Finding '25 funny tennis quotes' was easy, unlike finding '25 Funny Golf Quotes' which was near-impossible. With charismatic personalities such as John McEnroe and Andre Agassi having played the game, this is not suprising. If you have any more to add then feel free to share them in the comments box! Anyway, here are some of the funniest tennis quotes in the sports history.

1. "Ladies, here's a hint. If you're up against a girl with big boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys. That's the hardest shot for the well-endowed." - Billie Jean King

2. "It's one-on-one out there, man. There ain't no hiding. I can't pass the ball." - Pete Sampras

3. Andre Agassi: "Let’s see what you’ve got, big boy."
Andy Roddick: "Hair."

4. "The difference between involvement and commitment is like ham and eggs. The chicken is involved; the pig is committed.” - Martina Navratilova

5. "I think the medical term for the injury is "the bottom of my ass hurts" - Andy Roddick

6. Interviewer: "So, are you enjoying New York?"
Roger Federer: "It’s OK for two weeks."

7. "The trouble with me is that every match I play against five opponents: umpire, crowd, ball boys, court, and myself.” - Goran Ivanisevic

8. Umpire: "If the machine beeps, what can I do?"
Andy Roddick: "Switch it off and use your brain!"

9. "If Pete’s (Sampras) child is a girl, my son will like her; if he’s a boy, my son will defeat him.” - Andre Agassi

10. "And here's Zivojinovic, six foot six inches tall and fourteen pounds ten ounces." - Dan Maskall

11. "Martina, she's got several layers of steel out there like a cat with nine lives." - Virginia Wade

12. "The Gullikson twins here. An interesting pair, both from Wisconsin." - Dan Maskall

13. "It's quite clear that Virginia Wade is thriving on the pressure now that the pressure on her to do well is off." - Harry Carpenter

14. "Do you have any problems, other than that you're unemployed, a moron, and a dork?” - John McEnroe

15. "If you believe that [Anna Kournikova's claim that she is a virgin], I've never questioned a call in my life.” - John McEnroe

16. "It's a lot of bling to play with. You got to have the bling." - Serena Williams

17. "My feelings are Yevgeny Kafelnikov should take his prize money when he is done here and go and buy some perspective.” - Andre Agassi

18. "Billie Jean King, with the look on her face that says she can't beieve it... because she never believes it, and yet, somehow, I think she does." - Maz Robertston

19. "I'm an American. You can't go on where you were born. If you do then John McEnroe would be a German." - Martina Natratilova

20. "Good shot, bad luck, and hell are the five basic words to be used in a game of tennis, though these, of course, can be slightly amplified." - Virginia Graham

21. "I don't want to be like some of those celebrities walking around, just so full of themselves. I a;ways want to be down-to-earth, want to be a person like when you meet them, they're the same person that you think of them in the article or something". - Serena Williams

22. "No one is friends with Hewitt and he does not worry me at all." - David Nalbandian

23. "Though your game is hardly the best you can fray your opponent’s nerves by methodically bouncing the ball at least ten times before your serves." - Arnold J. Zarett

24. "The serve was invented so that the net could play." - Bill Cosby

25. "Actually, I tossed it nicely – landed nicely, like airplane. No warning, beautiful. That’s the art of throwing racquets.” - Goran Ivanisevic