Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes and Riddles for Kids
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What’s better than a good joke to get you feeling festive? Children's education experts agree that sharing jokes is an excellent way to develop language skills. Kids don’t care about that; they just want to laugh! (And for the grown ups in the house, nothing like a silly joke to and ease holiday tension!) Get ready for autumn fun with these Thanksgiving jokes collected from around the web. I didn’t make them up, but I do guarantee they're all G-Rated and oozing corniness. In other words - just right for kids!
Knock Knock Jokes About Thanksgiving Dinner
Knock Knock. Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don't eat this much!
Knock Knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive the stuffing too!
Knock Knock. Who's there? Aida. Aida who? Aida lot more than I should have!
Knock Knock. Who's there? Phillip. Phillip who? Phillip a big plate and dig in!
Knock Knock. Who's there? Tamara. Tamara who? Tamara we'll have turkey leftovers!
Thanksgiving Riddles
What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son? If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
If April showers bring May flowers , what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!
Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their AGE
Why can't you take a turkey to church? Because they use such fowl language
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes - a building can't jump at all
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving
How can you make a turkey float? You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymout Rock
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside
Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks
Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I'm stuffed!
Where did the first corn come from? The stalk brought it
Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers? To keep his wigwam
What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, hubble, hubble.
I hope you enjoyed these jokes! And please, feel free to add your own in the comments section!
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Comments
Thank you.!!
These are GREAT! I read them to my son and we had fun.
thats funny keep writing more
Excellent hub
Lela Davidson! Thank you for the information, I appreciated how you presented this hub.
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Would making a bad turkey joke be considered fowl play? Some people think so, but I beak to differ.
Is that an oven glove on the photo? If so i WANT ONE! :D
How cute!
But thanks for the child friendly jokes, very sweet.
These are great. My 7 year old son is going to be all over this. I'm going to print them out for him so he can entertain us. thanks!
good ones but you should put DIFFRENT ones in your page.
that is very cool bye
Lela,
These are really cool way to add fun during Thanksgiving!!My kids will sure love these..Thanks a lot! :)
lovely and cute jokes. I would like to read more jokes. Thanks for making this hub.
Q: is turkey soup good for your health?
A: not if you're the turkey! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! THATS THE FUNNIEST JOKE IN HISTORY HAHAHAHAHAH:)
jim10 says:
13 months ago
My kids will love these. Thanks for the jokes and riddles.