Like I was thinking the other day, you know how it used to be like way way back before this computer thingy happened? It was like so fresh you know what I mean? We would go to like the arcarde sometimes and these dweeps would be trying to break dance! They were so wannabees! Like gag me with a spoon you know dude!

So like then we would meet up with this like totally awesome babe, dude he was so hot! He even wore parachute pants in neon orange and had the baddest swatch on his wrist! Of course he was with some skank, but she did have some rad hair going on! It was totally tubular man!

But if your like parents are being a major pain and like make you stay home you can always play atari, rubiks cube, or watch macyver on the tube, you know, its like whatever! But staying home can be bogus when you dont have dough you know what I mean Vern?

Alot of the time I like you know have a few of my friends over so we can see what is up with the BBS on my trash 80.

Like OMG I have to figure out what to where tomorrow! Wonder if I should dress like a virgin or where guess and my flashdance shirt? Or maybe some Esprit with my legwarmers. No matter what I wear I know I will look bodacious dude!

If you understood this article, then you are a TRUE teen of the 80's!