Temporary Health Insurance: Don't Drive Without It
57Temporary Health Insurance Required For Driving
Buying temporary health insurance is a smart move. Short term health insurance is an option for those who need health insurance for a few months to a year. You may need temporary health insurance in a variety of situations.. Maybe you are between jobs. Maybe your parents' health insurance plan is dropping you because you are turning 25 or 45. Maybe you are still holding out for Obama. Whatever the reason, health insurance is just as important as auto insurance if you plan to drive.
Although it would be easy to explain how temporary health insurance could be beneficial while driving a car, this hub will focus on other types of driving you may not have thought of. These other types of driving can be dust as dangerous to your health.
Driving Nails Is Hazardous To Fingers
Don't DRIVE Nails Without Temporary Health Insurance
Let's say you don't have any temporary health insurance. You just got dropped from your mom and dad's insurance because you turned 45 and the stupid insurance company thinks you're too old now. You have a codependent relationship with your elderly parents. They provide room, board, and carry you on their insurance plan in return for you helping out with the household chores.
Your dad asks you to help him nail a bird feeder to a tree in the back yard. Unfortunately you don't have any temporary health insurance as you DRIVE a nail right through your thumb. Your dad calls 911, you go to the hospital, you have surgery to remove the nail, and you are stuck with the bill. On your allowance, it will be extremely difficult to pay that bill. You better get a paper route too.
Golf Clubs Can Be Dangerous
Don't DRIVE Golfballs without Temporary Health Insurance
Let's say you are between jobs, so you decide not to have any temporary health insurance until you get on an employer health plan. Instead of looking for a job with your extra time, you go golfing. You are supposed to be looking for a job, but you just want to DRIVE golf balls with your friend who just had surgery on his thumb. Your wife is at work, so she won't know.
Two swings into your bucket of balls, and your clumsey friend accidently lets go of his golf club. It fly's right into your crotch. Now you find yourself making a tough decision between giving up an arm and a leg or your family jewels. The pain is so immense that you opt for whatever takes away the pain. Your wife finds out and now you're facing divorce, all because you thought golf was more important than temporary health insurance.
Health Insurance In The Old West Was In Your Holster
Don't DRIVE Cattle Without Temporary Health Insurance
You live in the late 1800's and you DRIVE cattle for a living. One day in the pasture you hear the cattle stirring and walk over to see what the commotion is about. Just then a rattle snake bites you on the butt. Your cowpoke buddies take you to the nearest town after bleeding the snake bite and sucking the poison out. When you get in town, they tak you to the doctor. The doctor is the barber too. The doctor decides to amputate your left butt cheek. Then you realize you need a haircut to level your head when you are sitting because you look lopsided due to the missing cheek.
The "doctor/barber" asks you if you have any temporary health insurance to cover the costs, and you look down in disappointment. You had spent all your money on the amputation. You'll always regret not having temporary health insurance the day you got your nickname, "Lean Left Larry."
Don't DRIVE-by Shoot Without Temporary Health Insurance
This one can be summed up with two words... bullet holes.
Don't DRIVE Yourself Crazy Without Temporary Health Insurance
You decide not to buy temporary health insurance because you are a risk taker. You go several days and begin to worry. The worry turns into overwhelming anxiety. The anxiety produces bizarre behaviors. You start uriniating in bottles in your bedroom, which you refuse to leave. You think any and everything might make you sick. Now you have driven yourself crazy because you don't have temporary health insurance, and you can't pay for your psychiatric treatment because you don't have temporary health insurance.
I'll DRIVE The Point Home: Temporary Health Insurance Is Important
You decide whether it's safer to drive without auto insurance or health insurance. Maybe you hadn't thought of all the different ways your body can be harmed while driving. Yes, cars can be expensive to repair, but so can your body. A two inch dent to your body will cost you more than a two inch dent in your car.
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Waren E
Somebody has to warn people about his scouting at golf courses. It's not even sporting of him. He looks for guys who walk their bags in the hot sun.
Amen, I just had double hernia surgery 4 weeks ago. The sticker price for the surgery even with insurance was SHOCKING!











Waren E says:
4 months ago
LOL..It Makes good sense,
and thanks for the heads up on the grim reaper's disguise!:D