree with you more. 

Candie V profile image

Candie V  says:
4 months ago

I'm on the hunt today.. should prove interesting!! I have my "stealth-suit" on!!

Randy Behavior profile image

Randy Behavior  says:
4 months ago

I on the other hand PM, don't have diabetes, but I don't have a bonbon either.  Damn it.

Happy hunting CV. What's your stealth suit look like?

nazishnasim  says:
4 months ago

That was AMAZING Randy! I am known for 'spamming' hubs with my crazy comments but I can't say more for this poem of yers. Let's both drink to it *raises a bottle of the Finesse French wine*

\Brenda Scully  says:
4 months ago

enjoyed that...... I think

Randy Behavior profile image

Randy Behavior  says:
4 months ago

Nazishnasim - Well gosh, I'm glad you like it that much!

Brenda - Thanks for stopping by for a read.

trooper22 profile image

trooper22  says:
4 months ago

This Rocks Randy, a skilled Huntress is a formidable opponent. :)

Randy Behavior profile image

Randy Behavior  says:
4 months ago

Thanks Trooper, to bad I'm all talk.

Janetta profile image

Janetta  says:
4 months ago

ooohh I like it--tables have definitely turned hehe

Randy Behavior profile image

Randy Behavior  says:
4 months ago

Ya feel the power Janetta?

shamelabboush profile image

shamelabboush  says:
4 months ago

Wow,

I will please you then I will leave you

Let the revolution begin :) Great stuff Randy!

Randy Behavior profile image

Randy Behavior  says:
4 months ago

Thank you Shamel! Always like to hear from you.

R. Blue profile image

R. Blue  says:
4 months ago

Lemme see....it was Candie's Birthday Thursday...so I'm guessing her stealth suit looks a lot like her "Birthday Suit"

Just wanted to remind you that men and women are different for a reason.....and Viva la difference. I think you should become more of a hunter.

Randy Behavior profile image

Randy Behavior  says:
4 months ago

Ya think so Blue? And ignore those who try to capture me? Perhaps I'll give it a try.

R. Blue profile image

R. Blue  says:
4 months ago

You can slow down and get caught occasionally too.

Randy Behavior profile image

Randy Behavior  says:
4 months ago

Well that on, I learned in second grade!

 

Gypsy Lyric profile image

Gypsy Lyric  says:
4 months ago

Well this is an interesting one for me for I feel as though Ive always come from both sides!

Randy Behavior profile image

Randy Behavior  says:
4 months ago

You call your self a vegetarian but I know you to be a carnivore.

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