1. When you’re already seated at the dinner table, get the steak knife and fork. Hold them as if you’re guarding your life with it. Stare at your date seriously and don’t smile. Just keep on staring without any expression on your face.

2. Loudly do some break-wind. You can also add some colorful commentary and after your performance, take a bow.

3. When you’re already in the restaurant, remain standing and walk from one table to another. While doing so, get the salt shakers in each of the table and bring them all to you table. Make a tower out of the salt shakers and when you finish it, shout ‘hooray’.

4. If your blind date has a hat, borrow it. Pass it from one table to another. The money you’ve collected can be used to pay for dinner. You can even out a note inside the hat asking for a small amount of donation. Your blind date will surely get embarrassed.

5. Try to pretend that your nose is itchy. Move closer to your date and wipe your nose using the sleeves of the guy. Don’t just do it once but twice; all the while, you need to pay attention to his reaction. Don’t ask apologies.

6. During the dinner date, you will surely be having conversations. If you’re talking with the guy, don’t use verbs or the action words all the time that you’re together. Act reserved and don’t talk too much.

7. If you know how to make faces, you can do it while facing the other people in the restaurant. Whatever reaction you get, just sneer at them as if you did nothing. You can roll your eyes, pull at your nose, stick your tongue out, and many other funny faces that you can make.

8. Try to act as if you have a mannerism. For instance, you can repeat every second or third word you say. Keep on doing this. Try to practice this several days before your actual blind date so that you can get it right. You can also practice in front of the mirror.

9. When you go out on a date and you plan outside, don’t forget to bring your thermos. You can put it inside the paper bag and place it under the table. When you’re ask to make an order, order coffee but tell the waiter that you don’t need hot water. When the cup of coffee is given to you, get the thermos under the table and pour hot water in it. Thank the waiter and look at your date straightly and say – “I just want to make sure that the water is not enough” 

10. Tell the waiter to cut all your food items into small pieces. When he delivers the order, ask him to stay. Tell the waiter to bite into the pieces to ensure that it is not poisoned. If the waiter refuses, ask your date to do it. Never eat the food unless some tasted it first.